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Jehovah’s Witnesses are so annoying.

👀 Jehovah’s Witnesses are so annoying.

I used to live in a complex managed by a JW. We had plenty of visitors knocking on our door during her reign. I had a JW neighbor at that time who later had two sons in prison for a hate crime, murder of a Mexican. That was in the 90s and they're still in jail.

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💩 Jehovah’s Witnesses are so annoying.

California or Arizona?

My password is password.

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All along the clocktower…

Do they still put their foot in the door to block people from closing it? I can't imagine that is still done these days.

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lol I never heard of them doing that

My password is password

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I got three right shoes that way.
Now I just gotta hope that they start using their left foot.

Is it creative to have an uncreative signature such as this one?

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My password is password

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Lol

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Told this story here before but what the hell.

Was in my backyard when my kids were toddlers, playing with them, and the gate was closed. Two Jehovah women came into the backyard, by opening the back gate, and started to proselytize us. I got upset and asked them to leave, to never come round the side of my house into my backyard. One of them said 'would X (the first name of my wife) like you talking to us with that tone of voice?' I got really upset and yelled at them to get the fuck off my property right now.

Since my wife wanted nothing to do with them I knew that they had a little database going of every homeowner and resident in the neighborhood. Creepy as fuck.

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Those people are lucky to not get shot or attacked by a dog if their poking around around people’s yards.

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GSD?

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Global Distribution System? That’s what google told me GDS is.

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GSD not GDS.

German Shepherd Dog, perhaps?

My password is password

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Okay fine! I admit it. I can’t read! I HATE WORDS AND I HATE ALL OF YOU!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Thanks for your reply.
Bye

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Gee whiz dude.
Took ya long enough to finally get that off your chest!

Is it creative to have an uncreative signature such as this one?

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Thankfully my support monkey takes dictation and posts for me. OOOOOOH-AAAAAAH-AHHHHHH-AHHHHH

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Looks like your monkey has gone ape!

Is it creative to have an uncreative signature such as this one?

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German Shepherd Dog. GSD
Deutscher Schäferhund
Keeps your Yard clean…sometimes too clean.

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Lol except for the poop.

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Whose poop?
Yours or the GSD's?
Liked your statement about human atrocities.
Well, whatsoever.

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Lol I stopped pooping in the yard over two years ago!

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Congrats.
"Lol…lol….lol"

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FY

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Never, ever dare to do that again, mf!
You never replied.
Liked and 'clapped' your last statement about native americans (was really good).
And now you come up with "poop".
Don't worry, anyhow short before leaving.
You can bump up more stone-old threads and make more intelligent statements.

Get yourself a Burger-Foot.
Bye

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I am so lost lol

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Looks like she got triggered by poop.

My password is password

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Who is it even? I’m having a hard time understanding what they are trying to say.

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Claims to be new and from Germany.

My password is password

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"they"
Pluralis Majestatis?

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In the good old US, we’re supposed to use “they” as a singular pronoun now because we might offend someone who doesn’t identify as a “he” or “she”. So if we don’t know the gender of someone, by default, we must use “they”. Lol

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Oh then You in "the good old US" got much earlier the gender speaking.
Then YOU (plural) should more whisper into the Darkness.

For others (not for You):
Referred to Lovecraft.

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Always nice to meet another person familiar with Lovecraft. Such an excellent writer!

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Yep, and would've lived longer avoiding Snow.

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I got and put up a no sales sign for the front which includes no religion on it.
We have not had any disturbances since then even before the pandemic.
You could get one of those or make your own and put it up and take it with you if you ever move.

Is it creative to have an uncreative signature such as this one?

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I've heard stories about Grandpa running them off. I think I seen it once but I was 4 or 5.

Bing.. Wobbledy wobble, wo-wo-wobble, wobbin'
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Before they get into their spiel, tell them you're a Satanist and watch them back off fast.

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"Hi I'm gay and I want to suck your dick."

Or in your case since you are female offer to go muff diving if it is a woman.

Is it creative to have an uncreative signature such as this one?

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That would work, but we'd get a shock if they agreed with enthusiasm.

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"Take me! I'm yours! I cannot stand this oppression any longer!"

LOL

Is it creative to have an uncreative signature such as this one?

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Yes, or answer the door in the nude, same method I use for Tories come election time.

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Wait, till the Mullahs are coming.
They're also polite and only want to convince you.


In a worst case scenario…where would you stand, Millard?

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Sorry, I wasn't sure what you meant.

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Ok, will try to explain it better.
As already said, I don't believe in any religion anymore.
But realized how islamic people try to missionize.
We don't have so much children.
That's free choice, not a lack of fertility.
They're outbirthing us.
Sounds paranoid, but it's a simple fact.
It will come to a fight, clear to see at the horizon.
The Christians are still majority but it slowly changes.
So, now again:
In a worst case scenario, where would you stand, Millard?


Following a nice song by Chris de Burgh (great voice!)…very biased, cause the Saracens for sure didn't celebrate orgies in Jerusalem and Saladin wasn't an idiot.
Like the song although, best message:
Unite!


Chris de Burgh - Crusader (1979)

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Hmmm, some kind of Holy war between Islam and Christianity/East and West. The Crusades 2.0? I don't see it happening, but if it did…well, like you i'm not religious, i'd stand with the peacemakers.

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by Millard Rausch March 17, 2022 12:57 PM
Member since November 12, 2021

Hmmm, some kind of Holy war between Islam and Christianity/East and West. The Crusades 2.0? I don't see it happening, but if it did…well, like you i'm not religious, i'd stand with the peacemakers.
Are you a politician?
Saying a lot but not really saying anything. ☻
Who's the "peacemaker" in your sight?
Guess you'll wait to see who'll win, to choose one.
Ok, that was just evil of mine.

And it's not about "Holy", though both sides like to claim it.
It's territorial.
However, need to continue here.
Cheerio!

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A peacemaker would be someone willing to use dialogue. I suppose there are those in Europe who are worried about immigration from the Middle East. I don't really know much about German politics.

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My password is password.

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Oh, this mf again…who sent me a PM:
"Weirdo…don't like you".
That's ok, but the strange attacks to my PC weren't ok.
Maybe randomly just some evil Russians or Chinese attacked me. ☻

FY
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