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Roast my selfie…

Make me cry



“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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You look very gay. Very. Gay.

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you just look like a homo. idk what else you want me to say sry

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You look like a conceited faggot who desperately craves the attention of others.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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You look like a conceited faggot who desperately craves the attention of others.

This (and the facial hair isn't helping you one bit)

I'll introduce myself on my knees

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I don't roast selfies unless the poster is a notorious prick.

The train is coming with shiny cars, comfy seats, and wheels of stars. Hush, little ones, have no fear; the man in the moon is the engineer.

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Look at those luscious lips

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Damn, how do you avoid being trampled to death every time you go out in public?

Bring. More. Sheep.

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Dude, we’ve seen your video. You’re a hideous, fat tranny that wants to look like Miley.

Well, the people of Filmboards voted and universally proclaimed Miley more attractive.



The end.

Lord President of the Council, Leader of the House, Chairman of the ERG, MP for North East Somerset and I sit next to Boris at Parliament

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Bend over and take my foot long cock you little twinkie looking white bitch

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You're a beautiful young guy, but I liked your natural lips better. Sorry.

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I’m going to kill myself…
😂😂

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Nice shirt!

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I was going to roast your selfie Ryan but I just discovered I'm all out of garlic, shallots and bay leaves.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Oh my gosh, you got old. You need concealer now. Whoa.

On the serious, you're very handsome, a veritable man.

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Here you actually look like a handsome young Man with his whole future ahead of him. Instead of behind him which sadly is a position you too often find yourself in.

The only poster who had his account banned 4 times without ever breaking any rules each of those times.

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You're obviously been copying Miley by overdoing the eyebrow penciling. Maybe you should apply some garish bright red lipstick and false eyelashes to complete the transformation.

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You all need to shut it about her makeup. Half the posts on this website from anon accounts like yours are about Miley's makeup. Then it's some big mystery that it's all the girl obsesses over improving, rather than the more important things in life. Get over it. Find a hobby.

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Ryan asked for a roasting and he received my best. It's no one's fault if Miley has her issues. Have you not seen some of the more helpful advice she has received here and she ignores it all?

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I just posited a theory as to why she ignores it all. Stop obsessing about her looks and perhaps she will too.

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I never obsess about her looks. Again, have you not seen some of the more helpful advice she has received here (not about her appearance, but life advice) and she ignores it all?

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I never obsess about her looks.

You brought her looks up, completely out of nowhere, a few posts up. Again, find a hobby.

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Okay, will do. Again, she has been given very kind and non-confrontational life advice many times here. Have you seen any of it?

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Here? No. I got here two days ago. It's been the same cycle for years. She's mentally ill. If you're not, perhaps you should be the bigger person and break the cycle, at your end, for good.

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Well, look back thru her history and you'll see it. She ignores it all. Now leave me to my search for a new hobby because I'm done talking about her. Forever.

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Why?



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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This was funnnnn

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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You’re a hot gay guy but an ugly straight guy.

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Stupid short gay looking attention whore!

You will NEVER get a girlfriend! You're only gay because you're SHORT AS FUCK and it increases your odds at a sexual partner: why have the worst female when you could have the best guy?

You also fart uncontrollably. Your boyfriends call you stinky butt!

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You try so hard to be hot so people will fuck you but nobody can tell whether you are a man or woman which is a turn off.

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I often wondered how long you would last in prison.

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You always were an adorable little pipsqueak.
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