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I'm probably the straightest faggot I know

Like when I'm attracted to men, I'm not like he's so manly. I'm like, his ass looks like a woman's. That's hot. He has a girly face and voice. That's hot.

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That's because you're not gay at all. You're just very confused.

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Nah, I'm 100% sure of being attracted to women and some guys. Where's the confusion?

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You think that, but your behavior here doesn't support that claim. I have never seen you express any attraction for men here. You seem extremely interested in women however.

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Because the men here suck. What inspired this thread was the talk of Evan Peters' ass. Also, I am more into women. I'd have liked not to be bi back in middle school. I'd be homophobic, but secretly have this shameful side interest. I felt gross for kind of enjoying getting glimpses of this guy's dick dressing out for PE.

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@Robgoblin

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Oh yeah, I've complimented him, but he's straight, and I never know how straight guys will react when I say nice things about them. There is also at least one female here i refrain from complimenting because I get the feeling they don't like compliments about looks.

Btw If I'm ever mistaken and a woman didn't want the attention, she's welcome to tell me and I wouldn't do it… but they seem to be flattered or don't care, and I enjoy simping for the sake of simping lol.

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Rob's the epitome of chill. I'm fairly certain he'd take a compliment as a compliment and leave it at that.

At least you admit to what you're doing. Kudos to that.

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Those are actually the most scared I am to compliment. I pretend to hit on homophobes to make thenlm uncomfortable, but I don't wanna make cool straights uncomfortable.

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I hit on homophobes to make them uncomfortable

HAHAHAHA!!! Good tactic.

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Good evening, how can I be of service in this fine thread

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Hello sir. I like to think that we got things sorted. I just needed to remind young fugazi that all forms of flattery directed to you are indeed welcomed.

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Carry on

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I like Doggystyle gay porn

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I'm not into doggystyle anything. I only do it cos the small amount of women I've fucked or talked about sex with like it. Probably like them with cowgirl. Most women aren't into it. Their legs get tired.

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I ❤ strap-on femdom porn



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You're only a bender because you can't pull a bird. Though your panties do make you pretty bent.

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I've pulled more birds than uh… what's the guy word for bird lol?

I pulled your mom. Gonna be calling me daddy one day.

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You didn't pull his mom. You didn't pull anyone's mom. You didn't pull anyone's daughter. You didn't pull anyone's son. .



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LOL

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Wrong. One is even proven. Some soapboxers remember my most recent ex when she used to post on imdb and when she was doxxed. TWD trolls used to make fun of her too to make fun of me. Not sure how I could prove the others. I might have old FB convos that have me and a girl talking about meeting up to fuck.

Honestly, I shouldn't bother, but I'm addicted to arguing and proving myself right lol. It's so satisfying.

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You get less action than the Aussie retard who bangs a sex doll.

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I never said I got a lot of action lol… at least in a serious way. I don't have to sleep with a bunch of women to be as well learned as I am about women. The fact that I maintained one relationship for almost a decade is better than sleeping with a bunch of women.

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One sided relationship lol

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How was it one sided?

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Yo momma don't count boy

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Just cos she had mommy milkers doesn't make her my mommy lol.

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You need to stop this Mohawk nonsense. You look like a fat bastard doing chemo

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Chemo patients don't have mohawks lol.

I do plan on buzzing it off soon and growing it out to do a slicked back undercut. Maybe one day do the hawk again, but it's gettin annoying to spike up.

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He's right that you need to ditch the mohawk though. You can do better.

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It's a controversial style. Knew that going in. People tend to love it or find it ridiculous. I'm gonna miss the compliments. As a teen, people used to laugh at me with the wild hair, but people love it nowadays for some reason.

But I change my style, hair and clothes, all the time.

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Chemo patients lose their hair bit by bit and look like you towards the end.

Aside from the fat, bloated, mongo face lol

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Weird that a guy who likes punk insults mohawks, but not as weird as you being a Tory.

My face isn't that bad lol. Plus, dudes with butthole lips should probably not throw stones from their glass houses. I know I look like Kiefer Sutherland fucked Seth Rogan and John C Reilly jerked off in the corner with Michael Cudlitz, but you're pretty flawed yourself.

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Fella, my Tinder's on fire. Don't worry about me, pumpkin.

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She was adorable 😔

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Just out of bicuriosity, how many faggots do you know?

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But when you see that girly man's 8 inch, throbbing and super girthy penis, is that just as hot to you?

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I generally like average sized penises like my own.

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You'd think you'd be more into micropenises because then it's closer to resembling a clit. Liking anything bigger than that disqualifies you from being "straightest faggot".

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Small ones are okay. I don't like them too big. Slightly bigger than average, I'd consider.

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Don't worry, buddy, I'm not trying to sell anything to you.

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how much for your blow up gf

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Lol

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She's not inflatable.
$80 an hour if you return her clean and in good condition.

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It was already second hand and used tho so shouldn't you knock it down a bit?

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Lol

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You sound both poor and desperate to spend time with my sex doll. I'm sorry that you're lonely.

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Is she treating you well? And which silversun pickups bangers do you serenade her with?

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Very well, thanks for asking.

Silversun Pickups still sucks, as does Sunny Day Real Estate.

She's more of a Foo Fighters and Red Hot Chili Peppers basic bitch, but doesn't mind Shellac or some jazz.
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