Laura Dern : what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

saw her face in the new jurrasic park movie and was the most disturbed ive ever been.

it one thing to age to have an old face but its something completely different and wrong and completely worse and unacceptable for an actor to look deformed bc of plastic surgery or botox, injections or a face lift.

lukejbarnett

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Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

I noticed the same thing. She was kind of attractive in the original Jurassic Park, but now she just looks weird and her face looks kind of masculine.

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

very very weird i cant understand it bc she doens't strike me as an actress who would ever get plastic surgery done to her face or a face lift.

shes not like that bc shes the opposite of that shes all about the art of acting and integrity in acting and artisticness in film i mean she started out in david lynch films and her dad is bruce dern a very serious acting actor person a stalwart actor.

she's loses all respect integrity and credibility now bc her face is fake and a mess as well. and even looks like a person who got into a major damaging car accident or a physically handicapped, disabled person. well, that what you look like now.

now she looks like a freak carnival freak

i hate how just bc she was in the original and the brought back sam neill they felt an obligation that they had to bring her back in this movie so dumb bc she is so ugly it's painful to look at her face.

lukejbarnett

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

now she looks like a freak carnival freak

Dern always had an unusual and funny kinda face. She is radiant though and a terrific actress. She also looks 100 times better than you do and ever could.

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Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

No.

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

Dern always had an unusual and funny kinda face.




I really don't see it.

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

Her face is unusual, or unique, and she has a wide gawky mouth. It is a funny face, but I meant that in a kind/nice way.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

she has a wide gawky mouth
and tiny eyes, slightly oversized nose and a big chin, but I like her work.

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Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

disagreed

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Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

The other poster has a point. Her face really does look a lot different from how it did in the original Jurassic Park. Obviously that movie was made nearly 30 years ago, so a certain amount of aging is to be expected. However, her face does look strange now. She was never a stunningly attractive woman, but her face was kind of attractive in the first movie but not now. Contrast her with Sam Neill - he is in his mid-70s now, but his face has exhibited normal aging and he looks like an older version of the same person from the first movie. But Dern’s face looks completely different now. Maybe she is ill or has a thyroid issue?

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

She was never a stunningly attractive woman, but her face was kind of attractive in the first movie but not now.

She was good looking back in the 80s-90s though. Unfortunately, she aged badly.

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

I never found her physically attractive, nor any other woman , but I can tell an attractive woman via aesthetics. Dern was never a stunner, just radiant and unique.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

if you say so, jackass

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

Go and pop some more pills, snort some more lines, smoke some more crack and wash it down with 10 bottles of bourbon, then we won’t have to put up with your cretinous being anymore.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

you pathetic, delusional moron

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

What the fuck happened to your face, stinking sock troll? It's all disfigured and deformed.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

you pathetic, delusional 181aggot.

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Yes, you are pathetic, delusional and a deformed face tranny to boot.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

you pathetic, delusional 181aggot.

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

She just looks old for her age. In Jurassic Park I think she was only 25 but she looks at least 35.

I personally never had a problem with her looks. She just isn't a very good actress, found her annoying in every movie I've seen her in.

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

I like Dern. Real and in the moment. Have you seen her in Smooth Talk -‘85?

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

Nah TC, but I watched A Perfect World recently and she really irritated me. Maybe it was bad writing, I dunno. I didn't like her in JP or SW either. Her father is a great actor, though.

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

I don't really like A Perfect World. I struggle through it. A bit preachy.

Bruce was at the top of his game as a character actor and I really like her mother too, Diane Ladd.

Smooth Talk is a strange film with Treat Williams and a bit random in construct, but Dern really knocks it out of the park, as a somewhat promiscuous teen who gets something she didn't really bargain for.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

Yeah, I liked Perfect World up until the ending. Kevin Costner is also an acquired taste.

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

Costner is a very dry. I see his Dances With Wolves as a masterpiece of American cinema, but for most films, he can be hit or miss with me. Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves is cool.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

I liked Prince of Thieves as well. He's very good in The Untouchables and Bull Durham.

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

I cant get into Bull Durham. I’ve tried, but it just slips right by me. I wanted to see it for Sarandon the most, but I wasn’t liking any of the characters.

The Untouchables lacks excitement and Ness and his cohorts were protected criminals. The laws created that scenario. It’s not fascinating like De Palma’s earlier Scarface.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Re: what the fuck happened to her face its all disfigured and deformed?

I've only seen BD once a while ago, can't remember much. I tend to change my opinion of films when I watch them again, so maybe upon reviewing I might not like it as much.

As for Untouchables, I've always been a fan of De Palma. I like this visual style, the way he makes things interesting with his camera work, perfect example being the Union Station shoot out climax, which I think is great stuff. I think if someone else made Untouchables, I probably wouldn't like it as much.

Scarface is entertaining, I liked it as a teen, but its tone is too unpleasant for my tastes now.
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