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Let’s create a Filmboards Bond movie

Vlad has given us the name.

Abercrombie.

Now let’s decide the characters.

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This response is redundant, but my Oscar-worthy method acting skills make me a perfect fit to serve as a laser beam mounted onto the shark's head.

The younger chicks can play the sexy, leggy Bond Babes. I'm going to steal the show as a prop!

🦸‍♀️ Up, up, and away! 🦸‍♀️

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You literally want to be a laser beam?

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That’s actually kind of cool though lol just be beam of light ✨

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👆 Gets it.

Monicah, you'll be the exotic seductress that foils Bond.

🦸‍♀️ Up, up, and away! 🦸‍♀️

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Loves it 🖤

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Why so surprised? Getting to ride on the head of a great white would be far more thrilling than learning lines or sitting in a makeup chair.

Just ensure my wetsuit is green screen friendly. I'd hate to look silly!

🦸‍♀️ Up, up, and away! 🦸‍♀️

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The entire point of the movie will be Vlad trying to turn you off while turning all the bond babies on!

I’m starting the script on Skype tonight.

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Brilliant twist! A born screenwriter.

This will be a big hit.

🦸‍♀️ Up, up, and away! 🦸‍♀️

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I’m just gonna steal everything from this scene for the Vlond Monicah sex scene


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My home internet sucks, so I can't watch the video, but judging by the still image I'm going to assume you are envisioning your Bond as having his penis hacked off.

Might I suggest a flashback scene with Laser-Head Shark Bro to explain the backstory? I'll leave it in your imaginative, capable hands though!

🦸‍♀️ Up, up, and away! 🦸‍♀️

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I’m over here watching stories about werewolves in Kentucky and demon cowboys in Texas. I can’t write this shit. I’m just too high.

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Well, you can't blame a professional for trying to get more screentime.

Get your hash on, boo!

🦸‍♀️ Up, up, and away! 🦸‍♀️

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Ok I’m focused now after those nudes. I’m gonna do this shit.

Cmere Vlond. I’m about to make you legendary.

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I see my casting couch tricks were a success!

Wait until you see what I can do next. I'll get lead biling for sure.

🦸‍♀️ Up, up, and away! 🦸‍♀️

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Put the purple one between the cushions this time!

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Rocket and FFS - minor villains

Afroman - big bad

Soul Venom - henchman #1

Thirsty - Q

Sophie - german spy who infiltrates MI6 but falls in love with Bond and then takes her own life out of guilt/grief - think Vesper Lynd

Moanicah - sex toy #1

CrystalRaindrops - Moneypenny

Orson - M

Lilith - female M

Bee - sex toy # 2

VaramyrSixskins - henchman #2 who gets shot and falls off a very high building and does a wilhelm scream

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Who the fuck is James Bond tho

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Vlond, James Vlond


and he’ll take his adderall shaken, not stirred

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salient post. i love how u gave me the most complex and hottest character. my heart is filled with joie de vivre.

shh bby is ok

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I love it!

"Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly." Morticia Addams

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Who’s sex toy 1? As that even a character ?
😂 Never really seen the movies except for Daniel Craig ones

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sex toy #1 is typically an attractive female who is in cahoots with the enemy and Bond will seduce her easily to gain information, and then nut and leave

she is usually found dead shortly after or never mentioned again

it’s a killer role doll, should jumpstart your adult film career

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What's my role as sex toy number 2?!

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similar to the role of Sex Toy #1 but instead of getting killed off you become a recurring fling for Bond to shed his armor and recooperate between missions

you’ll find him sitting in a chair in the dark when u arrive home and you’ll say something like “i should’ve known you’d come here eventually” and then you’d make a drink and he would come up behind you and kiss your neck and say “shutup and suck my face”

and then you’ll share a night of passionate boning before waking up to find him already gone

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Yes!

And that's just amazing work

and he would come up behind you and kiss your neck and say “shutup and suck my face"


you need to write the next movie!

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Wanna trade roles? 😂

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I think that we should do a plot twist, instead of you dying I'll save you, we fall in love and forget all about whatshisface!

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The name’s Vlond. James Vlond.

I'm cumming.

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I'm stealing your sex toy number 2, Flond!

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No need, agent B. James Vlond will gladly share his toys. Just don’t tell Q.

I'm cumming.

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Aww i got promoted to agent!

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Q approves of this message and will develop brand new high tech colorful dildos for future endeavors.

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and Vlad will be our sex toy on the side ;)

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Lol yes! That's the perfect solution here

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I would just give him fake information

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What are all the cool things the Moneypenny character does? I don't remember much from whichever Bond movies I watched in the past.

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she’s very quippy and flirtatious with Bond and always delivers the quick wit and sexual innuendos while simultaneously shutting down all his advances

she’s also M’s personal secretary

so i’m assuming lots of coffee runs 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Cool, I'll do all that except for the secretarial and coffee parts.

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black …..

2 sugars

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*hands you a K-Cup and points to the Keurig*

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uhhh we’re a Tassimo family here 😒

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Thirsty ….Q ,plus Lbtg

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LBTQG

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My idea with Abercrombie was to have itty be bond and I would be the villain in this sort of bizarro bond film. This works nicely because itty can go on to face Afroman in the successor film, Blackface. The Afroman will of course be part of a larger criminal group known as CONWAY in the film hungry forever.

But thinking bout it and Bentley should be bond. Since he’s British and women love him.

Discussion Royals will be set in Miami, Florida. The mysterious Nimda has hacked all cell phones in the world and is threatening to release the global stockpile of nudes. M, played by RobGoblin, has assigned bond a mission: hunt down and kill Donna. Then, hunt down and stop Nimda before he releases the nudes and starts world war 3.

The film will be critically acclaimed and receive an 8/10 on IMDb. I will win an Oscar but then will be accused of sexual impropriety due to #MeToo. I’ll go to prison and take over the Aryan Brotherhood. I’ll then have itty terminated.

I'm cumming.

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Lmao

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Blackface

Hungry Forever

Discussion Royale



the trilogy a lifetime in the making

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Catfish — someone is tricking the world’s most powerful men into jerking off on cam and then forcing them to pay exorbitant ransoms. Bond must hunt down the man known only as Simon and face off against the mysterious Mr. Wiz in Ian Fleming’s Catfish.

I'm cumming.
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