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PE

20% or Americans have pin worms. Small half inch long worms that crawl out of your ass hole at night and lay eggs around it.

Cheerio.

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I once heard of a woman vacationing in Mexico.
She got the pinworms from a taco stand, and they somehow wound up in her brain.

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Ass to mouth.

Cheerio.

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They're not supposed to wind up in your brain.
If you Google it, you won't find anything.

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"sick sociopath"? Is there any other kind??



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Do you have pinworms?

Invest in a bidet and get a chlorinated pool or hot tub and soak. Put antibacterial liquid soap (orange Dial is the best) on your finger in the shower, and stick it in. Do this twice. It may burn, that's ok. Rewash, lather the outside. Pinworms dead.

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I hope so for nights where I am alone and lonely :(

Cheerio.

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Yeah, right.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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They say Trump supporters have 80% chance of pinworms. Trump supporters are less likely to shower daily, and less likely to wash their asshole thoroughly. True story!

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And they say 100% of Crooked Hillary supporters are brain dead assholes. True!



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Maybe they should have a baby together.

What would you do if you were married, and your wife came out as a Hillary supporter? Would you divorce her?

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Yes, of course I would! Duh!



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Actually the USA is doing pretty well. Occurrence is as high as 61% in India, 50% in England and 39% in Thailand.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.
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