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When was the last time you cried?

Last night. I was thinking about some of the mean things Sophie and Donna said to me while chopping up onions. It was very difficult.

Cheerio.

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I cried just now while reading this post.

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So sorry, Ty.

Cheerio.

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I'm still not Ty, but I will forgive you.

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You do look very much like him, though you look quite a lot more homosexual and retarded.

Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

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It was a couple of years ago now. I remember my gran had passed away on the Thursday, and it was the Saturday just after. I was meeting up with some buddies for a few drinks. Out of the blue, I got a phone call to say my parents had died on a tandem sky jump. Naturally, I was devastated. When I hung up the call my buddies were fortunately on hand to consol me with a punch to the shoulder and a promise that I wouldn't have to buy any drinks that night. I felt a little bit better.

We went to the bar, but on the way there, Paul, who had Downs Syndrome, got knocked down by a UPS truck that was, ironically, speeding to get to my house to serve me with divorce papers because my 25 year old Danish swim model wife wanted to leave me for my friend, Paul.

I was still OK at that time though, because I knew I needed to stay strong for my good friend Adam, who'd only just that day found out that he had Lou Gehrig's disease (is anyone actually still reading this?). Anyway, just about keeping it together, we both grabbed a cab to go to the hospital to be there for my wife's boyfriend Paul.

At the hospital, I went to the bathroom. It was there that it happened. I just completely lost it. At the long, trough like urinal, I looked along and spotted Mechanic. When I saw what he had in his hand, and then looked down to see what I had in mine, I couldn't contain my emotion. I just feel on my knees and cried up to the heavens "why, god, why is it that retards have the biggest cocks?"

R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

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Oh well, at least it was a happy ending for Mechanic when you were on your knees.
Anyway I finally realized why I don't have a 25 year old Danish swimsuit model wife; because I don't have Down Syndrome!

Mean people suck.

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I apologise

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Why did you cry 2 days ago?

Cheerio.

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I don’t remember.

“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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I was watching Stephen King's Christine for my September birthday. I saw how cute Kelly Preston was at age 20, who was now no longer with us. I cried.

It's time to start winding this thing down.

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My dad loved that movie

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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It's time to start winding this thing down.

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Crying is inefficient. My eyes sting and I get a headache. I have to sleep to reset, wasting productive hours. I try to avoid it.

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when i saw dat ass in yoga pants 👀

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

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Donna’s ass?

Melting down over top boy

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I tear up when I think about my Evee

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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2 minutes ago.

suck it.

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Nooo! Why tho?

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loneliness? but it's okay, it's over now. i'm over it.

suck it.

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I love you so much!

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aw… thank u… u are so sweet

suck it.

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When Biden crushed Trump in the election

You can not make a nation great. You can give people the freedom to make themselves great. The nation WILL follow.

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cry sum moar

suck it.

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5 minutes ago. I stubbed my little pinkie toe on a metal baby gate (to keep my two shih tzu out of carpeted rooms), and one of the bars caught me right between my little toesies.

I'm sad5-ing pretty hard right now!

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This morning, when I woke up from a dream.

I have no intention of telling any of you about it.

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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Why not?

Cheerio.

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She was having sex with Shitter!

Keep on smiling!

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Because you wouldn't understand and because you obviously don't give a rat's ass.

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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You’re assuming those things about me. But I own no rat’s asses. I have only my love to give, baby

Cheerio.

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Re: When was the last time you cried?

When I sat in the corner of the bedroom, watching my girlfriend get fucked by bbc. I still kept jerking off anyways.

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I cried 2 minutes ago, when adding this sig.

Davenport's preferences are outstanding.

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Last week rewatching Field of Dreams.
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