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Posters you'd marry

Gay marriage is accepted here if you just so happen to swing that way. You can also choose a sock. I'm fine with sock marriage, too.

Also, Sophie's not an option. Too many people chose her in previous threads and I worry about how Mechanic would handle it if everyone chose her in this particular one.


I should let you all know that I am an ordained minister. If you want to be one of the few to have a Filmboars wedding, then let me know and I will marry you.

When I am king you will be the first against the wall, with your opinion which is of no consequence at all.

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It's a mystery.

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It doesn't have to be.

When I am king you will be the first against the wall, with your opinion which is of no consequence at all.

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People keep complaining about internet safety, in general in the world as it is.

I've said we should all move to a cabin mansion or castle out in the wilderness, or otherwise.



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Stay the fuck on topic.

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So, who wants to marry me?

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No, the thread is asking which poster you want to marry.

When I am king you will be the first against the wall, with your opinion which is of no consequence at all.

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I'm one of the only posters who even has a real picture. I bet there's someone I don't know, as I would be sorry to let the opportunity pass by, someday.

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I have a real picture, too. As does nimda, Afroman, Monicah, Sophie, Patrick, Bee, Ellen, Miley, and Mort.

But, even then, it shouldn't be about looks, Christina. I mean, you're not marrying them for looks, right? You're marrying them for their personality and money.

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Donna was pretty good, but if she was a boy.

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Donna's a genderless quagmire. Tell her to only respond to masculine pronouns if it makes you more comfortable.

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I've lost track of all the socks, but I've saved some of them, even a few without posting histories.

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You mean Donna's socks? The best way to tell which ones are his is to just leave some grape drank and fried chicken out. The genderless beast couldn't resist such luxurious pleasures.

You kids would make a beautiful couple. I believe in you.

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It's too resistant.

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I guess that means this conversation is over. Thank you for your time, Xtina.

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Christina said...
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Why do you keep posting pictures of cartoon children? I am beginning to be concerned.

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Rocketman said... Why do you keep posting pictures of cartoon children? I am beginning to be concerned.
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The last one was me as a teenager. The 2 children were ours when the other poster thought we'd marry. I like posting the good news!

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Christina said... The last one was me as a teenager. The 2 children were ours when the other poster thought we'd marry. I like posting the good news!
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Christina said... The last one was me as a teenager. The 2 children were ours when the other poster thought we'd marry. I like posting the good news!
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sometimes i legit think christina is ran by a random word generator

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6ixskins said... sometimes i legit think christina is ran by a random word generator
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Donna??

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Christina said... Donna??
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No! I just wanna be your friend only.

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Donnatella said... No! I just wanna be your friend only.
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Aw. Are you being hurt by others, too?

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I think Rocket and Christina should get married. They seem to have some major chemistry. 👍

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I wonder who's older. Rocket may have his eye on Sophie, and he spoke up first!

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You're older. He's very young and inexperienced. You're going to have to teach him the ways of love.

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Easy Peasy.

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Great! He resembles an older European woman so this will be perfect for you. Good luck in your marriage!

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Christina's right. I choose Sophie.

I don't look like an old European woman, btw.

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Stay out of this, Granny. I'm getting you laid.

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I don't want to get laid. I want to get married. Find me a beautiful bride who'll treat me like dirt, cheat on me, produce children that aren't mine, and then divorce me and have me pay for child support.

If you can do that, you will have my thanks.

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Lara Croft.
I find "her" hard to get attitude a huge turn on.

I know he's going through transitional hormone therapy before his surgery but maybe I can be a friend to him. Plus I love tomb raider and we can have lots of fun together playing the game.

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Is Tomb Raider some kind of slang for deep, explorative butt sex?

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In the game, I used to use the camera angle to crouch Lara croft where she's rearing her butt in the camera.

I'll have to see how sexy real Lara looks in her outfit before I make a decision to go tomb exploring.

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I'll marry whichever one gets the biggest welfare check each month! I could use the extra money for the weekend down at the strip club!

Keep on smiling!

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Well, Donna is marrying Christina, so you'll have to settle for second…

Steve Lake!

When I am king you will be the first against the wall, with your opinion which is of no consequence at all.

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I already suggested that Miley should marry Christina. Miley is worth millions and wants a sex change, so she would be the man of the house.He can then fly Christina over to Ireland on a visa and then Christina can live out her dreams of eating fine food in expensive Restaurants and play in The Irish Orchestra.

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Two people with a severe case of detachment from reality. Their marriage would only exist in their minds. They will imagine living a long and fulfilling life together where both are pop diva superstars touring the world, getting to meet all sorts of celebrities including Barron Trump and Ellen Degeneres. They will sing to legions of adoring fans. They will return to their warm, loving home where they may passionately embrace each other. They will grow old together and die together. That warmth will never wane and the love will never die.

But this is a dream. A dream they will wake up from eventually. They will find nothing but emptiness and despair in their pitiful reality. They will cry out into the pit of emptiness. No sound will return. No warmth will return.

Then the cold hug of death will greet them and they will embrace it lovingly for it will be the only escape. We are all due to meet the same fate. There is no light. There is only darkness.

When I am king you will be the first against the wall, with your opinion which is of no consequence at all.

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Real marriage or board marriage?

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Real, very real marriage. The best kind of marriage.

When I am king you will be the first against the wall, with your opinion which is of no consequence at all.

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In that case, no one.

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Just pretend it's not real, then.

When I am king you will be the first against the wall, with your opinion which is of no consequence at all.

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If its not real, aka board married…based on who's still here, near my wheelhouse…Lilith. She's a fitness queen, loves vintage items, eclectic tastes…yup she's the one for me.

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Oh. Please allow me to post a judgmental gif…






Thank you.

When I am king you will be the first against the wall, with your opinion which is of no consequence at all.

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Sorry, you are a good enough fella but I don't do intimate with fellas

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Oh, I was being judgemental more for the fact that Lilith is who you chose. There are far better candidates out there, Ash. Lilith is a vanilla wafer with black food coloring added to make her seem edgier and more mysterious. But if that's who you choose, then so be it.

Your pick has been locked in. Godspeed.

When I am king you will be the first against the wall, with your opinion which is of no consequence at all.

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I disagree. What you are bringing up is a distraction to deflect unwanted attention. The real person underneath is pretty extrordinary.

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When I am king you will be the first against the wall, with your opinion which is of no consequence at all.

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Yes sir!
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