The Soapbox : Vlad, I'm in London Bridge on Friday

Vlad, I'm in London Bridge on Friday

Do you want me to pass on a message to the hot 45 year old or the cute Holland & Barrett chick?

@Vlad.

Re: Vlad, I'm in London Bridge on Friday

We still pretending Vlad has been to England?

My password is password

Re: Vlad, I'm in London Bridge on Friday

Why would he have made it up?

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A LOOOO BE WOOOO A TAHLI TAHLI SLAAAAAAAASH DOT!!!! 😁

My password is password

Re: Vlad, I'm in London Bridge on Friday

Um, wot?

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Could you stop by H&B? The 2 girls I liked 1 was like polish, she was the manager. The other was a cashier taller darker skinned I think she may have been Muslim but had a posh British accent

The 45 yo I have in what’s app but I think she mad at me

Vlad did nothing wrong.

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Sure thing! Yes, I remember the cute girl was Polish but I'll look out for the other one too 👍🏻
The 45 yo I have in what’s app but I think she mad at me
Uh oh

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It’s the one below the Shard, mate. The shard is the huge tower. You have to go down an elevator to get there. It wss very confusing for my American brain.

Vlad did nothing wrong.

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The shard is the huge tower.
Thank you for clarifying as otherwise I might have missed that ****ing massive building.

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How’d it go

Vlad did nothing wrong.

Re: Vlad, I'm in London Bridge on Friday

Yeah posh Muslim girl said something about this American guy she really liked but that he ****ed it up by laughing at her and she will never be able to trust him again sad5.gif Polish chick wasn’t there but @soapbox original gangster can take over the mission now.

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😂

I’ll handle the matter personally from here.

Vlad did nothing wrong.

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🫡

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Well done, 003.

Vlad did nothing wrong.

Re: Vlad, I'm in London Bridge on Friday

forget him, he's in wherever. this is real time a few hours ago. my friend and i are bunking at the London Bridge Hotel. stop by! we're the only two from Florida so just ask for us that way. Ciao! or is it ta-ta?

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Love the shirt!

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Haha I was probably just minutes from you! I’m back in Victoria now. You only just did a euro visit?!

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😂 that’s the same place I stayed

Vlad did nothing wrong.

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Mate, did they leave you one measly bottle of water and one sparkling each night?

Vlad did nothing wrong.

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we're the only two from Florida
Lol bet not

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Good point, I could have ended up meeting two random Floridians who have no idea why the **** I am trying to hang out with them 🤣

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I'm sure they'd welcome your company regardless though

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I’d be blabbering on about Filmboards and they would be so confused 😂

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You might have recruited the first new users this year!

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This can be my new mission for today now that Vlad’s Holland and Barrett ladies mission is over.

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I'm impressed. Two missions before 9am

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This post is dripping in animosity. Disgusting.

Vlad did nothing wrong.

Re: Vlad, I'm in London Bridge on Friday

Nice
T
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You're pathetic. You're impotent. You don't even have a foreskin.

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I have 3000 voucher points with Holland and Barrett, girl. Let that sink in.

Vlad did nothing wrong.

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Oh yeah? Well this is my bookmark. It has a permanent daily presence in my LIFE.

You piece of ****.

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😂

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Where did you get this? I never received sick gifts

Vlad did nothing wrong.

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Guess I'm just a better customer than you

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I literally bought 5 protein bars a day on my whey from work. My girls LOVED me and showered me on HB vouchers to entice me back into their womb of health.

Vlad did nothing wrong.

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Vlad. said... I literally bought 5 protein bars a day on my whey from work. My girls LOVED me and showered me on HB vouchers to entice me back into their womb of health.
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Really? I heard one had The Card out and ready to hand over but you laughed at her and now she hates your stinking guts

The other may still love you. My source reports she wasn't available

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insurgent said... Really? I heard one had The Card out and ready to hand over but you laughed at her and now she hates your stinking guts

The other may still love you. My source reports she wasn't available
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I heard one had The Card out and ready to hand over but you laughed at her and now she hates your stinking guts
Poor girl ☹️

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You can have this. Now you can stop saying that no one gives you cool stuff

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You need more vitamin B in your diet.

Taking your choice in foods into account I'd recommend dairy, beans, mushrooms and avocado with the odd banana thrown in for good measure.

Nothing to worry about though smile.gif

Call me ∑ smile.gif

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∂³∑x² said... You need more vitamin B in your diet.

