Eternals : Why wouldn't Ikaris get with Sprite?

Why wouldn't Ikaris get with Sprite?

Sprite is at least 7,020 years old (first appearing in 5000 BC in the film) but she's stuck in the body of a early teen girl.

She's in love with Ikaris, but Kingo feeling sympathetic toward her, says this isn't possible, due to her looking like a little girl.

Eternal women don't get their periods and they can't reproduce, so this would not a factor anyway.

So whether Ikaris bangs Sprite or Sersi, they're both roughly 7,020 years old, the only difference being Sersi was designed to look like a 30s human and Sprite a 12-14ish girl.

All Sprite wants to do is be human so she can grow up and date men. She's sick of being stuck in the body of a little girl and repelling men from interested in her.

Realistically speaking she wouldn't have problem - LOL. Imagine a dating app that specialised in legal women who look like their early teens. There'd be no shortage of men on that one, that's for sure.

It may be off-putting for a human to date Sprite, as they may not be attracted to a little girl's body, regardless of age.

But Ikaris is an Eternal - he wouldn't have the same brain chemistry formulating attraction that humans do; he's basically a robot that was designed. Unless, in the 7,020 years they've been on Earth, they have evolved to learn human traits.

Anyway, I would have taken advantage of that in a heartbeat! I mean…she's an elderly woman, 7000+ years old - nothing morally or legally wrong with it. That's a freebee! Freebees like that don't just come by that often!


Which one is pedophilic?

-Dating a 7,020 year old woman who's in a 12-14 years old human body.

-Dating a 12 year old who's biologically Angelia Jolie as of 2021.

Monster, how should I feel? Creatures lie here, looking through the window.

Re: Why wouldn't Ikaris get with Sprite?

You think they should have had an onscreen romance between an adult male and a child actress? The **** is wrong with you?

Re: Why wouldn't Ikaris get with Sprite?

I'm talking about the character.

The Indian guy tells Sprite (in regards to her being in love with Ikaris) "…but you know that can never happen."

It could never happen because she's stuck in a child-looking body?

Does that have to necessarily be a deal-breaker, though? Ikaris knows she's an adult woman. So his disinterest would be solely about looks.

Doesn't it become superficial at that point? Isn't that the same as not being interested in someone because they're ugly? Short? Handicapped?

Plus, she literally had the ability to change into other people. She morphed into adult women to pick up men at the club to see what it's like to have men interested. She could have morphed into an adult-woman for the sex.

Monster, how should I feel? Creatures lie here, looking through the window.

Re: Why wouldn't Ikaris get with Sprite?

Sprite implied so heavily that she had a secret lesbian relationship with Ajak that it's not even open to be interpreted any other way. So there was no problem in regards to that, oddly enough.

Relax, faggot.

Re: Why wouldn't Ikaris get with Sprite?

Imagine a dating app that specialised in legal women who look like their early teens. There'd be no shortage of men on that one, that's for sure.
1. PE, most here who know you are quite certain you'd be into it. Pervert.

2. It's just a movie. Watch it and move on, don't go full sicko over it.

3. Pervert.
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