Tenet : Can anyone explain to me what I just saw last night?

Can anyone explain to me what I just saw last night?

This movie makes no sense to me

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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Which is why I gave up on it like 10-15 minutes in.

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I imagine you have that reaction to anything that isn't Tomb Raider.

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As usual you assume wrong🙄

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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Spoiler alert!!
I did not watch the movie from the beginning and I was distracted while watching. Sorry.



I think it is about how that black guy and his partners are covert spies. Their mission is to steal some weapon of mass destruction from Kenneth Branagh.


The black guy used to be in a relationship with the white girl that's married to the illegal weapons dealer played by Kenneth Branagh. So that makes things even more challenging for their mission because the black guy and the white woman are still in love. Her husband played by Kenneth finds out.

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It's about international espionage.

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What exactly did you have trouble understanding? The plot in general?

Well!!!…

Black man shows up with his posse to the orchestral show to pick up they homie. They end up getting clapped by some Russian niggas… or so you thought! Black man turns out to be alive and the nigga passed some test after trying to end himself with a cyanide capsule. He's given some vague clues by a white homie and crashed in a wind turbine only to be picked up by some boat a while later and taken ashore to meet this French shawty who tells him about reversed entropy and how some objects have been coated in a radiated thing which allows them to travel back in time.

Then the black man meets up with my boy R-Patz and goes to infiltrate some Indian bitch's abode with some sick-ass scaling gear. I forgot what happens here. Pretty sure the Indian bitch just tells the black mufucka about this Russian nigga called Sator or something. Then black man goes to see Alfred Pennyworth and is told some other stuff about suits and ****. Then black man goes to see that Sator's honey, this tall and sexy white bitch whose name I forgot.

Black man then epically kills a dude with a cheese grater. It's some wil'n ****, nigga. I forgot what happens immediately after this. I think R-Patz and Main Black Man do some heisting **** in an airport while this Indian dude crashes a 747 into a hanger and Main Black Man fights some dude in reverse.

Pretty sure right after this is when the MBM meets with Sator who threatens to cut the Black Man's dick off or something. Pretty sure that'd be a hate crime if he did do that so it's good he wasn't able to. I feel like after this there's a scene on a catamaran. I'm not sure.

Now, I do not remember what happens after this because I think my brain was beginning to have a meltdown due to all the exposition, which is aiight.

Next thing I remember is MBM and R-Patz do some more heisting **** with an armored truck to steal some algorithm thing. They are then ambushed by some Russian niggas driving down the road backwards. MBM saves the tall, sexy chick from a car crash with his finger.

He is then captured by the same Russian dudes from before and taken to this turnstyle thing where he watches the uninverted hot chick get reverse shot by Sator who's speaking backwards as he is now backwards. Turns out the turnstyle is a time machine that reverses the flow of time.

R-Patz and Kickass then show up, **** **** up, and save MBM and sexy chick. MBM leaves the place in reverse and crashes his car. Then he meets with the Indian bitch who tells him about a future scientist who created this device thing that is a key to something which is what the algorithm thing was and says that Sator first discovered part of it back in Jolly Ol Siberia.

R-Patz, Kickass, and MBM then meet up on a ship with sexy chick and come up with a plan to stop Sator from killing the world with the algorithm. R-Patz goes in from the future, hot chick goes in from the past, Kickass and MBM go in from the present. I should say I'm pretty hazy on how that **** all went down. I've only seen the movie once.

So now **** gets insanely epic. Oh wait… I forgot that earlier MBM goes back in time to the airport and is discovered to be the guy the MBM was fighting earlier.

Ok, anyway, now there's this sweet-ass battle scene with explosions and reversed explosions. Gun shots and reverse gun shots. MBM goes into Bane's secret lair, and finds a dude with a red thing on his backpack get up and take a gun shot to the chest. Sexy chick, meanwhile, shoots Sator and throws him off a yacht.

Now for the conclusion:

R-Patz was actually an old friend of MBM's who was recruited by MBM in the future for a mission in the past and was the dude who got shot in the chest earlier. MBM kills Indian bitch because she was going to kill sexy chick.

Fin.


Any questions?

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