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When I really consider it, Star Wars had maybe 2 good movies (New Hope and Empire). Return of the Jedi was derivative trash with the exception of the excellence that was The Emperor. The prequels, by their very nature, were boring and under the direction of George Lucas, were poorly acted. The sequels are awful.

While perhaps the worst film of them all, the Last Jedi at least challenged convention in a lot of ways. The movie itself, though, is just bad. Under better direction with better writing, I think it could have been a decent installment. But it wasn’t. It was the worst of them all.

Rogue One or whatever that movie about the Death Star was pretty good. The Han Solo movie was entertaining albeit relatively insignificant, it’s sorta like why bother? Why not make a movie about the sex life of Chewbacca? Nobody asked for it but could be good. Solo was a lot like that.

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I agree. The Last Jedi made me realise that the original trilogy movies are the only Star Wars movies for me. The sequels were an absolute disaster, even worse than the prequels. Rogue One and Solo were somewhat better, but I find both movies quite boring.

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Pretty much.

I liked the prequels more than most…but still only two great flicks👍

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I think the prequels have some nice world building and some interesting stories. If you’re a big Star Wars loser and this shit gets you rock hard and all, you’ll love them. As movies for the general movies goer, they suck!

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The first two will always be the best. It became a franchise to sell toys after that.

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Yeah, I agree with most of that.

Last Jedi had a few great moments but didn’t really go anywhere.

Fucking useless side plots…

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Ewoks reminded me of gay Filipinos for some reason.

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I wish I knew what you were talking about.

Yea, but Filipinos aren't gay.

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I never know what I talking about 😂

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I can't believe that I agree with everything you said! Return of the Jedi was ruined by the Ewoks who turned it into trash.

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Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😼

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the first is great. second was pretty good. the third is actually better than the second, not many people know that. rogue one was surprisingly good. the rest are terrible.

edit: haven't seen the last one, but it's also terrible.

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The third is terrible. They go waste a third of the film at Jabba’s Sex Palace and for what reason? I get that they needed to retrieve Lea’s boy toy but nothing beyond that was achieved.

Then they turn Luke’s love interest into his sister. I agree, Han and Lea had more chemistry but why not just let Luke get bested by the bad boy rather than have some contrived incestuous sub plot stuck in there for convenience sake.

Furthermore, the overall plot is a rehash of the first movie. This plot would later be rehashed in the 7th movie. “It’s like poetry,” and so is your dead sex life, George Lucas.

Terrible movie. It was my favorite growing up.

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but you're forgetting about the ewoks. the ewoks crushed it.

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Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😼

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I agree completely. Jedi was laughable. Teddy Bears defeating Storm Troopers with spears, sticks and stones?? PUH-LEASE!!



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😼

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Not just any storm troopers. Per the emperor’s own admission, they are his “best troops.”

Terrible movie!!

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Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😼

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I think that i have an aversion to star wars just because of how huge it is and how much hype there is around it. I could understand if you loved it because you saw the originals when they came out -because it was iconic and groundbreaking or whatever- but it seems like a lot of younger people pretend to be into star wars


The one with adam driver though 👌👌👌

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Yeah he’s a genuinely good addition to the films. Too bad his films fucking suck.

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The backstory films and animated side projects are infinitely better than the main films.

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Nobody watches those, Erica. They may as well not exist.

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EVERYONE loved animated clone wars.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
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Everyone aged 10-13 and a handful of very sad 20-40 year olds

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Ashoka Tano , a feminist icon.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
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"You had me at Elk Tartare"
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Y’all are fuckin trippin, man.

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They suck.

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The only Star Wars films I've ever enjoyed have been New Hope and Rogue One. I don't get the hype around the franchise.

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I don't get the hype around the franchise.
Absolutely this. Same with the MCU - childish nonsense.

Donna: “Anyway, I think Gameboy should ban you and that faggotron Orson. Now I'm going g back to watching movies about zombies again.”

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I think they’re all atrocious: extremely basic and childish.

Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men has more impressive visual effects than the first two movies.

Donna: “Anyway, I think Gameboy should ban you and that faggotron Orson. Now I'm going g back to watching movies about zombies again.”

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I actually like 2 of the 3 Movies in the "STAR WARS" Sequel Trilogy.

The 2 Movies are "THE FORCE AWAKENS" and "THE RISE OF SKYWALKER".
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