Short Circuit : Favourite Johnny 5 quote

Title says it all really, what's your favourite Johnny 5/number 5 quote?

I'll get it started

When the nova worker points a gun at him
"semi automatic colt 45 (bends the gun) play dough"

"fish, salmon, sushi"


Bring on the wall!

I like when jonny 5 says need more input.

"Error. Grasshopper disassemble..Reassemble!"

"Escaped robot fights for his life, FILM AT ELEVEN!"

My best friend's line growing up was, "(whistled) Hey LASER-LIPS! Your momma was a SNOWBLOWER! (blows raspberries)"

your mother was a snowblower

*singing* "more than a woman! weeeee! more than a woman to meeeeee!" :D loved the dance scene!

Jessica Montgomery
No.5 is ALIVE!

"When ya gotta go, don't squeeze the Charmin." That was hysterical when I was a kid.

"Benjamin Jabituya! Delete!"
"Bird! Raven! Nevermore!"
"I'm a chrome breasted input eater."
Also, in SC2 he lists off a number of upgrades he has made since the first movie. He brags about 500Mb of memory. I guess that was a lot in 1988.
myspace.com/encyclopediajoneses Check out my J5 rap. We use a bunch of lines directly from Johnny's mouth.

Near the end when Crosby, Steph and 5 are hiding in the mountains/valley

Crosby "Holy *beep*
(5's eyes buldge out)

"What *beep* Where see *beep* I don't see *beep* lol

haha 500mb of ram in 1988 a meg of ram was a few hundred dollars

http://www.jcmit.com/memoryprice.htm

So assuming $596 USD for 3meg chip thats 170ish chips for 500megs looking at $100K.

i had a meg of ram in my ibm xt (8mhz processor) i was sooper l33t haxor back then

Yes!
Thank you "Superman41082" for bringing this back to memory.

Number 5: "Program says destroy, is disassemble, make dead. Number 5 cannot."
Crosby: "Why 'cannot?'"
Number 5: "Is wrong, incorrect. Newton Crosby P.H.D not know this?"
Crosby: "Of course I know it's wrong to kill, but who told you.
Number 5: "I told me."

This dialog is a great example of why number 5 moved me so much!

There were many nice and lovely expressions. The three that I remember the most are:
* I need more input
* Disassembly Reassemble
* When she is driving and he explains the sense of the color Green, Yellow and Red, that is exactly how "humans" drive.

"Ahhh, Newton Crosby, her pants are blazing for you!"

"Mammal.canine.dog.mutt!"

Ben: "As we are fond of saying in my country, market place make dull home for rodents."
Norm: "Where are are you from anyway?"
Ben: "Bakersfield originally."
Norm: "No, I mean your ancestors."
Ben: "Oh them, Pittsburgh."

The only problem is, I don't know the expression that's being confused when Ben says "market place make dull home for rodents."

Any ideas?

Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

Howard Marner: What if it goes out and melts down a bus load of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that one?
Benjamin Jabituya: Nun soup?

Fisher Stevens in his terrible Indian accent: "Number Johnny Five!"

To me the funniest bit of the movie is when 5 tips over the table of china without a care in the world and then comments on the mess he's just made. Awesome

Number 5 :-"American finery.."
Stephanie :-"No Not my china.."
*5 tips the table of china upside down*
Number 5 :-"Numerous fragments.. Some large.. Some small.."




With your feet in the air and your head on the ground, try this sig with spinach!

"Here's your table, Sir!"

As J5 knocks over NOVA guy with a table!

"Input"

"me alive"

Number 5: Hey Laserlips. Your mama was a snowblower

Newton Crosby: Holy *beep*
Number 5: No *beep* Where see *beep*

Number 5: Number 5 is alive.
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[when driving a campervan into a fish hung on a wire]
Number 5: Fish. Salmon. Sushi.

Number 5: Well, if you gotta go, don't squeeze the Charmin

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Newton Crosby: Holy *beep*
Number 5: No *beep* Where see *beep*

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I forgot about that! This movie came our right around the time you started seeing the token swearing in kids' movies to ensure they didn't get the dreaded G rating. I believe it was started by Steven "Penis Breath" Spielberg.


Pills are good! PILLS ARE GOOD!

I like it when he says, "For crisp, yet moist potatoes, brown on one side, then turn over." and you see the Ore Ida potatoes still in the box and he turns over the skillet, which has some brown on the other side due to fire.
By the way, sort of funny that there was an Ore Ida commercial on the TV earlier in the film.

