The Walking Dead : I was looking through IMDB archives and found the following salient post

Hello! Yes, I am back. The follow-up to my debut novel, 'A Troubling Time,' has just been released and I thought I better make an appearance and see how all my wonderful friends on the GOT board are getting on. Unfortunately, things are not looking too great and once again I am going to have to try and remedy the situation! Using the Reginald Rating System I have performed some calculations to establish who the top 10 worst posters on this board are. Then complex analysis was performed and herein lies the results. I really had such fun working on this list, all of these people below can take my advice and grow, and this is what gives me the most joy. Hopefully this all provides you with similar enjoyment, but most of all I think this will provide a workable solution to sort the nucleus of the problem. I love you all from the very bottom of my heart – I truly mean that, people.

10: Con: Previously declared the Lieutenant General of the Lemming Brigade. This might have been overplaying his seniority as I think he might just be more of a figurehead of the lemming movement, though he does attain a pretty senior position. Con loves to reminisce about the past, such as the glory days when Apolodine sent him a text message about a train; or some boring, old nonsense like that. He always waxes lyrical about board events of years ago – utterly insignificant events – as if anyone actually cares aside from him. If Con was an item of clothing he would be a gray sweater, one given by your Auntie at Christmas that you never have any intention of wearing.

He likes to get involved in arguments on the board, though only if about eight of his friends have done so first and he quickly disappears as soon as anyone retaliates. I’m struggling to think of occasions where he has ever taken anyone on 1 on 1 and he does seem to be a rather cowardly individual – stand up and be a man for goodness sake! He takes himself far too seriously with his seriously misguided self-importance and needs to inject some humor into his life because he has such a tedious, monotonous, extremely boring presence on this board. He says he was a gambling addict but I think this was just to appear more interesting. When Con and Seaward went on incessantly about their invented addictions, that really was one of the worst points in this board’s history. Lighten up a bit, have a drink – just don’t become an imaginary alcoholic! Stop being so robotic, sport, or you will forever be an irrelevance to me.

9. Whatever that annoying Sophie sock is called: The clue is in my aptly chosen name. She appeared from nowhere with a new account, posting round-the-clock and somehow just happened to know everyone on the TWD and GOT boards. Yeah, you’re not fooling me, honey! Her shtick initially was trying to be nice to everyone, apart from Bentley who she seemed quite obsessed with, and tried very hard to get included in his banter and general board dynamics. Lately she seems to have altered the shtick, becoming 100 times more vexatious (and that’s saying something), seemingly modelling herself on a 12 year old 4chan troll from a decade ago. It’s really basic stuff and it’s embarrassing to watch – it won’t get her far on either board. She tries far too hard and seems to have an insatiable longing for online acceptance. Everything about her is just far too manufactured, perhaps she should try being herself for a while, if she remembers who she really is. A lot of people are pretty sure who it is, though a man of my significance does not concern himself with such frivolous gossip. I think IMDB would be a better place if these Soapbox posters were kept locked up like zoo animals.

8. DVIR: This poster is incredibly irritating and appears to be of very low intelligence. Really it is difficult to say much about him because he seems to be so incredibly vapid. Essentially, he has nothing interesting or worthwhile to contribute and seems to champion the most basic of things. Game of Thrones season 6 could consist of 10 hours of Hodor sitting on a toilet and he would still give every episode 10/10. He must lead a very enjoyable existence because you could sit him in front of a television and put ANYTHING on it, and he’d have a huge smile on his face, no doubt drooling at the mouth and eyes rolling back into his head. Ugh, you’re just awful, buddy! Go away!

7. Slothgorilla: An angry man of very limited intelligence, this sock account has caused quite a stir and launched various parody accounts. Although it is a sock account, his aggressive intent does seem quite legitimate, regularly challenging people of the board to fights and threatening to beat them up, showcasing his extremely primitive nature. Unfortunately, he struggles to keep his story straight and is regularly found lying; once telling me I was on ignore only to start replying to my posts immediately afterwards! To his credit he can be pretty inadvertently hilarious though he tends to be in a perpetual state of confusion and anguish. A rather troubled little man – characters like this do brighten up the place – but there is just no way he could not be included in this analysis!

Generally, sock accounts – something I’m widely known to dislike and discourage – involve the person changing their character and perhaps acting ignorant. This sock account though is pretty much just being himself, although he is still a troll and he plays on this to accentuate himself to become a more colorful character. Regardless, it’s still an angry, little man thumping away at that keyboard, foaming at the mouth at every little comment made in relation to him. He has also said some rather quite horrible things about me, quite unforgivable in fact but it just confirms his ignorance and such types are always prone to racism (see Doodle the Delusional). Seek help, buddy! Life doesn’t need to be as painful as this.

6. Doodle the Delusional: I think this one has been covered in sufficient depth, being the only poster in Reginald Rating System history to be declared unratable and a permanent resident on the ignore list. There really is not much left to say and I refuse to waste any more of my valuable time on her! My sources tell me though that she has started adding racism and in particular antisemitism to her wonderful Neaderthalic repertoire, rampaging about the board muttering about hating Jews and black people. Yeah, real nice, honey. I’m not laughing even if you are – disgusting! My sources tell me jokes are being made about the Holocaust too? Well that’s just way beyond the pale. Extending an olive branch I instigated Facebook friendship – against my better judgement – though she abused this invitation by shouting abuse at me for no reason at all. Like Ghandi, I turn the other cheek. Like Ghandi, I am of far too great prominence to concern myself with the likes of her. I am just not amused.

