Travel and Recreation : I'm holding a contest to award a free elite vacation here at the resort

I'm holding a contest to award a free elite vacation here at the resort

on Monkey Island I want you to all enter my raffle it's only $100 a ticket no limit how many tickets you can buy and I take paypal to me nans account! Monkey Island is what we locals call it because the true name is so hard to say in your primitive language so no use looking it up on the maps you won't find it this is the best kept secret in the Caribbean so please no questions about it's location we don't want it overrun by developers and scientists who want to discover the Secret of the Marmaids and steal all they gold!

The winner will enjoy 7 days and 7 nights with a companion of his choosing here at me nans beautiful tropical resort and have full access to our luxurious beach and Mermaid Cove where the mermaidens dance naked by the pale moons light and taunt me with their threats! You will also enjoy the sandcrab races and big Monkey Throwdown which happens each fortnight and don't worry your safety is personally guaranteed by me since I was elected Sheriff of the whole island last week and can now take you on private tours of the local strip clubs now that the old sheriff isn't around to harass us so much you will be treated like royalty and if you have a hot blonde companion I will offer you free unlimited drinks so you can easily pass out at the beach and enjoy the fine sunrays while I take her shopping at our many excellent boutiques and taco stands!

This is a dream deal for the lucky winner so let me know how many tickets you want hurry before they are all gone they are limited to the number I can sell!

Keep on smiling!

Re: I'm holding a contest to award a free elite vacation here at the resort

How many takers do you usually get?

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
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