Team America: World Police : Random lines you love…

Random lines you love…

"He may be lacking in courtesy, but he's the best martial artist Detroit has to offer"

"That's right actor, just stay the fvck away from me."


Another brilliant post Steinberg...

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Matt Damon!!


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"Shut your mouth when you talk to me!"

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Any comment about "having feelings" - particularly Chris in his submarine.

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The scene where Joe is playing pool... it's so absurd and all the marionette can do is move the cue ball a few inches.

"I love your balls!" line from the terrorist when Johnston suggests they stop the jeep.

"Bring her... upstairs!"

"We're guards!"

When Tim Robbins is on fire, toward the end he shouts "Woooo!"

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"Now suck my cock!"

"Rittle more."
(To Hans Blix.)

"Yes! The ticking crock!"

Best song: "Im So Ronery".

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"Ah come on Hans Brix, you busting my barrs here"

I'm a civilian, I'm not a trout

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"Get out of the street you *beep* bum! You gave up on life didn't Yuh?"

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That makes me laugh so hard every time

TWD & BrBa are the two of the worst shows put on tv

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I promise, I won't die!


Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's co<k in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that co<k right in his mouth.

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Same - sometimes it pops into my head art work and i start laughing

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it was bad intelligence, very bad intelligence!!

I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E - "I'm sorry"

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"Dammit Gary this isn't about sex!"

"Mohammad Ali."

"Surprise! Co<kf@gs!"

Damn I watched this again last night and pissed myself laughing. Fu<k Yeah!

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"Cairo. Thats in Egypt."

"QAPLA!"

"Act your way past those guards..."

"Oh, I get it. You want to stick your finger inside me..."


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Same here. Just watched it on TMC last night and laughed so much. I didn't remember all the little random lines to which this thread is dedicated. I definitely agree with your example of the pilot from Durka-durka-stan with the "Muhammad Ali!".

My favorite random line was when Gary was talking about his brother's death:
" It was too late. He was already dead before the zoo keepers could gas the gorillas..." LOL random way to subdue caged animals?

Also gotta love: " Jesus *beep* Christ!"

Having Kim Jong Il turn out to be an "alien" (played by a cockroach) was also pure genius.


When Tim Robbins is on fire, toward the end he shouts "Woooo!"

THIS times 100! Oh man. I think they did go a little too long with the "puke" scene imho but the final "Wooo!" he lets out after you think he's dead had me laughing so hard. It is topped off with the transition to the audience clapping immediately afterwards.

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"Remember, there is no I in Team America."

"...Yes there is."

I don't read the script. The script reads me.

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Gary: Everyone has AIDS!


Spottswoode: Hold on team. Gary has already proven to me that he is 100% committed to the team. He proved it last night...by sucking my cock!


Joe: *beep* I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street!


Lisa: Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.

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"Gary?"

Machine guns the whole tavern.

"Gary?"

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That's the one I was going to add. It makes me cack myself every single time!

Gary?

Then she radios to the guys in the Hummer to say that she thinks Gary has gone with the terrorists but the transmission is garbled. The driver goes, "we'll just kill these guys then find out what she wants". [cut to Gary trying to give the pre-arranged signal by waving his arms in the air] The other guy in the Hummer says something like, "one of them seems to be signalling us, I think he's saying kiss me". "The motherf*%#er" says the driver...

Too, too funny!


We're from the planet Duplon. We are here to destroy you.

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Yes, this one cracks me up every time. "Gary?" followed by murderous mayhem and then another "Gary?" as if nothing had happened. I love it.

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Now back to the lair for debriefing and cocktails.

*The signal*

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Inspect that, you b---------g piece of s--t!

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Kim Jong Il's entire, profanity-laced rant at Hans was awesome, actually.

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my favorite line is: hey terrorist, terrorize this!

I also liked: i treasure your friendship

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I thought the d*cks, a$$holes and pu$$ies monologue was the funniest part of this movie. Mainly because of how much sense it actually made.

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Welcome to the middle of nowhere-fight2.gif-the center of everywhere.

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From the deleted scenes:

TA Memeber: You're one of Kim Jong Il's puppets.

Evil Celeb: I'm not a puppet YOU'RE a puppet!

TAM: YOU'RE a puppet!

EC: YOU'RE a puppet!

TAM: YOU'RE a puppet

EC: YOU'RE a pupp---
----------------------Ya'll get the idea!

**these go to eleven **

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*beep*

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All of these are hilarious, now crying with laughter and have had to watch it again .... genius

Gary: "Anybody .... know of any ... terrorist attacks coming up soon?"





Bad roof. Goooood parking. (Beetlejuice)

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Why is everyone so f___king stupid? Why can't everyone be more interrigent, rike me?

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Apologies if I missed it being listed, but "theres no "I" in Team America" always made me laugh.

And the whole Hans Blix thing, especially "Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are" and the bit where Hans Blix's skeleton is still holding his briefcase in the tank later on, and,and, so much more...

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"Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails."

"What would a girl like Sarah want with a simple Nebraska boy like me? I don't know nothing about fancy cars and fancy restaurants. Still, I'd love to show her a full-moon night on the cornfields..."

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"You had me at d!cks fvck a@@holes."


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-This is a nice limo.
-Yes,yes it is....now suck my co--....

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-Derk derk Allah....derka derka Muhammed jihad. Ahappa shuppa shuppa...Abagala.

-Aaah,derka,derka,derka....

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I promise, I will never die.


Of course, if you're not interested, there's the door. (Spotswood points)
Okay, thanks. (Gary leaves)
Huh.


We're guards!

Maybe he should... fire his translator??



Hey Whitey! Where's your hat?

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Yes, that line about "there's the door" and he just walks out. Classic.

"Worthington, we're being attacked by giant bats!"

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In Paris:

Don't worry, everything is bon.

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Freedom costs a buck o-five. The whole song kills me

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"It'll be like 9/11 times 100."

"9/11 times 100? Jesus, that's..."

"Yes. Ninety-one thousand one hundred."

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When Spottswoode first meets Gary and asks him to follow him, he does this little dance in the air as he's turning around. That always cracks me up!

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"Surprise, cock- fags!"

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"forgetting he had blueberries in his front pocket... The apes went wild. "

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"We are Bashir rebels from Somalia, who are you?"

"...my name is Awkmed....I'm a Terrorist."



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"The path of excess leads to the palace of wisdom."
-William Blake

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We Saved Paris!!! (as Paris smolders in the background...)

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Pearl Harbour sucks...Just a little more than I miss you...


Vegan:For the animals, for the environment, for the people, and for my own conscience

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Last year I went to I-raq. Before Team American showed up it was a happy smiley place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies and rivers were made of chocolate, where children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.

My red, white and blue friend

That's the F.A.G way

Ever tried, ever failed?
No matter.
Try again, fail again.
Fail better.

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With the current news, it has to be this part...

Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and *beep* Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to *beep* all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your *beep* Chuck. And all the *beep* want us to *beep* all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get *beep* by dicks. But dicks also *beep* *beep* Chuck. And if they didn't *beep* the *beep* you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in *beep*

What are the chances that a dick (Weiner), through his emails, could be the hero to keep us all from being covered in sheet? Unbelieveable!

I love every part of this movie, but the parallel with present reality, makes this the winner for me. :)

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He's saying "kiss me kiss me"

Smartass mother******

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