The Watercooler : Do you pee in the shower?

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I guess I was vague there haha. But I meant to ask why wpuld you need to clean more.

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No.

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I was missing this thread lol.

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That’s vile.

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But how tho?

All the cool posters do it. CCCP. Sophie. Monicah before she had her history wiped. DF. Of course, me. 😎

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Is Monicah taking a break from here or has permanently left?

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Well, you know how permanent departures have a way to become not so permanent. I supposedly permanently left before my hiatus, but here I am a couple years later. But she does wanna stay away because she's doing so much better away from here.

If you're someone she likes and trusts, I can ask her if she wants to establish contact off site if you PM me on main.

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It's ok, but thanks. I'm happy to hear that she's doing well. I've always liked her and think she's a good person. This place isn't always good for everyone.

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Yeah, and there's a side to her a lot of people here don't see.

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She’s too busy peeing all over the shower.

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It’s piss. You’re trying to get clean in a vat full of stale caked on piss.

Urine is sterile when it first exits the body but in like a minute it becomes a breeding ground for germs.

How is it not vile? Fuck, man. Do you also pee on yourself and each other ?

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But it gets rinsed away by the water and soap.

Pee doesn't bother me. The other bathroom thing does.
Girl squirt is probably pee, and that's hot lol.

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The other bathroom thing ?

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Seriously?

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Jerking off
Talking to yourself in the mirror
Posting
Looking at yourself Naked



What is it?

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Shit, Vlad! You're a silly fella.

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I'm so uptight about it, I don't wanna say it.

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Enema?

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Close. There are 2 primary things you do in the bathroom. 1 is peeing.

I have a weird hangup about even talking about it lol. I was worse as a kid. I wouldn't even use any bathroom except my own like Finch from American Pie.

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I'd let a girl pee on me or vice versa. Not my kink, but I'd be like. giveup.gif

I'd let a girl hold it too. A lot of women wanna do that lol. Well, more than I thought. No, I'm not humblebragging. This knowledge comes from talking mostly, and one gf wanted to.

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Doesn't your sister pee in your mouth?

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Do your dying mother **** in your mouth?

Do you clean it up by licking it up and saying mmm mmm good?

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Damn! You just pulled a Divine and won.

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I love Glenn. RIP

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I’ve peed on a girl once. I didn’t not like it, since she was a bitch. But it’s not my thing.

Ironically did it in the shower.

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Peeing is kinda fun regardless of sexuality, especially with a penis. You can aim it. Love peeing outside for this reason. I used to pee on anthills as a kid. Kinda wanna for old times sake.

Speaking of kinks I'll do, but they do nothing for me… ball and nipple play. Feel nothing from either. One thing I like though is being rubbed right above the pubic area. Like an arm around the front of my waist. We were just cuddling and that made it turn to more.

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… bell and nipple play?

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Yeah. A gf once played with and sucked on my nipples. Might as well be sucking my forearm. Girls are weird though. A gf once got turned on by kissing the crease of her arm. Women have all these weird little spots and they're not always the same. Just kiss that, rub this, suck that, and see if they react. I've only had a fee partners, so I don't know how varied it is.

And yeah, anything with my balls doesn't do it for me.

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That’s a fair assessment. Course if your women have all these weird little spots, you might want to get tested.

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Speaking of that, I never wanna use condoms again lol.

Aside from just social anxiety, casual sex is just not worth the effort for me. Raw dogging in a trusting and loving relationship… 👌
Bonus if you don't have to pull out.

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Huh. Yeah.

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Yes

Don't tell Harry

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No, I'm civilized.

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I still don't pee in the shower.

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Weirdo.

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laugh.gif I know

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Viva la revolution, pissy Pete! There are more of us lying in wait, refusing to urinate.

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Me neither 😂

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Fuck yes

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Finally. A civilized human being emerges from the piss soaked hoard of savages in this piss poor excuse for a thread.

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She already responded a while back. No emergence here.

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Yeah whatever Fugazi. Go pee on your shower.

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Pee ON my shower? I don't think I can reach my stream up there.

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lol seriously? You mean after your surgery?

I’ve always had good range. I think Average distance is 7 feet max distance. Your shower head is higher than 7 or you really have micro range?

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No way your piss reaches 7 feet up in the air.

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I can probably go higher than 7’. It’s been a while since I maxed out on this.

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No, before too. I could piss in my mouth if I wanted to. I don't want to. But not past my head.

I was gonna give a TMI warning, but this thread title is warning enough… I used to cum really far. Not as much lately unless it's been weeks since I came, but one time a gf was giving a beej, and I came right past my head onto the curtains. We were goblins and didn't wash them right away lol.

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Yeah most people can cum farther than they can pee. For every foot of urinary range it amounts to 4 feet of cum. So I can shoot about 30 feet

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i have but i try my best never to
& when i do i aim it right into the drain and pretend it’s a carnival game

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Where you win piss all over your legs and dignity.

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