The Girl Next Door : My favorite line in the entire movie

My favorite line in the entire movie

"Is this a Monet?"





















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Mine would have to be "That's right, bitch" right after he gets all scared, haha.

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Yeah, those lines are hilarious. But my favorite line is when Kelly yanks Matthew out of class and then pops back into the room and says, "Stay in school" and then just walks out. funny stuff

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I'm surprised Kelly intimidated all the jocks =/

penis

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Seriously? A group of high school kids dealing with a full grown man who has Kelly's past? A group of high school kids attempting to act tough with him sitting on his car? That is exactly how it would go down most of the time anything like this takes place. Those jocks are used to dealing with other kids, they had never dealt with a 10 year older version of themselves.

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"That is exactly how it would go down most of the time anything like this takes place. Those jocks are used to dealing with other kids, they had never dealt with a 10 year older version of themselves."

You're right.. That is EXACTLY how it would have gone down. But Kelly isn't even an older version of themselves! Like you said, there's no telling what kind of $H1T Kelly has been through, and tough characters that he's delt with that would make those jocks pi$$ in thier pants!



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My favourite line is...

"I swear to god Matt, if you don't fu*k her, I'll kill myself.."
"Fu*k her for me Matt, for meee!"
Everyone is starting, I must have replayed that scene 30 times that's how hilarious it was...

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Agreed.

And the way he says it, with his voice. Brilliant.

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"You know who's got the killer bud? this *beep* right here."

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So many funny lines in this movie here are just a couple...

"Dude when that Sum young guy get's hear I'm gonna do him, hard!" "Wohooo! Yeah Baby!"
"Yeah, I'm sure he'll like that"

And of course the best, "if the juice is worth the squeeze" - classic!

~What if this is as good as it gets!~

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All Elis lines are best.


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"I want you to see my best"-Eli

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My favorite line in the movie, which I use often and my friends are always like "What's that from?", is when Kelly is talking to the 3 girls at the high school about being hot and doing movies. Matt comes over and Kelly says," You guys know Matty here? I hung out with him last night and the guy's the tits." lol. I now say that everything is the tits!

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Haha, you made me laugh out loud too now! I haven't paid so much attention to that in the movie, but from now on I'm using "it's the tits" too!!!

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Hands down it's "Well, I certainly can't quote JFK now...can I, Brian?". That, combined with the look he gives the dude...made me lawl.


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no doubt that's the best part... Peterson's face ROFL

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Porn Star:

"You're name is Klitz?"



Klitz:
"....With a K..."

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I rewound this part so many times: at the end when Eli is being interviewed by film students and one asks him, why did you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?
Eli: Shut the eff up! Next Question! Faster!
^funniest line in the whole movie.

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"I loved the way you looked at me."

Damn I loved Cuthbert in this movie. Beautiful, intelligent, and most importantly - real.

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Completely agree eatcherheartout I can't control myself when Eli says that. Absolutely hilarious as is the whole film.


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I love when Eli calls Matt while he's spying on Danielle

"Man, what the *beep*!?"

I dont think you understand the importance, Ray! He has a bucket, and they be STEALIN it!!!!!

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Agreed - so funny and so many good lines.

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My fav. quote will def. be this:

Kelly: Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell - *beep*, I'm good! How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.



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Hahah, I haven't seen this movie in some time but I still say, "I haven't seen your black ass in ages!"

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"We're a *beep* tripod"

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Love that line. So few people could have pulled that line off but timothy does it.

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i dont know how to post with doing it as a reply but w/e

i dont know how nobody said this line yet

"See, Hugo posh isnt just tits, he isnt just ass...*laughs*...I'm me hugo posh is those things, but hugo posh is also heart" I love that line lol

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See, Hugo posh isnt just tits, he isnt just ass...*laughs*...I'm me hugo posh is those things, but hugo posh is also heart.

-- That and his face while saying it lol

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"You know who has the killer bud? This fvcker right here!" And then Kelly pulls a totally unsuspecting Klitz up to him. I about died.

Something about the way Klitz said "Baby, I'll do things to you I wouldn't do to a farm animal!" to the porn star at the convention really cracked me up as well.

The prurient herself!

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"Alright people, let's make some *beep* *beep*

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"I could make a better sex-ed film with my mom"

And then the guy in the sex-ed movie: "We're all going to the creek tonight. It's gonna be a gas!!" LMFAO

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I have a Couple of lines, but this two i think are the best

"I swear to god Matt, if you don't fu*k her, I'll kill myself.."
"Fu*k her for me Matt, for meee!"

Film School Student: Why'd you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?
Eli: SHUT THE *beep* UP! Next question.

Theres one more that i love just because i know somebody with this last name


Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?
Klitz: With a K.

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James Cole: I'm here about some monkeys.

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Hey deep baby, you are so right dude! Now that you mention it, I think I remember that line myself. Didn't Matt say that when he went into the motel room with Danielle? It was just a little throw-away line, but I loved it too. He was referring to some crappy print hanging on the wall in the room, wasn't he?

I know this movie had lots of big funny flashy lines, like "F*uck her for me, Matt!" etc. But for my money, a little line like "Is this a Monet?" is definitely worth the squeeze.

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I know it't kind of disturbing but mine was when the two porn stars are talking about virginity and prom night in the sex ed vid.. The one porn star say something to the other porn star like

"Of course I lost my virginity on senior prom night, didn't you?"

And she says all sheepishly

"...Uhhm I was 10."

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^^ Yeah that line! Then the other girl immediately back-tracks away from that hilarious response:

"Okayyyy, moving on...."

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omg this is probably my favorite comedy movie at the time. But my favorite line is definetely at the end, where the director kid ( i cant remember his name X( ) is being interviewed, and a kid says, "Aren't you a little young to be a director?" Then he replies, "SHUT THE *beep* UP! NEXT QUESTION!" ahahahahahahahaahaahahahhaha the timing and line was perfect

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"You'd better cure cancer, kid."

Major Richard Winters: We're not lost, Private... we're in Normandy.

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SAM YOUNG BABY!

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I'm shocked no one has mentioned my favorite line yet.

"Always leave them wanting more."

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God damn Peterson! I haven't seen your black ass in ages!

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M favourite line: "Like to rock?"
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