The Soapbox : Why are you here?

Why are you here?

Of all the places on the internet.

Why this old outdated message board?

He finally removed that awful sig

Re: Why are you here?

The lulz

My password is password

Re: Why are you here?

I was just pondering this same question the other day. Not just me though. Why do any of these people keep gravitating towards this place of all places?

Re: Why are you here?

It’s a good question

He finally removed that awful sig

Re: Why are you here?

Best site ever

Re: Why are you here?



He finally removed that awful sig

Re: Why are you here?

https://filmboards.com/board/p/19137900/permalink/#p19137900

If taking drugs is uncool, I’m the most uncool motherfucker on the planet

Re: Why are you here?

Good read

He finally removed that awful sig

Re: Why are you here?

I came for the open mod position…nailed it!

I stayed for zee H🔥T chicks!
So far have yet to nail any

Check out my gravel pit
A mystery unravelin'
Wu-Tang is the CD that I travel with
Don't go against the grain if you can't handle it

Re: Why are you here?

that is good shit D.

He finally removed that awful sig

Re: Why are you here?

Thank you Rob… THAT is truly why I'm here.

To provide the best shit I can


Check out my gravel pit
A mystery unravelin'
Wu-Tang is the CD that I travel with
Don't go against the grain if you can't handle it

Re: Why are you here?

No matter the day, no matter the time, there is almost always someone doing something crazy.

My password is password

Re: Why are you here?

LOL

Re: Why are you here?

This

He finally removed that awful sig

Re: Why are you here?

I thought that this was how I renewed my NYT subscription.

MMC2: "Drill here! Drill now, Biden!"

Re: Why are you here?

Sure. Send me your bank details

He finally removed that awful sig

Re: Why are you here?

Amateurs! We Masters of the Universe and other shady people use crypto.

MMC2: "Drill here! Drill now, Biden!"

Re: Why are you here?

Nimda isn't an ego maniac who butts in and puts his ego ahead of his members

He lets us be ourselves and doesn't give a crap about our politics or proclivities

As long as we don't dox or call the cops him, then it's no skin off his nose what kind of crazy nuts post here

It was just another Saturday and everything was in the key of A

Re: Why are you here?

Pretty much this

Re: Why are you here?

I cannot possibly reply to each one of you, but I wanna say I love you all.

Except Donna. She is the devil’s evil twin.

He finally removed that awful sig

Re: Why are you here?

❤️💗

It was just another Saturday and everything was in the key of A

Re: Why are you here?

To have the sex

My password is password

Re: Why are you here?

You gonna have to post this from your main.

He finally removed that awful sig

Re: Why are you here?

To kick ting tong Thaimen and Chinamen a*s.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

Re: Why are you here?

It’s funny “ass” is the word you chose to censor.

He finally removed that awful sig

Re: Why are you here?

I grew up with it. Found IMDB through a Nightmare on Elm Street web ring when I was 11 or 12. Remember web rings?
Then I discovered the messageboards a few years later.
Could be nostalgia or could just be what I'm used to.

⸸666 𖤐HAIL SATAN𖤐 666⸸

Re: Why are you here?

I joined IMDb in 2003, so same. Def grew up with these boards. Can’t ever leave

He finally removed that awful sig

Re: Why are you here?

I used to lurk in the late 90's and early 00's but finally posted regularly in 03 on Freddy Vs. Jason. IMDb used to be a lot friendlier. It only got bad in 06.

⸸666 𖤐HAIL SATAN𖤐 666⸸

Re: Why are you here?

late 90s? thats pretty OG. i dint know the place existed until summer 2002. i remember it well, cos my american friend told me about it, after we watched Donnie Darko and i wanted to chat about it.

what a pretentious piece of cinema that was. and i loved it when i was 20.

He finally removed that awful sig

Re: Why are you here?

Are you 40?

My password is password

Re: Why are you here?

43

He finally removed that awful sig

Re: Why are you here?

I think it's been around since the early 90's, but not sure when the forums started. Yeah, I was obsessed with movies really young. Like I knew how to work a VCR before learning to read.

I like Donnie Darko, but it's very much a gateway film to more interesting and mature surreal cinema. What I don't like is American Beauty. Now that's pretentious.
I actually dated someone with the same first and last name as one of the characters lol.

⸸666 𖤐HAIL SATAN𖤐 666⸸

Re: Why are you here?

It is not pretentious.

Re: Why are you here?

To pass the time

Re: Why are you here?

Once a year or so I get in a creative mood. Instead of channeling that into something that would make feel good, I come here and waste every bit of creative energy on this dump.

Re: Why are you here?

I feel this deep. Same but without the creativity and wit.

He finally removed that awful sig

Re: Why are you here?

This place fuels my nihilism also. Sometimes it's nice just to be surrounded by other miserable fucks.

Re: Why are you here?

You are too pretty to be nihilistic. And far too young. Get back to me in 20 years tuts

He finally removed that awful sig

Re: Why are you here?

I'm 30 now, already hit the female expiration date and just waiting on my orders to head directly to the glue factory

Re: Why are you here?

Touché

He finally removed that awful sig

Re: Why are you here?

It doesn't hinder my creativity, but it does my reading. I used to read a lot more.

⸸666 𖤐HAIL SATAN𖤐 666⸸

Re: Why are you here?

Once a year for 8-12 months straight
FIFY

My password is password

Re: Why are you here?

No idea. I probably shouldn't 😆

Re: Why are you here?

It wouldn’t be the same without you. For good or bad

He finally removed that awful sig

Re: Why are you here?

It’s low effort, low risk, dynamic entertainment. It stands in stark contrast to life offline, which is decidedly less absurd.

Good talk.

Re: Why are you here?

Re: Why are you here?

Because Azn doesn’t like that I’m hot irl.

Good talk.

Re: Why are you here?

Because he had two average-looking parents, as just about everyone on the planet does, including most people here.

Re: Why are you here?

That’s a lie. My parents were very good looking

Good talk.

Re: Why are you here?

Yes, you're above average in the face. It's just your propensity to go full chubbo that trips you up.

My password is password
Top