Taking your choice in foods into account I'd recommend dairy, beans, mushrooms and avocado with the odd banana thrown in for good measure.

Nothing to worry about though smile.gif
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Do you mean B12? My levels are fine, my doctor monitors me yes.gif

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Pandora said... Do you mean B12? My levels are fine, my doctor monitors me yes.gif
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Like I said, nothing to worry about.

Doesn't mean a little more would do you any harm smile.gif

Call me ∑ smile.gif

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∂³∑x² said... Like I said, nothing to worry about.

Doesn't mean a little more would do you any harm smile.gif
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I appreciate your concern, non-Juan 😆

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Pandora said... I appreciate your concern, non-Juan 😆
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Not being silly, but since you have that vibrant red on your fingernail I'm guessing being seen is something which pleases you. The beginnings of 'Crow's feet' has the same basis as dry cuticles. I personally love to see small laughter lines in a woman's face, it shows a happy attitude and experience. But some women do ridiculous things to keep that from sight and a little vitamin B is a much smarter way of doing so if that's part of your game smile.gif

Plus, who doesn't like mushrooms?

Call me ∑ smile.gif

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∂³∑x² said... Not being silly, but since you have that vibrant red on your fingernail I'm guessing being seen is something which pleases you. The beginnings of 'Crow's feet' has the same basis as dry cuticles. I personally love to see small laughter lines in a woman's face, it shows a happy attitude and experience. But some women do ridiculous things to keep that from sight and a little vitamin B is a much smarter way of doing so if that's part of your game smile.gif

Plus, who doesn't like mushrooms?
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I don’t have dry cuticles! My nail polish is over a week old and so my nails have grown slightly leaving a gap. My cuticles are oiled and cared for every time I do my nails which is usually weekly. I will probably do them tomorrow as I can’t be bothered today. I have a new purple colour to try 💜
Plus, who doesn't like mushrooms?
Erm, me …

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Pandora said... I don’t have dry cuticles! My nail polish is over a week old and so my nails have grown slightly leaving a gap. My cuticles are oiled and cared for every time I do my nails which is usually weekly. I will probably do them tomorrow as I can’t be bothered today. I have a new purple colour to try 💜
Plus, who doesn't like mushrooms?
Erm, me …
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And that is my lesson on how not to react to someone saying something about appearance to you.

That will be £500 pounds please Pandy smile.gif






Also, really on the mushrooms front? giveup.gif

Call me ∑ smile.gif

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∂³∑x² said... Not being silly, but since you have that vibrant red on your fingernail I'm guessing being seen is something which pleases you. The beginnings of 'Crow's feet' has the same basis as dry cuticles. I personally love to see small laughter lines in a woman's face, it shows a happy attitude and experience. But some women do ridiculous things to keep that from sight and a little vitamin B is a much smarter way of doing so if that's part of your game smile.gif

Plus, who doesn't like mushrooms?
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Jesus Christ … this post. There's nothing wrong with her cuticles ya ****ing weirdo.

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insurgent said... Jesus Christ … this post. There's nothing wrong with her cuticles ya fucking weirdo.
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I'm so confused 😂

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Pandora said... I'm so confused 😂
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Why did he even mention crow's feet???

since you have that vibrant red on your fingernail I'm guessing being seen is something which pleases you.
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insurgent said... Why did he even mention crow's feet???

since you have that vibrant red on your fingernail I'm guessing being seen is something which pleases you.
misc1.gif Most boomery shit I've ever read
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I think he was saying that a vitamin B deficiency causes crow's feet and dried out cuticles and he thinks my cuticles are all dried out from the pic of my thumb …. so his take on my 'dry' cuticles was a warning that I need to up my vit B intake otherwise I'll be getting crow's feet to join in with my dry cuticles. Or something hmm.gif
being seen is something which pleases you
😂

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Pandora said... I think he was saying that a vitamin B deficiency causes crow's feet and dried out cuticles and he thinks my cuticles are all dried out from the pic of my thumb …. so his take on my 'dry' cuticles was a warning that I need to up my vit B intake otherwise I'll be getting crow's feet to join in with my dry cuticles. Or something hmm.gif
being seen is something which pleases you
😂
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He diagnosed you with Vitamin B deficiency AND attention whore syndrome from a picture that showed part of your thumb. This motherfucker is basically Dr. House

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insurgent said... He diagnosed you with Vitamin B deficiency AND attention whore syndrome from a picture that showed part of your thumb. This motherfucker is basically Dr. House
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