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Short the market tonight

Russia will invade shortly.

Send me 20% profit.

Cheerio.

Re: Short the market tonight

Will you reimburse if stocks go up?

My password is password.

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No need.

Cheerio.

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Evidence suggests Russia is planning "the biggest war in Europe since 1945", Prime Minister Boris Johnson has said.

He told the BBC's Sophie Raworth in an interview: "All the signs are that the plan has already in some senses begun."

Intelligence suggests Russia intends to launch an invasion that will encircle Ukrainian capital Kyiv, Mr Johnson said.

"People need to understand the sheer cost in human life that could entail," he said.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-60448162

Re: Short the market tonight

Out already from 7pm. Thx for selling me those futures in a bear trap!

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Re: Short the market tonight

Bill Gates claims a worse pandemic than covid is coming and it will be caused when a deadly pathogen is released upon the world it sounds to me like he's threatening to do it himself with some malicious code and possibly some stolen runestones ala Halloween III or perhaps he has already done it through filmboards and the N.I.M.D.A. virus and we are the infected carriers!

My question is, is this a good time to buy Xbox Game Pass or should I hold out for a 3 months for the price of 1 deal? I don't want to be on the losing end of an Microsoft vs Sony World War that shit could get awkward real fast especially if i buy it at full price now and tomorrow the deal goes down! To safeguard my remaining assets I would be willing to trade the poster Lara Croft to Sony as a playstation exclusive for 2 shares of Sony stock and turn over my portfolio of expired pork belly futures whatever the hell that means! I really have no idea.

Keep on smiling!

Re: Short the market tonight

Buy it now. Once the Silver Shamrock virus hits, the price for everything will go up and Microsoft which is in bed with the Russians will be in a world war with Sony as you’ve presciently pointed out. I’d imagine Nintendo will join the fray and nobody will care.

Cheerio.
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