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things that you hate seeing in porn movies

What are the things that you hate seeing in porn movies
I hate watching stories and plots
i want to see the sex

Re: things that you hate seeing in porn movies

I Love anal stuff
Double Anal Penetrations for example.

I hate it when the guy moans louder than the girl.


One ring to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them

Not all of us, goodgirl…

Personally, I don't know what the big deal is about anal...to me it seems kinda gay..."not that there's anything wrong with that..."

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

Re: Not all of us, goodgirl…

Well, I hope that comment of mine doesn't get my "he-man, bad-boy" club membership revoked...

I know what the theory is behind it (ummm....so to speak, sorry) but I can think of many other...ahem...more "exciting" ways to do the "dirty." (I'm really sorry - I can't get away from these double-entenders )

I dunno - it just seems a little too dirty (if there is such a thing). Maybe that's the appeal...

Butt, (sorry) thanks for being a good sport about it!

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

Re: What's with women wearing shoes?

I prefer the girls to wear high heeled shoes or boots
It adds something kinky to the movie


One ring to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them

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I am a fan of classic porn, that is, from about 1970 to 1985. Since that time there have been two major developments that have continued to grow until they are totally pervasive – to the point where new Adult movies have become totally unwatchable for me. Those two things are artificially inflated tits and anal intercourse. Anal has always had a small role in – if I may indulge in an oxymoron – mainstream pornography. If a movie had one scene of anal, I could avert my eyes or fast forward. But today, virtually every sex scene includes it, usually just preceding the money shot. And how much bad can I say about a set of huge, solid, unmoving, siliconed or salined inflaties. Horrible. Oh, for an Annette Haven, an Abigail Clayton, a Nikki Charm, an Amber Hunt, a Renee Bond, a Dorothy LeMay, or, if you like them well-endowed, Kay Parker, Brooke West, or Lisa De Leeuw.

As for minor irritations that span the decades, whatÂ’s up with all these women having sex with their shoes on?

mf

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Anal turn me right off.I always fast foward any arse-action,it's just not right in my opinion.And big fake breasts are a turn off too.

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I like the new GONZO type films.
I hate when the throw a shemale in there and it's not disclsed on the box
1 chick with multiple slongs in her mouth
RON JERMY

No anal? No fake boobs?

Ok, I concede some points. I like natural breasts the best too, and some tit jobs are not very good. And you can OD on anal sex, especially in the "anal decade" of the 1990's and beyond.

But c'mon! Saying you don't like big (augmented) boobs and don't like anal sex is like saying you don't like porn as far as I'm concerned! It's like saying you like rock & roll but don't like the Beatles and the Rolling Stones!

old ladys

Or fat lady's... Outside of that, I like it all...

William E Stewart

Re: old ladys

Old ladies arent that bad (40-50) I once did it with a woman who was 42 at the time (i was 25 then)
They can be very Sexy!!

One ring to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them

men coming on…

...a woman's belly, ass, boobs, or anywhere other than her mouth/lips. of course, i'd prefer 'em to shoot off inside her (front or back), but that seems to have long gone out of fashion...

i also don't much care for the obligatory lez scene in most contemporary films, unless the girls are joined by a man (or 2) later on.

and ABSOLUTELY no S&M/Bondage/Fetish/other weird sh*t for me. anal is about as 'kinky' as i like it.




"jeez...what kinda childhood did you have?"
"short"

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Gape. Ick.

"Stories and plots" almost goes without saying. The intro interviews in most gonzo films are more tolerable, but still get fast-forwarded most of the time.



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I hate seeing any nation's flag being used. I think it just completely crosses the line and is disrespectful.

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Do you mean at the beginning when they have that old Seventies porn actress give a little speech. Actually, I think in that case it's just the opposite. I mean, when I first read your post I thought you'd seen some odd scene involving the flag. What they have at the beginning of porn tapes, in regards to Freedom of Speeck was done so as a result of some legal battles the industry had (mostly brought on by feminists who claimed falsly that women were being forced into sex,) as well as some safe sex issues.

