James Bond : wait, they are actually considering THE ROCK for James Bond??

wait, they are actually considering THE ROCK for James Bond??

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/movies/next-james-bond-tom-hardy-top-spot-threatened-by-ex-professional-wrestler/ar-AAQOlY7?ocid=msedgntp


what the FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE! he would be an AWFUL Bond! FUCKING TERRIBLE! Barry FUCKING Chuckle would be a better Bond! FUCK OFF! NO! NO!

I am pretty sure the Rock cannot do an educated British accent! and since when did MI6 start hiring 6 foot 6 tatooed muscle freaks as SECRET agents? someone who is bound to stand out in a crowd? No! this cannot happen. Fuck no.

If The Rock starts calling himself James Bond, then I am going to start calling MY self The Rock because **** it, nothing is serious anymore and its all a joke. Fuck.

I just farted while typing this rant btw and having to smell it made me even more angry about the situation. angry.gif

Re: wait, they are actually considering THE ROCK for James Bond??

Could be worse.
It could be an actual rock.

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Re: wait, they are actually considering THE ROCK for James Bond??

An ACTUAL ROCK would be a better James Bond than The Rock, at least a rock can blend in with other rocks, and could probably do a better English accent.

Re: wait, they are actually considering THE ROCK for James Bond??

He would be like Connery and Moore.
A very punny agent.

"Time to rock and roll!"

"This rolling stone ain't gonna gather no moss!"

"Everybody must get stoned."

"I am just a stones throw away."

And he will bed the bricks.

"Name is Bond. James Bond. What do ya say we hit the bricks?"

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Re: wait, they are actually considering THE ROCK for James Bond??

Bonds famous tipple of a martini shaken not stirred will be replaced by a ' Protein shake and a handful of tuna '

Re: wait, they are actually considering THE ROCK for James Bond??

Or perhaps a scotch…
on the rocks!

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Re: wait, they are actually considering THE ROCK for James Bond??

I SEE WHUT YOU DID DURRR 😜

Re: wait, they are actually considering THE ROCK for James Bond??

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Re: wait, they are actually considering THE ROCK for James Bond??

If you actually read the books it's pretty clear James Bond is supposed to be a muscle bound black American.

Re: wait, they are actually considering THE ROCK for James Bond??

Well, Sean Connery starred in The Rock, so…

Re: wait, they are actually considering THE ROCK for James Bond??

I am all for Tom Hardy. He has a unique look. I do not see the rock pulling it off, honestly. I thought I hear Pattinson was being considered, NAHHHH. NOPE lol.

Join us at the CornDaze! laugh.gif

Re: wait, they are actually considering THE ROCK for James Bond??

I'm kind of bored with all the constant threads about 007.

Donna is the only member of filmboards that nimda punished for wanting to leave. eyes.gif

Re: wait, they are actually considering THE ROCK for James Bond??

I'm kind of bored with all the constant threads about 007.
This is the James Bond board; I don't know what to tell you.

Re: wait, they are actually considering THE ROCK for James Bond??

It's displayed on the everything else board too.

Donna is the only member of filmboards that nimda punished for wanting to leave. eyes.gif

Re: wait, they are actually considering THE ROCK for James Bond??

True, that slipped my mind. However, by commenting that you are fed up with these threads, on these threads, you are only helping to bump them.

Re: wait, they are actually considering THE ROCK for James Bond??

What are you talking about?

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Re: wait, they are actually considering THE ROCK for James Bond??

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