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Jizzy do you have big, roapy strands of jizz

dangling from your dickie bird?

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I used to when I was younger but that’s only because of the lotion I was using to whack with.

Did you have a similar experience?

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Not really

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Anyways, so you’re an aroma connoisseur of sorts eh?
Not bad.
A couple of years ago I posted something similar like describing other posters farts. Play on playa. 🤣

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I would have loved to have read it

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I’ll try to find it but it should be updated for today.
One of the girls farts here smells like licorice. That’s my fave.

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You still owe me a gross story about jizz and lotion

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Whether it’s gross or not is subjective. It may turn you on.

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What’s up Jizzy Jay?

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Kirk. I’m kind of concerned about this place. As you know, since I have a life, I’m not able to be here all the time. Can you give me the cliff notes on the Orson/Cornelly feud?

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Confusion and misunderstanding I think

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I wasn’t here but by using my psychic powers, I’ve gathered that Cornell rejected Orsons invite to go see Wrestlemania so he went on a rage or something?

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I really don’t know what happened brother

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*edited
Wrestlemania lol
Time to lighten the mood.

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They could have wrestled to solve their disagreement

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When are you posting it?

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When would you like it?

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Re: Jizzy do you have big, roapy strands of jizz

As soon as those friendly fingers can type it please and thankyou

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I might add a photo. 😌

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I'm dying for it jizzy, please tell….

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Please don’t die. You might be the only one who appreciates the story. I wouldn’t want to lose it’s only fan.

And Vaseline was the brand of lotion.

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Is that it, or is there more to come?

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Do you want it in writing or a voca?

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Jizzy said... Do you want it in writing or a voca?
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Oh wow

My password is password

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Jizzy said... Do you want it in writing or a voca?
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Writing please

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Aromatic Anus said... Writing please
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Jizzy said...
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Ok, vocaroo

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Aromatic Anus said... Ok, vocaroo
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OK in writing it is.

You ever find those old unused bottles of lotion under your bed?
Well, I had one that was probably there for three years or so. after that time the lotion in the bottle gets coagulated and
lumpy.

I was drunk one morning and needed some lubrication so I found the bottle and fapped with it. I shot the biggest load ever then fell back asleep.

A few hours later, I woke up to take a piss and had a 3 foot strand of what felt like rubber hanging from my dick. I guess a combination of expired lotion and stickiness of jizz created it. I tried to pull it off, couldn’t, but was too out of it to care

Though I was aware of my new appendage, I had to piss badly. I aimed carefully but sprayed in every single direction, but the toilet.

The end haha. Sorry if it’s not the gross story you wanted. Some here may even be turned on by it.

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Jizzy said... OK in writing it is.

You ever find those old unused bottles of lotion under your bed?
Well, I had one that was probably there for three years or so. after that time the lotion in the bottle gets coagulated and
lumpy.

I was drunk one morning and needed some lubrication so I found the bottle and fapped with it. I shot the biggest load ever then fell back asleep.

A few hours later, I woke up to take a piss and had a 3 foot strand of what felt like rubber hanging from my dick. I guess a combination of expired lotion and stickiness of jizz created it. I tried to pull it off, couldn’t, but was too out of it to care

Though I was aware of my new appendage, I had to piss badly. I aimed carefully but sprayed in every single direction, but the toilet.

The end haha. Sorry if it’s not the gross story you wanted. Some here may even be turned on by it.
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Bravo!!!

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Aromatic Anus said... Bravo!!!

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I forgot to mention my old Mexican maid was in my bedroom, cleaning it while I was fapping. She just looked at me and smiled. Then she farted. Strangest orgasm ever.

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Jizzy said... I forgot to mention my old Mexican maid was in my bedroom, cleaning it while I was fapping. She just looked at me and smiled. Then she farted. Strangest orgasm ever.
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Is this true???

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Aromatic Anus said... Is this true???
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Those years were a blur. Johnny Walker Black is nothing to play with.

How about your adventures…Care to share?

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Jizzy said... Those years were a blur. Johnny Walker Black is nothing to play with.

How about your adventures…Care to share?
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You have lived sir!!!

My stories are bland by comparison. I once was so horny in college because I was surrounded by cute women that I rubbed one out in the campus library under a desk and disposed of the jizz into notebook paper before putting it in a trash can.

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Aromatic Anus said... You have lived sir!!!

My stories are bland by comparison. I once was so horny in college because I was surrounded by cute women that I rubbed one out in the campus library under a desk and disposed of the jizz into notebook paper before putting it in a trash can.
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Smooth. Did you make eye contact with the other girl classmates while you did it…making small talk? This could a great vid idea.

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Jizzy said...
Smooth. Did you make eye contact with the other girl classmates while you did it…making small talk? This could a great vid idea.
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No, that would have gotten me kicked out!

But being horny and surrounded by pretty, perfumed ladies in tight outfits is hell on earth!!!

If I could go back in time I would tell young me just to hire a prostitute.

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What brand of whack lotion did you use?

Gross!

Gross! Diggy, you've descended to a new low.

🤢🤮

😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Gross!

Thank-you. I was just about to post the same thing! No reason for this other than to shock and gross us out, except for Jizzy of course.

My password is password

Gross!



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Gross!

Who the **** is diggy?

Gross!

You are, Diggy! You're not fooling anyone.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.
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