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i just tripped in the shower



while i was having my late night shower, i just felt a little dancey out of a sudden when i was dissociating and i forgot how slippy it is and then i slipped and fell on my ass badly and bumped the back of my head against the fucking wall. ow!! i also ruined the shower stall door when i was trying to get a firm handle while falling and ripped it out lol

so, people, this is my warning, don't dance and shower!!

suck it.

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The first time, I saw Jacky fall, now it's you.
I'm tired of seeing attractive women slipping and falling and hitting their clitoris in the shower.

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LOL my clit is fine, my coccyx and my head not so much

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Don't worry, my dick broke her fall and saved her massive trauma.💦💦💦

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idk man i thought i was alone

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Be careful, landing on my coccyx is was caused my disc to rupture

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Ouuww :(( that must be so painful!!

but its not that bad with me. I dont feel big pain there anymore.

suck it.

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Thank goodness!

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Yeah thanks Nettie!!

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LOL cute!!

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🍑💦💦💦

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not funny

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That's a pretty weird sock name WTF.



I asked her if she liked it.
She said "Stupid movie."

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i'm not surprised about anything here anymore.

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Lol she is just as dumb as me

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She looks 13 or 14. Why are they permitted to upload this? OMG, the society we live in.

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What? Why would that not be allowed. She is not doing anything inappropriate. she is just wrecking her bathroom 😂

suck it.

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You're right, I'm sorry.

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Lol its ok. Nothing to be sorry about.

suck it.

Re: i just tripped in the shower

Ouch, Sophie! Does your head still hurt?

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Thanks yeah i got a headache now :((

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Sorry :(

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Its ok. I learned sth today :)

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You must have been high out of your mind as usual

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I'm sober for over a week now

*fakes up a smile*

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Hahahaha i'd really need that for everything!!! Thanks 😂

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Eww! But then how’s she gonna clean/scrub her dirty cooch?

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*smiles*

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hehe i am thanks.

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Sophie, come here and lemme see so I can fix it

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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OMG yes pls look Erica, i think need a fix

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Re: i just tripped in the shower

I prescribe Vicodin and a 3 hour cat nap. You are discharged my little patient 😘

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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okay. thanks. *eats 5 Vicodin right away* …now i need 2 lines of coke, and a kiss, bby.

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discharged? i'm high



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Re: i just tripped in the shower

OOOO GAWD 😖

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Sorry 😇

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Oh my God I'm cumming fuck ahhhh

Melting down over top boy

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Shut up

suck it.

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😰

Melting down over top boy

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Lol

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Nasty couple of dykes

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why so salty?

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Haters gonna hate .

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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No dancing in the shower and no showering on the dance floor.

I am the Dung Eater! A scourge upon the living!

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U got it, babe! 😽👍

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