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Pick a masturbation buddy

You both pleasure yourselves at the same time while thinking about each other.

Whoever finishes first gets username colors.

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I pick you.

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Yes I do.

Now get busy!

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💦😃🛠

(I meant to click three spurts, and I accidentally clicked a spurt, a happy face, and a hammer. But I'll leave it as is.)

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Don't spoil it for me.
I will just think you clicked on the right things as I am al..most… there!

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Yeah, baby!

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Pick a partner for everyone and see if they participate

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You and Dane are now partners for life.

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I'd rather eat mrs patterson's jam sandwiches all evening.



Lmao fuck orson that's gonna be stuck in my mind forever.

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I love that movie and Kathy Burke is always an asset to watch in a movie.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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😅

suck it.

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You and Monicah are partners. Assume the position(s).

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noice!

suck it.

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Crystal and Klam and Penny and bee at once

Cheerio.

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Ya left out azn, pal.

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Azn needs to be spanked.

Cheerio.

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Do you and your partner have to think about each other?

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Yes. No one will know who you think about, but you're on the honor system.

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Ok I will be with Sophie but think about Anthony Rocks.

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Don't tell me who you're thinking about or it won't come true!

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Aw damn I messed up.

Travel influenser, Skyrizi theme song writer and Most Handsome

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Aren't these things done privately? If I need a "buddy", is masturbation even a necessity?

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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It spices things up.

Especially if your partner is Lara.

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Especially if your partner is Lara.

That pretty much kills the mood…

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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Someone out there will be willing to accept the challenge.

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Still not clear on this "buddy business. Aside from one's hand, you need nobuddy.

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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Fucking hell, you sure are a hoot…

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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This thread is a hoot, considering the fact that masturbation is a game of solitaire. No Buddy required.

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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the porn star isn't privy but she's still a buddy

https://www.scribd.com/document/382737647/MortSahlFan-Song-List

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What’s it like being a wet blanket, my dear?

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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Cool…

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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This thread is basically asking who do you want to have sex with, and offering any kind of semi-serious response is going to make the other person feel uncomfortable.

I don't think too many posters are going to be keen on responding to this scenario.

"My life is over. I might as well dance with Johnny Slash!"

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No, this was just a parody of the "Pick a movie buddy" thread. I don't even know what masturbation is.

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It's a shared experience, because you're doing the same thing at the same time. It's a partnership, because you're thinking about each other. It spreads love and joy.

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And for us dudes it spreads our special sauce around.

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You spread it all over your face as a moisturizer?

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Next time I will have to try that.

So..
What are you wearing?

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PJs.

And you?

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Nothing at all.

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Not even a smile?

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Yeah babe.
For you?
Anything!

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Deluded Juice said... Yeah babe.
For you?
Anything!
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Wow, you're spoiling me!

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CrystalBunnyhops said... Wow, you're spoiling me!
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Whatever I can do for my MB!
(Masturbation Buddy)

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Deluded Juice said... Whatever I can do for my MB!
(Masturbation Buddy)
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I just did a search for "Masturbation Buddy" t-shirts, and this was in the results (I'm not clicking the link):

BuddyBate - Masturbation and adult male bonding
https://buddybate.com
BuddyBate is a male masturbation site for gay, bi and straight men, packed with bate fiction, reader experiences and the best action between buddies.

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CrystalBunnyhops said... I just did a search for "Masturbation Buddy" t-shirts, and this was in the results (I'm not clicking the link):

BuddyBate - Masturbation and adult male bonding
https://buddybate.com
BuddyBate is a male masturbation site for gay, bi and straight men, packed with bate fiction, reader experiences and the best action between buddies.
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lol at "bate fiction."

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CrystalBunnyhops said... I just did a search for "Masturbation Buddy" t-shirts, and this was in the results (I'm not clicking the link):

BuddyBate - Masturbation and adult male bonding
https://buddybate.com
BuddyBate is a male masturbation site for gay, bi and straight men, packed with bate fiction, reader experiences and the best action between buddies.
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Deluded Juice said... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QOQEYA9YJo
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Feet cutting steak - someone tag Wildman!
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