Religion, Faith, and Spirituality : Is Neo-Christianity dying?

Is Neo-Christianity dying?

I don't hear about it anymore. I'm starting to lose faith.

Re: Is Neo-Christianity dying?

It's Neo. It's new, and it's the One. Have faith.

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Nah. It's dead. I used to hear about it everyday, now not a word. Just another failed religion amongst the many it seems.

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Confirmed dead. Sad.

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I up and converted!

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But I think it's been replaced by Neo-Judaism.

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Neo-Judaism is hard

i am stuck on the first chapter of the genesis



1:1 In the beginning God created the Universe, and after billions of years, within it the planet earth; and darkness was upon the face of the deep (The Universe as it is full of darkness)


1:2 And the earth was without life, and void.

1:3 And God said, Let there be water on earth: and there was water. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And water merged into rivers, and seas, and the oceans!

1:4 And God saw the water, that it was good: and God formed the seas from the water that He created; satiated He the scorched earth

1:5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

1:6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

1:7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

1:8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.




help me write this

Re: Is Neo-Christianity dying?

Well, you're doing the very basics. What can you do to improve on "let there be light?" You need to get to something more "Jewish" like kosher rules and circumcision. That could be fun.

Or Garden of Eden. Rewrite that with a giant penis instead of a snake and the demon Lilith.

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I am sure someone will exploit the data from that religion to use it later on make it as big as scientology or the vatican.

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Project is over.

Jesus bless you

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RIP Neo-Jesus. How many words were written?
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