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You are buried alive with 1 poster. Who do you pick?

Pick your poison. I mean your person.



I’d picky Anthony Rox. I’d have to kill him but would have a fuel source needed to make my escape.

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Lol wow.

I'll take Warren. I'll plant his avocado ass and watch him sprout like a beanstalk.

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Shit, good answer

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Hungryinconway. And I want a needle filled with poison to stick in him.

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i’d pick @mytestical

i would murder her instantly
skin her
then using her flesh i would create a mast and with her bones, some sticks, mud and rocks i would create the foundation of a boat and then i would sail to mainland and dig an empty grave for her and drop a massive sludgy dump in it


also oops i answered the “stranded on an island” version of this question

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I think someone is a little too obsessed.

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@sixskins

Steal his boat

Alba gu bràth

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she’s bigboned

there’s room for two 👉🏼👉🏼

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Boats can’t help you when you’re buried alive with sixxxskinz

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That famous Farrah Fawcett one.

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Fuck that, with careful planning I can be buried alive with everyone.

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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Imagine that ****show

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It wouldn't be much of a plan if I didn't have my own egress mapped out already, leaving the insufferable masses to their carefully crafted fate.

I'll take a few moments to taunt the fallen before fading back into the light… forever.

Imagine that ****show

Won't have to, the live feeds will keep me and selected other viewers entertained for minutes.


Enjoy!

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

Re: You are buried alive with 1 poster. Who do you pick?

No one

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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So, you’re buried alive but think you have the choice of being boring alone? I’m giving you a choice, you will choose who you’re buried with. Not no one.

Capiche? Capisce. Cocksucker.

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Fuck off, ass kisser

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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I don't think there are coffins large enough to fit 9 people. You see, I'm being buried with my 7 dwarves.

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Gangbang.

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I'm a virgin!!!

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Born again, no doubt

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No, I haven't been to Heaven.

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I’ve noticed you have a talent for annoying people you don’t like. It’s impressive. Good work.

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I'd want that fat hoe mystical. I could survive a couple of years eating her meat. I could probably survive one year with that fat face of hers.

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