William E Stewart

Penises NM



William E Stewart

List of Porn Peeves

1. Fake breasts
2. Surgical scars on tummies of actresses
3. The knowledge that 40% of the actors/actresses have a disease (normally chlamydia).
4. Camera shots of the male actor's facial reactions
5. Two actresses transferring white substance between them
6. Dwarves
7. Surgical scars under breasts
8. "Silicone stretch" marks on boobs when they're hanging towards the floor.
9. Underlighting
10. Bad editing. Driving to a destination (5 minutes), parking the car and getting out (1 minute), walking to the place where sex will occur (3 minutes).
11. Stretching an actual two-minute sex scene into a thirty-minute one by editing the sex scene so it plays over and over again and again, as if it was one continuous long sex romp. This is the worse.

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I Actually enjoy seeing Two or more actresses transferring white substance between them. Those so called Bukkake movies are Fantastic!!!!


One ring to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them

Re: List of Porn Peeves

1 and 5 I can live with, 3 I couldn't care less about. The others are dead on.

Beerschot is de ploeg van't Stad

Men.

Silicon stretch marks on boobs hanging towards the floor - thanks for reminding me.

Any kind of bodily fluids... even spitting to wet things up is icky...

Old, TOO young, fat, ugly.

Thursday Comes But Once A Week… Should I Savor It?

I enjoy the "storylines" and "plotlines" in porno films. For example...

INT. - HOUSE - KITCHEN

BECKY is making a SALAD.

Knock on DOOR

BECKY heads to the DOOR. She is totally NAKED.

BECKY opens the DOOR

EXT. - HOUSE - PATIO

A MAN wearing a UNIFORM is standing in front of the DOORWAY. He has a MOUSTACHE.

BECKY let's the mysterious MAN into her HOME

INT. - HOUSE - LIVING ROOM

The mysterious MAN walks around. BECKY is still NAKED.

MAN

I understand you called for me.

BECKY

Yes. By the way what's your name?

MAN

Mr. Pumpsalot

BECKY

Hello, Mr. Pumpsalot


MR. PUMPSALOT

What seems to be the problem?

BECKY

My freezer isn't working.

MR. PUMPSALOT

Let's have sex.

BECKY

Ok.

They have SEX for a long time.

After the SEX the freezer starts to work

Moral of story... SEX can fix BROKEN freezers.















This post is dedicated to the good fuckers and those who want to be good fuckers!

Not my thing…


I am not a fan of "back door" action.


Wrestling with Shadows

PORN IS PORN!!!

Pron is porn, come on what the hell is wrong with you guys! It's all about trying new things in different ways!! Anal, *beep*, shoes, no shoes, standing up, sitting down, who gives a flying *beep*, it's still porn in my books!

RITZ

Re: Thursday Comes But Once A Week… Should I Savor It?

LOL - that's funny Blackened Dove.

Photo shoot or Film?

The thing that really gets my goat is when they have a movie and they're doing a photo shoot at the same time. You can hear a photographer say "hold it" then hear a shutter and see a flash go off. Nothing brings a boner down for me worse than that.

You can make a Movie OR have a photo shoot. YOU CANNOT HAVE BOTH! PICK ONE!

ok, i'm done.

Bonk Bonk

The boy from hell who's CRAZY

Re: things that you hate seeing in porn movies

Stories ! Why the hell bother with those, a waste of time.

Beerschot is de ploeg van't Stad

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I'm just the opposite...I want plot and story, it enhances the sex for me...give me a pizza delivery girl and a bunch of guys at a poker game or the horny housewife and the hung cable guy....that's why the 70's porns worked for me...now any hack with a camcorder and some naked people make porns

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Random, I think that's more of a setting than a real story. That DOES make it fun. But I don't need to see people running about and shooting and driving in cars, etc. Some Private movies are really pushing it.

Beerschot is de ploeg van't Stad

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Agreed. But the minimal plot does determine setting. DEBBIE DOES DALLAS is a prime example. They just needed a little plot to get the girls to have to find odd jobs to make money. No car chases, no crimes, just girls washing cars or working in record stores.

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I hate everything but chicks goin solo *masturbating* , its so damn annoying when there's a guy in the sex scene.

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1. Gross-out stunts (the sort of stuff Aurora Snow does)


Could you explain?


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Miss Snow ?

Do tell us more about Aurora and her stunts.

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Bumping one of the oldest replied imdb threads I've ever seen. lol
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