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Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Why didn't I see this before?

His cycle of abuse and apology has created a relational meat grinder that has ground up and spit out virtually every single and married female user.

Aobai
Chapped Lips
Darcyy
Crystal
Rouge
Klam
Bee
Panther

And the list undoubtedly goes on. He's worse than the Zodiac killer.

Why might he do this?

Well, I did some thinking and reached out to the brain trust over at Reginald HQ. It seems Mr. Mechanic has extensive and close ties to the homosexual underground in the states. Ever notice how many gays are on Filmboards? So did I. It's ridiculous how gay this board is.

So what's my point, you ask. It's elementary, my negroe. Mechanic is an agent employed by the homosexual kingpin Wayne. You see, big gay Wayne has a dream: to cleanse all IMDb sites of women so they can be turned into virtual sausage fests. Penises, nut sacks n ass holes as far as the eye can see.

How does Wayne intend to do this? Enter Kirk, who jerks boards up into a frenzy with his shenanigans. Wayne uses Kirk as a board destroyer. This happened on the infamous Bush board, as well as TDKR where Kirk operated under the alias "Big Harry Salsamix."

I fear this board's days are numbered, gents. I'd address the ladies but they're all gone.

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Also pop actor is a gay agent working under Wayne

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Greetings.

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Well met, friend.

Impeccable aim.

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

In Nettie we trust

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Is she the last of them?

The last of the Mohicans.

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

She will defeat this Kirk and send him back to hell where he belongs

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

I'm not so optimistic.

Where my white women at? Alas, all gone back to Jezebel save for the Double Cross, who is probably Gee Whiz.

When Nettie ceases to exist, and all women are gone, then I, too, will be forced to abdicate my account and allow whomever is cunning enough to seize it full control of the illustrious Ulbricht identity. Tis a sad day for the Blacks

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

There is hope in the name of Miss JaneMarie. But we mustn't let Kirk know how beautiful she is, or he will unsheeth his 9inch lady-slayer and dispatch her with haste. She must be protected.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

*scoffs*

JaneMarie finds asterisks to be appealing. She is no woman.

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

She is close enough. We must take what we can get.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Agreed

Quick, PE, create more socks.

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Who are you a liar for bro ,I never chased away any of the above except for maybe Aoabai the time before ,I’ve seen how you have been sexually suggestive,aggressive with a few of them ,do what me to start screen capturing things as well ?

Yuk yuk yuk

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Silence.

Yes, screen capture everything and deliver me a dossier containing all salient points for analysis.

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Take you libel ,slander somewhere else shithead.

Yuk yuk yuk

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

I'll take it to the Times, the WSJ, and to Meet the fucking Press, you sack of wine

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

We couldn't take Kirk's abuse any longer. He is an evil, evil man.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

I am so sorry you had to experience his misogyny and abuse, sweetheart.

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Retard Vlad goes to block .

Yuk yuk yuk

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Take that block and smash it into your tiny cock.

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Putin is a troll I believe…if you block him he will attack you with 50 socks

Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

No doubt .

Yuk yuk yuk

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I don't need socks.

Kirk your sins are many and you haven't enough apologies to bring those poor girls back to this most salient plane of existence.

I did leave one name off my list, though…

It wasn't you who drove gwync away. But when we're using iTTY as a barometer for moral justice, I suppose it's already a foregone conclusion to say that you understand you're a sick guy.

But there is a way out. Look at that list. Look at every name on that list. For each on of those names, I want you to smack your testicles with a shoe 17 times. This will ensure that your reign of terror ends with you.

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

What scares me most is GOT’s new season is fast approaching and poor, innocent annabanana will be releasing her new videos. How will she deal with the deviants of filmboards?

Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

If she dies, she dies.

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Given the size of her, her demise was inevitable.

Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

As with all Obesian scum, one must merely allow them access to the rope and they will hang. Metaphorically speaking, of course, as most of The Obese are simply too heavy to actually be hanged for their evil crimes against mankind.

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Therapy 3-4 times a week doesn't really help, I'm always looking over my shoulder and I see him everytime I close my eyes.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

I recommend a clean diet with regular cardio and strength training. Would you like some professional counselling to take you through this experience?

Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Amusing as your post is, the subject is actually quite serious. Mechanic has some major issues and I think it won't be long before he freaks out in polite society and finds himself on the wrong end of a custodial sentence.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

I agree

I think he's a well intentioned guy when sober, usually. He has control issues while sober that become terrifying when he's on the sauce late at night.

He needs help but I am not the one to provide it. Nor will I coddle him.

Then again, he may just be a sock.

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

He's real. All the buttons respond correctly when you push them. I've undertaken extensive testing.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

That's sad.

Kirk I believe in turnarounds. It's never too late for you to seek help. Please do

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

My initial thoughts are that he was separated from the matriarch before he was ready and he's missed many of the essential lessons regarding females that the rest of us take for granted.

Perhaps he was abandoned? Or maybe his mother died when he was young.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

You should be his mother. You owe him.

Or so he'd like you to think. I've noticed he has this expectation that women and, indeed, men as well, repay his words of kindness with a sort of social servitude. Don't badmouth him, always reply to PMs immediately, do not disagree with him, do not agree with others especially men.

He views every interaction as transactional. He lauded me with compliments and then, I suspect because of my mangesque ladies man schtick, would turn on me. Then he'd apologize and call me a good guy. I felt like this made him think of me like he does "his bitches." And so I made him the bitch

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

He's seeking validation. When he pays you a compliment what he's really doing is asking you to positively appraise him.

Again, he was separated too soon. He didn't get enough of the "good boy, you've eaten all of your dinner' or "Oh my, aren't you getting tall" remarks from his mother to realise how vapid they are and stop craving them.

He's malformed. Huge chunks of his development just didn't happen.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Surely Nimda's Brother can construct a Kirk Kompliment bot.

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Fuck wasting time on that. Get the fucker to make an Austin Powers style fembot.

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In the queue

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Kirk was Big Harry Salsamix?!?! 😱

I live. I die. I live again.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Don't be retarded, retard.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

I don’t know how not to be retarded. 😔

I live. I die. I live again.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

I'm sorry, you're right, and I'm being insensitive. Just keep doing what you're doing, buddy, I'll look the other way.

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Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

There are other anti-women posters,

-Pop Actor
-Fugazi

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

I would not be surprise if this board end up with just males, trolls, and basically psychos. Even the normal males will eventually leave, I bet you. So, the board will be left will just trolls and psychos. But, really aren’t trolls just psychos?

Also, I haven’t left completely. At least not yet. I have taken longer breaks in between. And it seems like every time I leave, I take a longer break. So,

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

That's good, Aobai. I want you to be happy. You should leave before mechanic Kirk gets inside your head and takes a wrench to it.


I am preparing to leave. This is becoming a gay sex forum and I'm not into that. All because of Kirk's mental illness.

Cheerio.

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

People who bully Kurk don't get any candy!

Re: Kirk is systematically eliminating the female population on Filmboards

Not bullying. Divine justice.

Cheerio.

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