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Things you'll never see a filmboarder post

MovieManCin2: Biden is the best president evah!  BTW, the cheers emoji sucks!

Shooter: Corn is nasty! How can anyone eat that shit?

Wildman: Feet gross me out.

FRTT: I'm never leaving this site. I don't understand why anyone would post a thread announcing that they're leaving.

nimda/Sophie/sixskins: Typing in all lowercase is lazy. 'Sentence case' is the way to go.

Warren: I'm having a big glass of milk with my juicy steak. Yum!

Miley: I'm too shy to post my pic

Steve Lake: I borrowed most of my phrases from the Game of Thrones and Walking Dead boards. They are truly the most clever posters the internet has to offer.

Deliciousfeet: WTF is a Vocaroo?

Penny: I'm gonna tear off your head and shit down your neck!

Jacky: I wish I had married PE when I had the chance.

Lara: I’m soooo happy! *jumps like a bunny*


This one's from the point of view of people who claim there's no movie talk here:

Any filmboarder: "Let's talk about movies!"


Can anyone think of more?

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I LOLed

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Thanks! Add some if you think of any!

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MortSahlFan…I just got done cleaning the house 😁👍

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lol

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Are you familiar with the subject matter enough that you could handle another?

Be warned…this is the lightning round where both points and risk doubles!

Have you got what it takes?

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I saw you edit the "c" to a "C" in MMC2's name

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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You watched me as I edited?

I've got a new "Things you'll never see a filmboarder post" to add:

Crystal: It doesn't creep me out at all that Chase is peeping on me as I edit my posts.

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I always watch you edit



Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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So you're the one who's been posting that gif!

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Well, juat this once. I've been out of the message board world for a minute. Your thread is among the first I've responded to!

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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I was mostly joking; there's a new sock who keeps posting that gif, but I didn't really think it was you. It's funny that you ended up posting it too, if you didn't see the sock.

Welcome back!

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I hadn't seen it, but that's awesome

Thanks! Life is still pretty busy, so I'm not sure if I'll be around for long before my next break, but in the meantime, we could rule the boards as father and son and bring chaos to the internet!

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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I don't know who's behind the account, but if it's a woman, then you'll rule as mother and son. You can't leave until that happens.

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You can't leave until that happens.

Oh yeah?



Shit… I swear this never happens

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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😂

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He's a stalker. I cannot stand him.

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Steve Lake: I borrowed most of my phrases from the Game of Thrones and Walking Dead boards.

This one is true though.

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It's something you'll never see him post.

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He admitted it a couple weeks ago.

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I'll believe it when I see it!

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lukejbarnett: I hope (insert name of anyone over 40) never stops acting! I want to keep seeing them in movies no matter how old they get!

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And:

lukejbarnett: I wish [actress] hadn't shown her breasts in this movie. However, I will always respect her as an actress, no matter what she does.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Your reply was #98! Mine is 99.

Who will be the author of the 100th post??

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I guess nobody will be

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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Damn you, Chase!!!! I wanted 100!

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If you keep posting, you could be #200!

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All Members of Filmboards: I steal material from Donna all the time and never give anything back as tribute! So in other words, I wish that I was Donna the big fatass black crazy woman!

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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That's a lot o' beer!

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You make that seem like a bad thing!

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Dude, I so love, love, love mashup gifs and that is a great one!
Perfect for the occasion.

Just so glad I am not him if that was real and not a prank.

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Unfortunately, I think it was real. Here's one with a happier ending:



I remember being in one of those beer tents at Oktoberfest in Munich in 2011. Good times!



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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My GF went to one of those also in Germany.

She says that the imported beer has all sorts of chemicals added to it and the beer over there tastes a lot different and better than what we drink here.
It was the only time she drank beer and ever would again.

Do you agree and find that to be true?

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I disagree that imported beer has all sorts of chemicals added to it. That's nonsense. However, I do agree that European beer tastes better than American Beer.





😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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We're having our Oktoberfest very soon here in Addison, Texas. I think It'll probably have that event as well.

Hopefully I can go. Looks like a great time.

Travel influenser, Skyrizi theme song writer and Most Handsome

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Thank-you so much, Jason.

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Ok 👌 no prob

Travel influenser, Skyrizi theme song writer and Most Handsome

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Christina: "I've accepted I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and Ellen hasn't been sending me secret messages".

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Azn: mystical is beautiful
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