The Princess Diaries : Favorite Line

Favorite Line

My favorite line in the ENTIRE movie is.

Michael: "Why me?
Mia- "Because you saw me when I was invisible"

What's yours?

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I LOVE the delivery of virtually all of Lily's lines laugh.gif

Lily: You HAVE one of these bags? You know, we could hock that and feed a whole third world country! Am I right?
Michael: No.

It's not a definite favorite, but it does always make me laugh.

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The headteacher after the press discovers that Mia is a princess.

"Mmhmmmhmmmhm-slams phone down-."

Never fails to make me giggle ^_^

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Paulo: Aaaaah. She is gorgeous.

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Lol I love Paolo's lines :)

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I agree about the Gupta line.

"Gupta. Mhhmm. Mhmmm. The Queen is coming. To Grove High School."

I also love all of Mia's speech, and when she is sitting in the rain in her car and screams "Is this my punishment for driving without a licensed driver in the front seat?!"

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Ahhhit has to be where Joe is teaching Mia to dance..

Joe..This is a dance thats in between a waltz and a tango.

MiaSo its a Wango?

Don't bother sweating over your bills, in the end we all wind up in the hole!

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baahahahahah.and we are not a doggie on a dashboard!

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Lily: "Not YOU. I don't even know you."

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Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Amelia, you look so young.
Mia: Thank you. And you look so
[long pause]
Mia: clean.

Joe: I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous.

Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl.
Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I? A duck?

Mia: Hey Joe? Can we park a block away from school? I really don't want to cause a riot with this hearse.
Joe: This is a non-riot hearse. And if it were a hearse there would be silence in the backseat.

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I'm only up to this part, so it might not be my "favourite", but
"You broke my glasses!"
"You broke my brush."

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Mine is:

Lily: you look ridiculous, you should sue.

This was after Mia's makeover

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Lana got coned

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My two favorite lines are

Mia: You know what?
I don't feel protected.
You try living for 15 years
thinking that
you're one person
and then in five minutes
you find out
that you're a princess.
Just in case
I'm not enough
of a freak already
let's add a tiara!

Mia: Me? A princess?
Shut up!

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Mia: Somebody sat on me again.

Mia: Please don't crush my soy nuts.

Joe: No matter how many times you push that button, it will still go up and down the same way.

Lily: Is your mom dating an undertaker?

Lily: Not you, I don't even know you!

PA Announcement: Will the Feng Shui Club stop rearranging the tables on the lawn?

Queen Clarisse: You have a cousin who's a contessa. Fondly known as Bartholomew. Actually, we call him Pookie.

Joe: Strange town, San Francisco. When I purchased the pumps, they asked if I wanted them wrapped or if I was going to wear them.

"I must express myself." - Delia Deetz

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Queen Clarisse: You have a cousin who's a contessa. Fondly known as Bartholomew. Actually, we call him Pookie.

I was coming here to post this! Clarisse has the best lines.

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Lily: *Well running to catch up to her brother and Mia* WAIT UP! WAIT UP!
[Two people behind Mia and Lily's brother, right infront of Lilly] *They stop, turn around, and wait for her well giving her room to catch up]
Lily: Not you! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU! *continues running to catch up to Mia*


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My Favorite line was when Joe told Mia "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent"

You Can Totally Sit with Me

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From my favorite scene in the movie: Mia visiting her baby for the first time.

Fan girl 1: He fixes cars, he plays guitar and he can sing. He is SO hot!
Fan girl 2: He is Wicked Sweet!

That scene by itself makes Michael a teenage bad-ass with women dying at his feet while he plays epic rock songs at the local car shop where he works after school. WHAT!?! Forget Mia, I want to here that guys' story. Rockstar Diaries. The song is called Blueside by Rooney. The actor who played Michael is a guitarist in that actual band in real life.

Scene in very poor quality

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I just watched Sandra Oh in "Sideways" last night, and I was reminded of my favorite line from "The Princess Diaries":


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melted my heart