Eastern Promises : Was zat a penis or a baby pacifier??
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Would you have preferred him to fight his attackers with an erection?
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Zey could at least have tried to enlarged it a little wiz CGI.
Just to make him look more average und to please ze female audience.
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Just to make him look more average und to please ze female audience.
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Are you a member of that female audience whose pleasure you think should have received greater consideration?
If not, then I suggest you are in no position to speak. Just another male with penis-size anxiety. There have been several of those here.
And if female, then speak for yourself, sister.
During the publicity tour for this film, VM said he had to tell DC -- very late in the planning, when he found out about the sauna scene -- that he actually had no genitals at all. DC agreed to do CGI, but not to be generous about it. He was miffed not to have been told earlier. Budgets, you know. CGI is so expensive.
So you get what you get. VM said he also had to take a pay cut, but I don't think the interviewer believed him on that one.
It's the David and Viggo show whenever they tour together. And this one isn't even the most egregious of them.
If not, then I suggest you are in no position to speak. Just another male with penis-size anxiety. There have been several of those here.
And if female, then speak for yourself, sister.
During the publicity tour for this film, VM said he had to tell DC -- very late in the planning, when he found out about the sauna scene -- that he actually had no genitals at all. DC agreed to do CGI, but not to be generous about it. He was miffed not to have been told earlier. Budgets, you know. CGI is so expensive.
So you get what you get. VM said he also had to take a pay cut, but I don't think the interviewer believed him on that one.
It's the David and Viggo show whenever they tour together. And this one isn't even the most egregious of them.
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I'm a man und dude, but I happen to know how ze females zink und desire.
It's a German zing.
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It's a German zing.
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Lord, Speakz, this isn't even mildly funny any longer. My cat could do a better German accent.
And speaking of longer...
And speaking of longer...
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I vould love to meet yur catz und have a discussion in our native tongue und language.
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Zank you.
I vill allow you to live.
- Vhen zere is no more room in hell, women shall valk ze earth
- IMHO = In Mein Honest Opinion
I vill allow you to live.
- Vhen zere is no more room in hell, women shall valk ze earth
- IMHO = In Mein Honest Opinion
Re: Was zat a penis or a baby pacifier??
So please do answer in German.
Warum glaubst du der Penis ist nicht durchschnittlich groß? Geh mal in eine normale öffentliche dusche und du wirst sehen das dies vollkommen normal ist
Warum glaubst du der Penis ist nicht durchschnittlich groß? Geh mal in eine normale öffentliche dusche und du wirst sehen das dies vollkommen normal ist
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shut up nerd
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Did you just elude to your felines furry member
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Blocked?
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Or ze male audience.
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Would you have preferred him to fight his attackers with an erection?
LOL
penis
Maybe he has what we in German call a bloodpenis. Meaning that unlike a meatpenis which is large when not erect, but only grows little in size a bloodpenis might seem puny when not aroused, but grows to enormous size when an erection occurs.
Aber das weißt du sicher, oder?
Aber das weißt du sicher, oder?
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What he might has lacked with an average flaccid penis,he made up with,a beautiful ass,nice body,face and charismatic, masculinity.
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What he might has lacked with an average flaccid penis,he made up with,a beautiful ass,nice body,face and charismatic, masculinity.
I agree, bini. But to be honest his pecker seem more bigger than usually to India mans, hana
penis
Maybe he has what we in German call a bloodpenis. Meaning that unlike a meatpenis which is large when not erect, but only grows little in size a bloodpenis might seem puny when not aroused, but grows to enormous size when an erection occurs.
This is sounding perfectly reasonable, bini
Re: Was zat a penis or a baby pacifier??
Reminds of a Prince song... 'He told her a joke about a woman who asked her lover why is your organ so small? He replied I didn't know I was playing in a cathedral. For the record, I find Viggo's package just fine.
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You really only need enough to reach the g-spot, dude but I guess being a dude, you don't know that.
For every lie I unlearn I learn something new - Ani Difranco
For every lie I unlearn I learn something new - Ani Difranco
Re: Was zat a penis or a baby pacifier??
Whether 'ol Vig is driving a Smart Car or an F-350 Super Duty, I don't think he'll ever have trouble finding a place to park it.
I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!
I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!
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Re: Was zat a penis or a baby pacifier??
Looked like a nice normal penis in a situation in which he'd hardly be aroused, even a little.
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Viggo also wags ween in The Indian Runner.
Yes, this is really me.
Yes, this is really me.
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WARNING ADULT CONTENT
In medical terms it's a condition known as Micro Penis hana
In medical terms it's a condition known as Micro Penis hana
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LOL, this is too much funny buna
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I think your prognosis is wrong doctor. The penile shift it was more bigger than micro size, haha
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I agree that Viggo is more bigger than micro penis size, hana
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The penile shift it was more bigger than micro size, haha
You mean it to say 'penile shaft', buna!?
Was zat a penis or a baby pacifier??
Great acting though, almost as if it wasn't zere.
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