Sex and Dating : have u ever tried fapping while standing around the entire time?

have u ever tried fapping while standing around the entire time?

asking both, the good men and women on this board…

have u tried that before, masturbating while standing up on ur 2 feet until u cummed?

i just tried that technique to make the masturbation process a bit more interesting and adding some new positions to the routine and experimenting with a different kind of circular flow of bloodstream situation and a higher face level to give the masturbation routine a bit more variety… but i really had to interrupt that bc i couldnt really hit my spot inside me while standing, only if i bent my upper body a little towards my pelvis to approach and get deeper inside with my hand but that turned out to be the most uncomfortable fapping position i've ever tried, so stopped doing that and just threw my naked self back on my lovely bed and made myself cum with proven proctices and position in no time

so, i really can't take it, i cannot take it. the standing straight up fapping position gets 2 thumbs down from me.
😀👎👎 sorry.

how about u? are u managing achieving an orgasm from jerking/rubbing off while standing up? and if so, pls describe in detail the experience of cumming in upright straight posture. thank u very much.

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Frakenfrog needs a mercy bump @Steve Lake 🙄

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"Frakenfrog"? 😂 who's that supposed to be?

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That’s you, fugazi 🙄

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i actually just lol'd and splashed my glass of water, thanks cutie!

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No problem, sweetie-pie. 🙄

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so, am i Fugazi, too, then?

suck it.

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and what about me, am i Fugazi just as much as the other two Sophies, or nah?

the sound of your racing heart

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well, i'm not Sophie, that's for sure. does that make me Fugazi then?

🚫👻 I'm not Sophie 👻🚫

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i am the only Fugazi!

Finger Me

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Braaap!

Dendrolagus ursinus

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i love this!

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You ruined a romantic moment. I’m out 🙄

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ohhhhh noooooooo pls stay, my sweetest sweetie sweetieeeeheartieseeeefacieeeee 🙄🙄🙄 i'm sorry….

mwah?

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No. No more kisses for you anymore 🙄

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but baby nooooo u are my favourite little smoochy sock….



don't please… seriously…. i'm cry… :((((

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I’m having trouble deciding rn. I’ll think about it and get back to you. Okay? 🙄

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okay. take all the time u need, sweetheart.

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I have a top secret message for you. 🙄

I forgive you sweetie-pie 🙄

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWW




i'm so happy about ur decision, my little smoochy sweetieface!!! 🙄🙄🙄



and one from me, especially for u bc i love u

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suck it.

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Why would you tag SteveLake? Nobody wants to think about that beast and sex in the same sentence.

Kiss my black ass! Toodles!

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calling the super fappers of Filmboards:

@尺ロㄈにモイ-ら凡几
@~Dark Lord Of The Sloth~
@J-Curl-BiggernBlacker
@lukejbarnett
@Vlad.
@Slatch371
@Christina
@Margo
@Dane
@PE

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💦💦💦

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Agreed 🍆💦💦💦

Gone

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Agreed 🍑💦💦💦

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Hello, Mechanic's jizz, I'm Sophie's pee. Nice to meet you here! 💦💦💦

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This is perhaps your worst (and weirdest) sock to date, snow.

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oh is that Snow, u think? wtf this sock is around for months, lol…. he gone real mad now

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Which Margo are you referring to???

Where, how, and when I FAP is my personal business…

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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hahaha i didnt mean u!! if i had meant u i would have referred to u as Miss Margo, as per usual u are ought to keep ur fapfapfairy tales private


i'm summoning Donna here.

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i'm summoning Donna here.

This should be interesting….

Meanwhile, back in my inner sanctum…



You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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u are sweet.

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love u

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What? How dare you!

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awww sorry Daney matey, i didnt mean to offend

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Has anyone ever tried to masturbate whilst having a migraine? Now that's hard

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But did it cure your migraine?

Gone

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I think it's more for the love of the game than a cure, if ya know what i mean

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Gone

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😉

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😊

Gone

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u know u could ask that question for everyone in another thread. i just have no experience with migraine. thank god i must add, i hear it's baaad, and i feel for all of u who have to suffer through it . but that's why it never occured to me in connection with masturbation. lol

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You're right, I'm sorry, soph! I was just responding with the first thing masturbating made me think of

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u are so cute.

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You are!!!

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mwahhhh!!!

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I haven’t gotten it up in years.

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ouch.
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