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List of terrible movie recommendations

I just watched Police Academy and love the joke where some recruits end up at the Blue Oyster Bar falsely assuming that's where the party is. That gave me the idea for this post.

I would like to make the ultimate list of movies that are just absolutely awful, guaranteed to really annoy the hell out of the viewer, something to pass on to some tosser (friend who's a dick, boss, ex partner) as a 'recommendation' for a movie marathon on a rainy weekend. You get the idea.

I'll give my top 10, hopefully other people come with their recommendations and hopefully eventually we will end up with a truly shitty list of movies.

#1 Hudson Hawk
#2 Precious
#3 Coriolanus
#4 Ghostbusters (2016)
#5 Alien Predator (2018)
#6 Psycho Goreman
#7 The Double (2013)
#8 San Andreas Quake (2015)
#9 Black Mirror: Bandersnatch
#10 Queen of Earth

Honourable mentions: anything with daniel "no Bond" craig (all his movies are terrible and I couldn't pick the worst out of them) and any christopher nolan movie (especially tenet).

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I didn't know there was intense hate for Coriolanus. A couple of my personal most hated movies are Noah and Valmont.

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Lake Placid (1999)


The Number 1 Worst Movie that I have ever seen.

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I watched a terrible pr0n movie once that should have been called Lake Flacid.

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Ghostbusters is funny as fuck, get outta here

suck it.

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I'm talking about the all female feminazi remake, with leslie jones. Please don't tell me you though that funny. PLEASE!

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Leslie Jones is female? Learn something new every day!

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Here is another thing to learn about her:
She is black!

Oh wait.
I think that would be obvious even to a blind person.

How Silly Can You Get? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EumJ3wkg78A

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Allegedly!

She is also allegedly funny, so I'd take that with a big grain of salt.

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Piss off catfish

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Any kind of romantic comedy is guaranteed to destroy my testosterone in a couple of minutes. All of them are terrible movies.

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So anything with Owen Wilson then? I agree. But which of his movies is truly the most awful? Happy to not have seen him in anything for looong time I must say.

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God I hate Owen Wilson! Just instinctively for some reason.

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The most annoying thing about owen wilson (apart from his acting, his lack of humour and his character) is that his nose looks like a dick. Once you have seen it you can't unseen it.

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Yep, good old Shlong Shnozz. His voice sucks too.

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Yes it does!



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Terribly amusing? Set up to go at the climax.
Giant mutant weasels, monster men and sharks, Nathan Schiff you legend.

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You could have warned me!!! That was scary as f*ck!

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Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Any Human Centipede movie
Cuties (2020)

We don't talk about Bruno! No, no, no!

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I had not heard of Freddy Got Fingered, turns out it has tom green in it. WHY? WHY!? Why would any director want tom green in his movie!? Oh, unless tom green IS the director. And the writer. This movie sounds like an utter dud. Yet still 4.6 on IMDB.

Couldn't stand him in the Charlie's Angels movie, really ruined it.

Wouldn't mind seeing a movie about his missus at the time "Drew Got Fingered". I'd pay for that.

I actually liked the first Human Centipede movie, it was definitely original and disgusting. I like disgusting. Haven't seen 2nd one yet, downloaded it years ago but is in B&W, I like colours.

Cuties sounds terrible.

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And I agree about Tom Green. I'd rather watch Colin Farrell in Phone Booth than that untalentless asshole.


Or even Road Trip. Yeah the asshole is in it but thankfully it's not the main role. Sean William Scott is hilarious anyways.

We don't talk about Bruno! No, no, no!

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Phone Booth, I remember that. The title should have come with a spoiler alert. I guess the entire budget was spent on Farrell's salary and the phone booth.

The good thing about Road Trip were Amy Smart's tits. They're sooo nice. Good legs to.

Sean William Scott is funny and an awesome dude in real life.

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Star Wars 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, and 9.

