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Which online shop is the best place to buy a Thanksgiving ham?

Hamazon!

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(Disclaimer: This joke randomly came to me today when I was sleeping, so it's not my fault if it's lame.)

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That child scored high on the dark triad test.

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I was thinking of that episode too. Although that clip cuts off the part where he writes down the line because he thinks it's funny when he's half-asleep. When he finally figures out what it says and he's awake, he realizes it's not funny. My situation is different, since I made up the joke myself, and it's hilarious even when I'm awake.

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What?

You just had to ham it up, eh?

If you are offended by anything I share that is your fault.
I am not responsible for your wittle hwurt fweelings from what I post.

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You look hamsome today!

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Thanx.

I wish you could hear my voice coming through the ham radio!

If you are offended by anything I share that is your fault.
I am not responsible for your wittle hwurt fweelings from what I post.

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Hopefully soon. Right now, I'm listening to the Beatles sing, "I Wanna Hold Your Ham."

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Too bad we cannot meat!
Oh well.
You just never know.
One of us could be a robber and would tell the other to, "Pork it over."

If you are offended by anything I share that is your fault.
I am not responsible for your wittle hwurt fweelings from what I post.

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If we meat, we can pig out together on hamcakes…I mean pancakes.

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Could there be 6 degrees between us like Kevin Bacon?

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Maybe, but it sounds like hogwash to me.

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We would have fun.
I am sure that you would not be a boar!

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I am not responsible for your wittle hwurt fweelings from what I post.

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lol, thanx & ditto!

Did you watch the newest La Brea?

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Yeah, thanx for asking.

If you did then we have something to talk about!
(I love our chats about it!)

Shall we go to that BOARd and discuss?

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Yes, I watched it! I enjoy our chats about it too.

We can do it here or there - wherever you want it!

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Cool coffebeans!

I started a new thread over there to talk.
Please respond and we can go from there.

https://filmboards.com/board/t/OK-I-am-starting-to-like-this-show-3370989/

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I replied in the other thread before I saw this post!

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OMG, I can't believe you were sleeping when you came up with that joke. Pure gold. You should do a sleeping comedy act!

Thanks! 😘

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Critics rave!
"A great big doze of an act!" - NY Times

"Where is my pillow?" - Fox News.

"Such a knock out!" - San Francrisco Chronicle

"This will put CR on the nap!" Washington (Bed)Post

"It will be a sleeper hit!" - Variety

If you are offended by anything I share that is your fault.
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😂

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lol

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Thx

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CR, you're such a ham!

(I actually thought you were looking for a serious answer…… I was going to suggest Hammacher Schlemmer.)

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CR, you're such a ham!

I ham what I ham!

I was going to suggest Hammacher Schlemmer.

😂 That works too!

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Happy shopping!

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I sometimes use that phrase (Happy Shopping) when I get gift cards for people and I need to fill in a message on the gift card holder. When the gift card has a cat on it, I can put, "Merry Catmas!"

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Get your lazy azz to the store, fatazz!

I've already been to the Gym, I had two poached eggs, and I played blackjack with Harry Dean Stanton.

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Did you reply to the title without reading the OP?

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Nobody cares about you and your stupid fucking stories.
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