Owen Wilson : Strange encounter with this man!!!

Strange encounter with this man!!!

Dear heavens where do I begin???

I was walking back from improv practice the other, when i reached my front door and this groan beckons from the darkness, on the other side of the porch. I was trying to get my key in the door, whilst straining into the night to identify the voice.

Who should step out of the darkness, but Owen Wilson.

''Just trying to get the little key in the door huh fella'' he said to me lazily, with that trademark facial expression - squinting and pursing his lips simultaneously.

''Erm yeah...look can I help you?'' I responded.

''Wanna watch Dodgeball?'' he now asked me with a grin on his face presenting me with a copy of Dodgeball on Blu-ray.

''I'm ok thanks, better turn in, feeling really tired''

He then looked really depressed ''But...it's on Blu-ray'' he pleaded.

''Good night SIR!!!'' I said to him firmly, whilst entering my home.

He then sulked off into the night.

I heard this guy has problems, but shesh!!!

Post deleted

This message has been deleted.

Re: Strange encounter with this man!!!

You wish!!!!...that would be the dream of your "so-called" life.

Re: Strange encounter with this man!!!


Uh-huh, I buy it . Maybe you would like to hear about the encounter I had with Johnny Depp at my local Walmart.






"I like your nurse's uniform,guy."

"These are O.R. scrubs."

"O.R. they?"

Post deleted

This message has been deleted.

Re: Strange encounter with this man!!!

Re: Strange encounter with this man!!!

You suck at creative writing.

Re: Strange encounter with this man!!!

This is so stupid it's funny, and I'm laughing here, because it's really really stupid.

~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~

Re: Strange encounter with this man!!!

I don't care what your mommy tells you, just quit you aren't funny
Top