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Of those I think #1 with Jar Jar Binks was the worst and is definitely a contender for the final 'top' 10.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_(2010_film)


A truck tire comes to life and is able to make peoples head expload via telekenisis, and that is not even the WIERDEST part of the movie.

I have not seen it myself, have only seen a youtube review of it. Thousands of bucks went into making this film, thousands. But kids are still dying in Africa…..

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It's funny that you brought that up because I watched some of it and was going to suggest it but you beat me to it.

Not only is the premise really, really bad and stupid but the movie or from what I watched is just as boring as fuck.
Wait.
Fucking is fun and not boring.
OK
Watching paint dry is more exciting than this movie.

How Silly Can You Get? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EumJ3wkg78A

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That definitely sounds like an extremely lame movie.

…….


Just watched the trailer. It actually looks like quite a fun movie. More entertaining than eg a daniel "no Bond" craig movie, or tenet.

Don't care bout africa.

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Ok, so I actually watched Rubber. Though it definitely had a few giggles and the chick was hot I was waiting for it to be over with. And that tyre was a real jerk!

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It was definitely weird, but I kinda liked it.



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Gerry
Two guys go hiking and get lost.
Really.
That's it.
That is the whole movie.
No joke.
Watching flies on shit is more exciting.

Road to Perdition
Kill, murder, kill some more, murder, violence kill and murder.
Stupid as shit overrated hunk of a dog shit of a movie.

How Silly Can You Get? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EumJ3wkg78A

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Gerry, I had to look it up. It's a Gus van Sant movie. They always suck. AND it has Casey Affleck, also not a good omen. The current rating of 6.1 on IMDB is suspiciously high, probably from people who mistakenly thought there was like a second, deeper layer in the movie or shit like that. It sounds very dull. Worthy contender.

Oh, and Road to Perdition has tommie hanks in it, his career peaked a decade before Bachelor Party, when he wasn't making movies yet. Overrated actor who can't even take Ricky Gervais' jokes.

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Road to Perdition
Kill, murder, kill some more, murder, violence kill and murder.
Over 50% of movies made are like this. RTP is more of a mood piece though and sublimely photographed.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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That is the thing with RTP.
They make ya think it is anything but a movie that is only about and is centered all around violence.
Tom Hanks is not a good guy.
He is a murderer though they do all they can to not make him seem like one.
You just can't polish a turd.

How Silly Can You Get? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EumJ3wkg78A

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Its been a while since I have seen, but like No Country For Old Men, its a morality tale and how consequences of actions catch up and drags innocent others down as well. This is a universal theme and is by no means terribly rendered.

Hanks perhaps wasn't the best choice of actor, he didn't have the nuance for this kind of role.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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"Hanks perhaps wasn't the best choice of actor, he didn't have the nuance for this kind of role."

I agree with you there.
Murdering is just so not him.

How Silly Can You Get? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EumJ3wkg78A

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What is one man's poison is another man's potion and there are many, but here goes:

Salo, or the 120 Days Of Sodom - '75
The Video Dead - '87
Hot To Trot - '88
Mac & Me - '88
Blood Moon - '90
Last Man Standing - '96
The Relic - '97
The Fog - '05
My Bloody Valentine - '09
Transformers: The Last Knight - '17
Halloween - '18
Don't Look Up - '21
Ghostbusters: Afterlife - '21

Interesting to note that there are 2 rotten Bruce Willis films on our lists.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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From your list, I have seen "Salo" and the remakes of "My Bloody Valentine", "Halloween" and "The Fog" and I agree, they were all terrible.

I took the post to mean what terrible movies do you happen to like.

First one that came to mind for me was "Glen or Glenda". That movie is FASCINATING. It was made in 1953 and it is STILL ahead of its time.

