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Poster vs. Poster: Let's Settle This Shit.

Lots of Poster vs. Poster stuff going on to see who are the "Filmboards Alphas." It's all over the freaking map so let's consolidate this into the…

FILMBOARDS ALPHA-MALE OLYMPICS

Rules:
1. The contest will be held at a TBD date next summer. This means you have at least 6 months to train

2. You MUST compete in the following events:
– Some sort of running event
– Some sort of lifting event
– Some sort of athletic skill event
– An additional event of choice

You may combine events into one. Example - An Obstacle Course event like Spartan

3. You must submit a video for the judges by the deadline

4. You must do it SHIRTLESS for the ladies.

This will separate the Alphas from the Also Rans.


Good luck!

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👀

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They'll all find a reason to bail

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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😂 probably

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Hard to be an alpha if you back down from a challenge.

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They'd rather type it than live it. Much easier that way.

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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Correct.

I like Hep's idea - a competency test

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I mean, otherwise, y'all will think it's just a few dudes running around looking dumb.

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I reject the alpha-beta dichotomy entirely. That nonsense is for the dugs and desperate women.

There is only competence and incompetence.

I cringe when people refer to me as being 'alpha'

I consider myself to be a renaissance man.

Alba gu bràth

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That's fine. They want to see your competence. Shirtless too.

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I'm happy to do a shirtless picture

Alba gu bràth

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We saw. Floors got wet.

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Chicks are for fags

Alba gu bràth

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I cringe when people refer to me as being 'alpha'
That's because you're a beta cuck! laugh.gif

I consider myself to be a renaissance man.
Jack of all trades, master of none!

My password is password

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Says one of the smol-dick /. users. Nothing screams beta louder than not owning your words and actions

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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This

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When's the last time you shagged your "wife"? laugh.gif

My password is password

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What does one thing have to do with the other?

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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You come off like a sex starved beta incel is what.

My password is password

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Ahhh… projection

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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Me thinking how am I going to get in shape then sees it's for the men. Ahh all is good in the world again.

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Friend, if you want to participate, you may. I can think of a few fellas that look forward to the shirtlessness of it…

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Lmfao would Millard even be able to jump a hurdle?

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Could bear crawl under it

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M'lard! hattip.gif

Bing.. Wobbledy wobble, wo-wo-wobble, wobbin'
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Six months to train? Ok, I'm in.

Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone and the honoured one.

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I knew you would!

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I mean, why not, you know? It's not like there'll be stiff competition and six months is plenty of time for me to get in peak physical condition.

Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone and the honoured one.

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Exactly. And it's six months minimum, so if it's a few months longer, even better.

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I have two versions of Star Wars posters in separate places.
I shall put them in a room together and see which one dominates.

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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Glad to see you sign up!

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I sign up.

“Anyway” - Joe Biden

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Excellent

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This would be great if only it would really happen. People have too short an attention span.

I think maybe there should be a preliminary contest to rope in competitors and build up attention. That should motivate more contestants and also incentivize the more competitive posters to ramp up their preparations and probably start shootout up steroids and EPO like something out of Rocky IV. Drago!! Except it would be “Vlad!” And then Vlad would win.



“Anyway” - Joe Biden

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I was already planning on doing something, so this is just bonus.

Haha, I dig it

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SHIRTLESS for the ladies.

For the ladies… surrrre.


You rn
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Sounds like we can count you in. Excellent!

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Nah, I'm a pussy softboy.

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You have 6-9 months to change that.

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6 months to train
all over the freaking map
6 months to train

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Always nice to see you, Parrot-Man.

My password is password

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Always nice to see you
password is password
Always nice to see you

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by Ash-Boomstick November 19, 2022 12:37 AM
Member since December 22, 2020

Lots of Poster vs. Poster stuff going on to see who are the "Filmboards Alphas." It's all over the freaking map so let's consolidate this into the…

FILMBOARDS ALPHA-MALE OLYMPICS

Rules:
1. The contest will be held at a TBD date next summer. This means you have at least 6 months to train

2. You MUST compete in the following events:
– Some sort of running event
– Some sort of lifting event
– Some sort of athletic skill event
– An additional event of choice

You may combine events into one. Example - An Obstacle Course event like Spartan

3. You must submit a video for the judges by the deadline

4. You must do it SHIRTLESS for the ladies.

This will separate the Alphas from the Also Rans.


Good luck!

Yah, good luck! yes.gif

FILMBOARDS ALPHA-MALE OLYMPICS
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lol

My password is password

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You have your moments, I give you that.

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by Ash-Boomstick November 19, 2022 02:59 AM
Member since December 22, 2020

You have your moments, I give you that.

Thanks, and perhaps you know NOW what a NAFO Fella is. dog.gif

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Nice😆

Filmboards: A place for friends.

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by Jizzno November 19, 2022 03:00 AM
Member since November 20, 2020

Nice 😆

Gute Nacht, Jasno! love3.gif

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Maybe your friend will appreciate how elegantly I just bumped his thread. ☺
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