The Watercooler : Ever have a dream where you cut your beard on accident
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Yes. I woke up crying like a baby
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I shave mine off completely every few months.
At first I was scared. Hell I was petrified.
Thinking I could never get by without you by my side
Vlad did nothing wrong.
At first I was scared. Hell I was petrified.
Thinking I could never get by without you by my side
Vlad did nothing wrong.
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But then I spent so many nights thinking how you grew on me strong
And you grew long
And you broke out into song
And so you're back
On my face
I just looked in the mirror to find you looking groovy on my face
And you grew long
And you broke out into song
And so you're back
On my face
I just looked in the mirror to find you looking groovy on my face
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Crypto ruined it for everyone by making fun of my one and only vocaroo. Apparently, "twang" was too much for his tender ears.
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Lol did he really? Maybe I missed it.
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It was awhile back, probably last year.
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Remember when I shared my picture here and people made fun of me? 
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That's my real face! Remember when you doxxed my name on accident? Pierce 
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Omg, I'm sorry about your face! 😂 Pierce is a hell of a name so I'm not sorry about that one.
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I guess for those who missed it…
https://filmboards.com/board/t/Oh-****-it!--Heres-a-picture-of-me.-3409392/
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Every night. I dream I'm plucking it too
Slash be like:
Slash be like:
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How perverse.
Madonna would never do that.
Vlad did nothing wrong.
Madonna would never do that.
Vlad did nothing wrong.
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Why do Americans say "on accident" instead of the proper way?
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This is the proper way, baby.
Vlad did nothing wrong.
Vlad did nothing wrong.
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It really isn't. "By accident" is the correct way.
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Not today baby.
Vlad did nothing wrong.
Vlad did nothing wrong.
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And it isn't the first thing you all get wrong. 😅 I was just wondering why but I see now why. Carry on!
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Language evolves, baby.
Vlad did nothing wrong.
Vlad did nothing wrong.
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That's not an evolution. That's simple perpetuation of a mistake. 😁
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Fugazi says it’s evolution and fugazi speaks for all women.
Vlad did nothing wrong.
Vlad did nothing wrong.
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You love my deviations deep in you language, eh baby. I’m gonna make you evolve so hard.
Vlad did nothing wrong.
Vlad did nothing wrong.
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That's not evolution though. It's quite literally a mistake that many perpetuate because they don't know what the proper expression is.
The same rule of language applies to "design". You do things by design, not on design. You lie about someone, not on someone (the latter means you're using someone as a bed, literally lying on).
Always found it charmingly retarded.
The same rule of language applies to "design". You do things by design, not on design. You lie about someone, not on someone (the latter means you're using someone as a bed, literally lying on).
Always found it charmingly retarded.
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Loki, please.
Vlad did nothing wrong.
Vlad did nothing wrong.
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Maybe later. Got to put my 👩🎓 hat on now.
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Loki said... Maybe later. Got to put my 👩🎓 hat on now.🏴?
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/. said... None of your business. It's a secret.I'm very intuitive. I'll figure it out.
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*dazed* said... 🏴?
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Loki said... Maybe later. Got to put my 👩🎓 hat on now.You're going to school in Wales?
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Language as it exists today wouldn't exist without deviations.
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Language evolves. As long as you convey what you're trying to convey, you're correct. The rest is just snobbery.
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Kill her.
Vlad did nothing wrong.
Vlad did nothing wrong.
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I don't think that phrase is commonly used in the US. Maybe it's used more in certain regions(?) I say "by accident" and I don't remember ever hearing anyone I know say "on accident."
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No, but I have dreams where I **** up my hair in some way.
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do u ever have those dreams where ur running late for work and your car won’t start and then u wake up like *phew* 😅😮💨 i ain’t got none of that shid
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Lmao
My password is password
My password is password
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No, but I have ones like that for school.
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How does one cut his beard by accident?
Alba gu bràth
Alba gu bràth
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Ever have a dream where you cut your beard on accident
Maybe it is time to shave.
Vlad did nothing wrong.