"nice software"

SpiltPersonality

We get to go outside. You know whats outside? Women! It's time to spread your legs (instead of wings).

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=22803231

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We get to go outside. You know whats outside? Women! It's time to spread your legs (instead of wings).

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I always thought he said "You know what is out there in the great outdoors? Girls. With brassieres and legs". But I've been known to misinterpret dialogue before. Anyone know for sure?

By the way, your profile pic is awesome. Bub is my hero. I want to be just like him when I grow up.

The one that always cracks me up is:

Number 5: "Benjiman Jabituya.DELETE!"
Ben: "No. Wait. Rethink yourself!"

Love that scene.

Gotta love:

"Hey Laserlips.Yer Momma was a snowblower!"

"Come on StephanieWe be jammin!"

"Wood Pulp, Plant, Vegetable, Tomato, Water, Salt, Monosodium Glutemate"

"Frankie.ya broke the unwritten law..ya ratted on yer friends..when you do that Frankie, yer enemies don't respect yaya got no friend no more.ya got NOBODY Frankie..PRETTY GOOD HUH!"

I think funniest line of the film might go to:

Frank: "Uh, How robot.Me.Frank."
Stephanie: "No I said talk computer not Apache"

Frank was such a jackass. Glad he got his comuppence.

There is so many good quotes but `your momma was a snow blower` has to be my favorite.


And though it`s not really a quote I used to always laugh when Johnny five cracks up when he finally understood the joke Cosby tells him.

Frank says something to the effect "I'm going to kill you" to Johnny 5.
Johnny 5 asks Stephanie "What does that mean?"
Stephanie says "Disassemble"
Johnny 5: Disassemble, no disassemble
Johnny 5 uses his laser to shoot the gun from Frank's hand, shoots Frank's belt buckle and Frank's pants fall down.

Newton looking at Johnny 5's wires and says to Johnny 5 "You shouldn't be functional, who rewired you?"
Johnny 5: ME



If a person with multiple personality s threatens to commit suicide, is that a hostage situation

My favorites are:

"need more input"

"no disassemble"

One that comes to mind is when Steph is in the bathtub bathing and Number 5 says: "Stephanie, change color. Attractive! Nice software. Mmmmmm" Then she shoos him away and he says with a pity voice: "solitude, isolation, alone."

After he opens a can of soup: "a can of soup, a meal in itself."

Dr. Mariner to Ben: "Where is he? STAT!
Ben: Excuse me sir. Crosby, he's hiding in the toilet sir.

TV Reporter: "Did he try to molest you in anyway?" Stupid question to ask on LIVE TV.

Number 5 shields Frank's gunshots: "Buah-ha-ha-ha-ha..!" "Frankie, you broke the unwritten law. You ratted on your friends. When you do that Frankie, your enemies don't respect you. You got no friends no more. You got nobody, Frankie."

After watching The Three Stooges and Moe pounding on Curly: "Input!"

When he did TV commerical impresonations.

Looking at the sunrise (actually is a sunset; it's a blooper): "Beautiful, lightbulb."
Stephanie: "No sun."
Number 5: "Beautiful low sun"
Stephanie: "Beautiful sun."
Number 5: "BeautifulRhinosurous, turtle, Volkswagon."
Stephanie: "Oh you mean that fat little body you can really see those things?"
[Dog barks]
Number 5: "Beautiful animal. K-9, dog, mutt."

Stephanie: "God I'm so stupid!"
Number 5: "Stupid, foolish, gullible, mangy"
Stephanie: "Shut up!"
Number 5: "Shut up, hush, quiet, sit on it"
Stephanie: "Boy, I've got the jerk of the world."
Number 5: "Jerk of the world, turkey, idiot, pain in the ass."

"Breakfast, Stephanie"
"Inpuuuuut"

Watched this again the other day and it still hasn't lost any of its magic as far as I'm concerned!!!

Input!

Frank " Where's my car?"
Number 5 " Hi !"
Car is disassembled on lawn.

"Dead?! Disassemble?! NOOOO!" (something like that)

When 5 starts to drive the van and puts his hand out the window with that deep voice: "Yoooo."




"The path of excess leads to the palace of wisdom."
-William Blake

When one of Johnny5's evil twins crashes into the outhouse, you can hear it say

"Don't light a match!"

"Debating a troll is like trying to play chess with a pigeon" Modified Quote

When he is deflecting Franks bullets and in John Wayne fashion says "hey gringo you almost gave me a side parting with that one"

Just made me LOL when I first heard it.