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Who would win fight between MMA Fighter and Chimpanzee

World’s Champion Heavyweight MMA Fighter
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Enraged Adult Male Chimpanzee
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World’s Champion Heavyweight MMA Fighter
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Enraged Adult Male Chimpanzee
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DON'T SEPARATE!!

"THAT'S SOME BAD SHIT, HARRY!".

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MMA. Chimps barely weigh anything. You can just pick it up by the arms or legs and keep swinging it onto the ground until it's just a pile of goo. I've actually done this.

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I've actually done that as well, with wannabe MMA fighters.

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Chimp. Way way stronger and meaner.

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They are lightweight though, from 90 to 130 lbs. You could toss it around like a child. As long as you don't let it grab your genitals and rip them off, which they like to do, the human should win.

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Idk man. I think an enraged chiml will be too fast and start ripping off your fingers before you know what hit you.

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Chimps are much stronger than men. They legit tear pieces of you off. Dick, balls, fingers, etc.

Then they pull your eyes out and bite hunks out of your face. Nasty creatures. Like Fugazi.

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Chimps will fuck you up. These guys have no idea.

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Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or would you rather fight a chimp?

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Tyson won’t rip my Peshawar off.

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But he could if he wanted to and you don't know that he wouldn't. Dude bites parts of people off just like a chimp.

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He ain’t gonna rip off a Peshawar.

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He might. He did it to Holyfield.

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That was an ear.

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Nah, chimps are pussies. They are pound for pound about 1.3-1.5 times stronger than an average human at the same weight, according to Google, but they only weigh around 100 lbs. That's like saying they are slightly stronger than your average 10 year old child, and if you have ever fought a 10 year old child then you know how easy they go down. One punch and it's lights out. A chimp might last a little longer but an average adult human would destroy it one on one.

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Bro it’ll rip off tkur face your eyes fingers and dick.

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That person is retarded.

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