Other movies that are generally thought of as terrible/bad, but that I saw some redeeming qualities in and enjoyed (except for LHOTL)…

"Last House on the Left" (1972)
"Persecution" (1974)
"Horror of Party Beach"
"Roller Boogie" (1979)
"Airport 1975"
"The Concorde: Airport 1979"
"Xanadu"
"Motel Hell" (which I actually think is a GOOD movie. It's got everything!)
"Empire of the Ants"
"Boom" (1968)
"X, Y and Zee" (I cannot understand why the critics thought this was a bad movie. It is very intelligent and thoughtful, with complex characterizations and three very good performances. Also, some of the best movie dialogue I have ever heard. Plus, it's just plain fun.)
"Cruising" (another movie which I don't think is bad at all)

Most 70s disaster movies and most 80s slashers I am quite fond of.

"My life is over. I might as well dance with Johnny Slash!"

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I took the post to mean what terrible movies do you happen to like.
That's the thing, terrible can mean a fun groovy time as well.

I chose movies that I thought were terrible and really didn't enjoy or get anything out of them, not even a good time.

I have seen all these below on your list, and I wouldn't consider them terrible to the extent that I scorned them. Others may hate upon though, so it really seems a pointless exercise:


"Last House on the Left" (1972)
"Roller Boogie" (1979)
"Airport 1975"
"The Concorde: Airport 1979"
"Xanadu"
"Motel Hell" (which I actually think is a GOOD movie. It's got everything!)
"Empire of the Ants"
"X, Y and Zee"

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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But if we're talking about a movie that is terrible in every way, including BORING, then for me, this one's it. It's not even 70 minutes long and it feels like 5 hours.



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I remember The Relic, that wasn't too bad! Don't know many of the other movies, probably a good thing.

I see The Last Knight on there which reminds me of The Dark Knight, a nolan movie which is also absolutely awful. ALL batman movies are. All superhero movies are. Ok, except to Spiderman with Kirsten Dunst, because she's got hot legs.

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I walked out of The Relic and my friends were just as content to do the same.

Not a big superhero fan and I really don’t like Nolan as a director. I watched 20 mins of The Dark Knight and shut it off. Fell asleep for most of Batman Begins.

I do like Burton’s Batman Returns.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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No idea who that is or where it is from. But I guess 'Muricans find it funny?

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he’s a turtle

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Terrible is in the eye of the beholder.

To me? ED Wood made some of the very best movies.

On the flip side???

Oliver Stone SUCKS!

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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That ghost of mars by john carpenter, that roddy piper film Hell Comes to Frogtown and any fim by hulk hogan excluding rocky 3 and gremlins 2.

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There ya go!

All in the eye of the beholder!

Are You Serious???

Personally, I think that Village Of The Giants was The BEST!!



You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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"Terrible is in the eye of the beholder."

Only to an extend. I think we can all agree that movies with leslie jones and daniel "no Bond" craig always suck. As do movies by wes anderson and movies with justin long. There are no exceptions.

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Just about any movie written and or directed by Kevin Smith.

Dunno why everyone loves Clerks when it is just boring shit.
Boring, boring, boring.
With a capitol B.
Boooooorrrrrrrrrrrring!!!!

Zack and Miri Make a Porno.
Seth Rogan.
Nuff said and the less said about that no talent stoner watermelon head the better.

Tusk
A man turns into a walrus.
Yeah, you read that right.
And who is that man?
Justin Long!
So there ya go.

Other dishonorable mentions where if you see their names staring at a table surface watching for dust to settle is way the fuck more exciting.
Seth Rogan
Whose dicks is he sucking to keep on working in movies?
Adam Sandler
His ass must be sore from letting himself get fucked to keep on making real bad movies.

How Silly Can You Get? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EumJ3wkg78A

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I agree but make an exception for Clerks II. That is a masterpiece. The way Kevin Smith mocks the entire effing lord of the rings movies (they SUCK!) is nothing but brilliant.

seth rogan sucks monkey bollocks.

What I liked about Tusk is that justin "douche" long suffered in it. Same reason I liked Jeepers Creepers, justin "douche" long dead without his eyes. Priceless. Hate that dude.

Oh, and Kevin Smith's story of his filming of music videos for prince is funny too, though not a movie.
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