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I went to my Daughter's friend's mother's house one time

We were just chatting, having a cuppa, and just talked about her dogs. She was a bit of an oddball, but whatever. Didn't think much of it. Then out of nowhere she was like ".. oh, and my tarantula over there next to you.." I laughed cuz I thought she was joking. It wasn't until I turned around and saw this thing that I almost backflipped off the sofa spilling my tea all over me. I didn't even see the it and thought it was a bearded dragon! I went to go make another drink just to get away from it, but the kettle thing she had wasn't even a kettle was it! Oh no! I pressed it thinking it would boil the water, but boiling water just instantly started pissing out all over her worktop (Literally told me half an hour before that it was a new kitchen), and like the moron I am, I tried to grab it with my hands, and ended up sceaming the house down. Not only was I still going through ptsd about this damn spider I now had to deal with scolding BOTH of my hands, and the problem of boiling water all over the place. I was like a damn poltergeist running all over the place trying to find something to clean up the mess, and to top it all off I had 3 rottweilers staring at me like I'm a mad woman wondering whether to eat me or help me.


Never went back after that.

Re: I went to my Daughter's friend's mother's house one time

She most likely thought you were a fucking weirdo too and didn't want ya back anyway, ya scrubber!

Re: I went to my Daughter's friend's mother's house one time

She did. She keeps asking my daughter to tell me to go over whenever she sees her 😳

Re: I went to my Daughter's friend's mother's house one time

I would have just left.

Re: I went to my Daughter's friend's mother's house one time

Same! Sounds like a nightmare! And I would have been pissed at my daughter for not warning me
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