Son in Law : What's your favorite line?

Maybe I can wittle wood with you sometime, cool buddy!?

"Here's Hoping You're Swell"

"Don't leave me haanginnn!!"

I don;t know the exact quote but:

"It just tweaks my nerves how {something something) from a greasy scumbaaaaaaag like you, so you just chill."

"Inbreeeeeeders!"

"Steven Tyler PJs! Steven Tyler PJs!" Anytime I see anything leopard print, I think of this line. It just cracks me up! And, of course, "Middle Am-er-i-ca!" "Hey, it's Bartles or James. Dude, which one are you?!" LOL!!! The whole damn movie is hilarious!

Chubby Cheeks, Chill!!!!


"Not to worry, the toxins have left the building"

Rebecca: I want somethingfeminine.

Tattoo Artist: He's standing right next to me. (Crawl)

Aaaaaand

"Have you ever met the tooth fairy?"

"No. Why?"

"I wouldn't fall asleep if I were you."

Walter: "Now wait just a minute Crotch"
Becca: "CRAWL!!"

Crawl: And I'd like you to know,10 minutes after you left,I popped your daughter's trunk.

*beep*

haha.Love the expression on his face.

And I like the entire scene at the Tattoo Parlor.

Also:

Walter:Excuse me,do you have a screwdriver?

Crawl:I'm sorry,I'm all out of vodka.

This has to be my favorite Pauly Shore movie.Loved it since I was a little girl.

when they get to the farm and he is like "chickens, are they original recipe or extra crispy?" and of course the "STEVEN TYLER PJ'S! STEVEN TYLER PJ'S"

During the bachelor party

Travis: You know I used to not like you, but now that I got to know ya, you're alright.

Theo: I still think you suck but you're a hell of a drinker."

For that matter, pretty much anything Theo said to Crawl was priceless.

(Father to Theo) "Looks like we have a farmer here. Can you show him the ropes?"

"Ohhh yeah. It would be my plea-shahhhhhh!"

Floaty, floaty froggie

Crawl - Look at him! the ink soaks into the system and the guys freaked out, look at him! what are you ya freak?!
Tattoo Guy - Good point..

Crawl - Oh, Mrs Warner.. I dont mean to be rude, but you're giving me a semi

Pappy - Between me dying and him kissen me.. Id rather die!

Crawl - Wait! Sally? Jessie? Raphael?

Zac - Oh.. give your room mate a big kiss from me.. in the shower

Zac - How long til we get there?
Mrs Warner - 2 days Zac so you might as well relax
Zac - Sh!t
Mrs Warner - What did you say?
Zac - I said shoot

Zac - Great school Rebecca.. do you need a labotamy to get in here - speaking of freaks! Hey! How you doing!

Mr Warner - Look at that idiot!

Pappy - In my day all you had to do was push a button
Zac - In his day dinosaurs roamed the land

"Buildings Burn, People Die, But Real Love is Forever" - The Crow

CRAWL: You have got charisma!
REBECCA: What's that? (referring to the tool in Crawl's hand)
CRAWL: It's a special quality of leadership that captures the popular imagination and inspires allegiance and devotion.

And

REBECCA: Look at that guy. What happened to him?
CRAWL: Steroids.
REBECCA: His cones are bigger than mine.
CRAWL: BeccaTravis.

I am a carnivore and I've just discovered fresh meat, ah!

Ahhhthat is a good one. The first words out of Crawl's mouth when he sees Becca for the first time :D

Crawl: BeccaI tossed the spectacles. Grew the do, custed some brew.

Or whatever he says. I just love the way he says it.


"Flames, on the side of my face, heathing breathle - , heathing breaths."

My favorite line is a yell actually.

When Becca got her haircut, the guy that clipped off her hair held it up in the air and gave one of those indian yells like when they scalped someone.

This has got to be one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. I still laugh at it now the way I did when I first saw it. Here are some of my favorite lines:

Crawl: (laying on the ground and flapping his arms) "Middle America."

Walter: "What the hell? Theo, damn it, I told you to watch him! That's a $50,000 machine!"
Theo: "Not anymore it ain't."

Walter: "Hey, come back here! Damn it, what's that kid's name?"
Theo: "I usually call him 'a**hole.'"

Walter: "Come on, Theo!"
Theo: "I ain't no jogger! (falls down)

Crawl: "Well, sir, I thought I spend a couple more years in school and major in European studies. You know, backpacking, munching on some cha-cha-cha-cheese."

Walter: "Excuse me, uh, Crotch."
Crawl: "Crawl."

Theo: "You gettin' pretty comfortable with 'City' over there.
Travis: "I'm throwing him a bachelor party." (walks away)
Theo: "What?"

'stick.eee.'



You stay classy, San Diego.

My favorite moments aren't really funny lines but the way they were delivered, specifically when Travis punches Crawl in the face, the way he falls down then starts crying and asks "why did you do that?" is absolutely priceless!

Dragonzord! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Saber Toothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus!

"Oh, you have a daughter. Is she hot?"

Cracks me up.


"I don't want to make money. I just want to be wonderful." Marilyn Monroe

I always loved when Walter said "Let's munch on some grindage!" at the end.

The Tracter part:

Walter: THEO DAMM_T I'VE TOLD YOU TO WATCH CRAWL, THATS A $250,000 MACHHINE(tracter)

Theo: Not anymore it ain't, I AINT NO JOGGER!!!

This is one of my top 5 comedy favorites of all time!!

100% usda grade teri-YA-ki!

Crawl to Becca: "Thanks for leavin' me hangin' with wood last night."

Crawl to Walter about the night before with the Mrs: "So Walter, don't hold out on me - Didja GET her?"

When Becca walks in the kitchen after catching Crawl and Tracy in the barn - Theo says: "And THESE are the days of our lives"

Then the discussion that later ensues when the truth comes out about the barn situation Crawl: "So I didn't bone her!" Tracy: "He didn't bone me!" Becca: "SO YOU GUYS DIDN'T BONE?!?!"

Don't. Call. Me. WALTER!

Walter: ''Theo, youre fired take your a** on out of here"

Crawl: Somebody's gonna need A LOT of food stamps




Crawl: ''Somebody awfully big must have been driving''

Walter: "Theo, do you know anything about this''

haha

I always liked the reference to chaps as "cheek chillers"

And "Old McWalter had a farm.EIEIOand on his farm he had a kid.with fluffy puppy cheeks"

I always thought it was "squeezy puffy cheeks"? Either way, that IS a great line.

And here are some of my faves that haven't been mentioned yet

Walter: Well, now that that's all settled, I think my future son-in-law should carve the turkey
Becca: Oh, well you seeThat's not necessary because Crawl and I were never
Crotch: sure about the wedding date, so we'll just give it some time and see how things go
Walter: Oh, that's a hell of an ideaHell of an idea!!!!!

Becca: Check itWeasel-wear!

Crotch: Becca, you left me hangin' with a semi last night, but that's okay because Zack hooked me up with last month's issue, and THE POISONS HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING!!!

"You know, where your mom's your dad, and your dad's your brother."

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