The Soapbox : Poll: what should be my first mission back in the past?

what should be my first mission back in the past?

I'm gone use Donnas Teleport Machine to head back in time through the magic of teleportation and fix a lot of shit that went horribly wrong in the past, but I can only do 1 mission at a time so which one should I pursue first? Fuck it, i'm hungry, I can do as many missions at once as i'm called on to do, vote for as many as you like!

Free PE From the Basement and then free the world of PE by teleporting his stupid ass to the Moon where he can be reunited with his imaginary daughter in time for sarin laced tea
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Teleport back to Vietnam and stop the viet-cong snipers bullet from penetrating Bongos skull and him become the brain damaged freak we know today, delivering shadow beatdowns to nobody but himself
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Save the sacred Vial of Piss and get it to a doctor, so baby Francis can get the medicine he needs that will prevent him from becoming a retarded pants shitter and "internet terror"
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Teleport up north to Canada and encourage Kirk to Do More Drugs! He's gone need them.
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Teleport into the desert and make sure Itty's mom swallows
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Teleport into Rockets house and encourage him to never cyber with any "women" he meets on Soapbox
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Teleport back to 1952 and enroll AnnaMaria in St. Judas Catholic School for Wayward Girls and Girls With Other Mental Problems Who Want to Learn to Read and Do Other Stuff Good!
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Teleport to Thailand 1935 and warn MMC about the dangers of ladybois.
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Teleport back to 1984 and marry Nettie and/or make her the biggest porn star on the planet!
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Teleport back to August 21st 2015 at 1:07pm and kill nimda before he creates Filmboards, need I say more?
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Teleport myself back to Kuwait and prevent the failed suicide Goat-Cart bombing that took Syeds legs and made him so bitter and destroyed what was left of his burnt out on street crank and snorting goat glue brain. With his newfound appreciation for life he may go on to write 5000 actual books instead of his Amazon Pamphlets!
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Teleport back to the bizarro world Steve Lake lives in with some fresh jokes I stole in the current timeline, enabling him to quit his night job as security guard at the mall and become a successful comedian, finally moving him and his cats out of his mothers rattrap apartment once and for all!
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Teleport back to The Shire and pay Ryans parents to leave him out in the snow for the dire wolves to snack on.
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Teleport back in time to New Brunswick and stab Pop faggots eyes out, preventing him from looking at little boys in the shower and other disgusting things for all time
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Teleport back to Fugazis Trailer Trash Funhouse and tell him to man up and not let kids 3 years younger and half his size bully him into dropping out in the 6th grade.
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Teleport back to before Erica invented All Girls High School baseball and… invent All Girls High School baseball! I'm gone be so rich!
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teleport myself the fck outta here and into Gwnyc’s anorexic pussy, as per Paggs suggestion!
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Why is there an invisible option in my poll? Whatever could it mean?

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Nimda created filmboards in February 2017

Go yeehaw somewhere else

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So?

Are you referring to my kill date? I happen to know that nimda will still be asleep in bed at the appointed time on that day, that's why I chose it.

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Teleport back to Vietnam and stop the viet-cong snipers bullet from penetrating Bongos skull and him become the brain damaged freak we know today, delivering shadow beatdowns to nobody but himself
I only deliver real beatdowns.

A fact that is evidenced by the fact that you and orson have gotten so mad and frustrated that you block me.

Or said you did.

Thanks for showing me how bitter you are for all those beatdowns, mayne.

Again… in addition to all the other hundos of times.



Apparently, stupid people don't know they're stupid.

Re: what should be my first mission back in the past?

Thanks for showing me that what I really need to do is go back and train that viet cong sniper so his bullet rings true and your head explodes like a pumpkin. Good luck finding a plate to fix that hole, you dirty old faggot.

Re: what should be my first mission back in the past?

Pwned. Again.

Apparently, stupid people don't know they're stupid.

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Re: what should be my first mission back in the past?

You sound cranky. Time to change the old bongo diaper already? Better call Del!

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You're so angry as usual. That's the best you can do for a comeback?

You're fading fast, old man… maybe you should get checked out… a little couch time might find the problem.



Apparently, stupid people don't know they're stupid.

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Re: what should be my first mission back in the past?

Exactly.

He's like all the other low I.Q. trolls and haters… they never learn from their mistakes.

These type threads always backfire on them… but they think, "maybe it will work THIS time," so they try it again.

And again.



Apparently, stupid people don't know they're stupid.

Re: what should be my first mission back in the past?

Can you create a timeline in which Lara Croft video games were never made?

Maybe instead there were Howard the Duck games?

MMC2: "I have never been triggered by a cookie."

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I'm already living in that timeline, rent free and with a view for miles!

Stay jealous.

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You put a lot of work into that, Danny

Confucius

Re: what should be my first mission back in the past?

Kill baby Hitler

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Threatening posters, why is this post still in existence? No sense of asking Twizlee to delete this thread, she has no morals or values.
Is there a mod with a conscious who can delete this thread… If this was any other posters talking shit like that, this would have been permanently banned.

Re: what should be my first mission back in the past?

@ohhhhh staaaaaaaaff! This faggot is talking about gay eye stuff with extreme faggotry in my most salient thread, you need to get control and not allow this stuff to be said about me on your website, nimda, or i'm gone have a big fucking meltdown!

Re: what should be my first mission back in the past?

Your ass stinks!

You need to pay more attention to it. I'd recommend a charcoal activated mask

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@twizlee ohhhh staaaaaaaaaff! this faggot is talking about my ass!

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You are always crying to Twizlee to fight your battles. Can’t you take on a real man without the help of a whore?

Get the fuck out of here, this is a film/tv’music site discussion, not the days of our lives

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Stop that Ballsack Newton fella from inventing gravity, then when you come back to the future we will be floating around like dicks

The 4 stages of a good dump = 😣😣😫😜

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Filmboards posters, Please flag DojoDanny’s thread numerous times and together we can get rid of this piece of shit DojoDanny. Sooner or later nimda will have to cave in and have DojoDanny aka HungryForever banned

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Piss off ghost

The 4 stages of a good dump = 😣😣😫😜

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Re: what should be my first mission back in the past?

Kill yourself to save the lives of all the other posters that you're planning to kill!
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