5. Future: Despite performing quite well for a while he seems to have become absolutely intolerable recently and is one of the poorest performing participants in Reginald Rating System history. Originally very unnoticeable – perhaps blending into the background with his very close friend Con – he has become a rather prominent lemming, perhaps encouraged by malevolent forces who have sucked him in and made him an arrogant, unbearable nuisance. It seems he’s on this website all the time with a board omnipresence, begging for acceptance – clearly he’s another who leads a virtual existence and has never had any friends in the real world. He seems to have become extraordinarily cocksure and regularly talks to the malevolent one in moronic, babyish gibberish, which is just absolutely awful to witness. These people are all so insincere it’s quite sickening.

Although I’m politically of a very liberal persuasion, even I struggle to relate to much of what he says – I find his insincerity and bandwagon jumping quite distasteful. He does not care about the people he spends all day on here vehemently defending, he’s just trying to gain favor and appear ‘cool,’ if you will. I can only imagine at school he was the kid who sat in a corner on his own – one who was generally ridiculed and absolutely despised. With good reason I would say! You need to radically change your behavior, kiddo, perhaps find a degree of decorum and modesty. It might be within your interests if you just took a complete break from this board because if your head gets any bigger it’s liable to explode. Where did it all go wrong?

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

4. Seaward: Where to begin! She who has no shame seems to be in full swing again, full of arrogance and entertaining her ever eager lemming following with her tall tales. When she’s not spending her day drinking herself into an early grave, she can often be found on the board criticizing beautiful women like Scarlett Johansson, though not everyone can be a ‘slim, busty Scandinavian’, aided of course by obviously Photoshopped pictures to showcase her clear beauty….Ahem! Self-awareness is clearly found wanting. Jealousy seems to be something that permeates her existence, to such an extent that she’s threatened to burn another poster’s children simply because that poster happened to be far more attractive. I previously was quite harsh on Apolodine – she is a nice girl – Seaward most definitely isn’t. If any apology was ever issued it was muttered very insincerely; she didn’t care and neither did her lemming following who soon started fawning over every last word once more.

A bit of time has passed since she last disgraced herself in her trademark spectacular fashion, surely we are due another helping. In fact, Seaward’s cyclical behavior is all too well-known at Reginald HQ: Stage 1 > Disgrace herself, rant about wanting to kill people. Stage 2 > Denial. Stage 3 > Acceptance – only once the lies just will not wash anymore (thanks Cheruth!) – but no forgiveness; any apology will be forced and disingenuous, if said at all. Most likely blame some fabricated ailment like a drug addiction. Stage 4 > Disappear followed by returning but posting infrequently. Stage 5 > Be very cordial and generally quiet on the board. Stage 6 > Slowly but surely confidence builds, it quickly turns to arrogance. Stage 7 > Loud, obnoxious and overbearing; her true monstrous self – rinse and repeat. Why the GOT board are so intent on indulging her in her freak show nonsense is anyone’s guess. You have to ask yourself, people, is she really worth it?

3. The Evil Empress Misftz the Malevolent: A long time enemy at Reginald HQ and someone we have never had any fondness for, to put it mildly. How some people still fail to see through her act is beyond me! Beware of the forked-tongued malevolent one plotting away in her ivory tower to her loyal subjects on Facebook. Ensure you bend the knee or you might find yourself on a restricted friend’s list! Well known for sucking up to people then stabbing them in the back because she feels they have offended her in goodness knows what way, she is absolutely despised by everyone on the TWD board, past and present. There is a reason for that, honey, and it has nothing to do with them, and everything to do with the insidious way you conduct yourself. In her defense she isn’t a complete moron – she can fight her corner and make fairly expansive posts – though often she’s just making it up as she goes along like 99% of the board, who don’t really have a clue what they’re talking about. The fact she does have a degree of intelligence is perhaps why she is able to make so many of the naive posters of the GOT board dance to her tune.

Although she is a lifetime resident of the ignore list, my sources tell me that she continues to hanker over young males of the board, engaging them in cringeworthy, juvenile, pathetic discussions, as if she was talking to a 5 year old who had just had half his brain surgically removed. Just be ready for the day that she turns on you! A horrible self-centered snake like person who appears to be manically delusional and probably spends her spare time worshipping Satan. Stay away, people! Still some cannot see her startlingly obvious evil ways – those in her ever diminishing Demonic Circle of Trust (DCoT) generally open their eyes only when they have been expunged. I will forgive them though, mankind has a history of being sucked into cults and being oblivious to their nefarious leader’s ways. If that wasn’t enough, she has absolutely appalling taste and seems to get some sort of sick gratification out of watching the most appalling shows faired on TV. Is there really any more evidence required that this woman is evil incarnate? Finally, although she will never be removed from my ignore list, I did decide to offer an olive branch and propose Facebook friendship. This was really just a token gesture – she will never get to engage a man of my magnitude in conversation ever again – but she took the most unwise decision of rejecting it. As the destroyer of evil, Reginald the Righteous, I shall continue to guard this board from the evil entities that plot to brings its destruction.

2. Tommen: A staple on the ignore list and I do not understand why ANYONE puts up with his nonsense! Originally called Christopher Johnson, who was already intolerable as it was, he decided to change his shtick and challenge Fuhrer in who could be the most objectionable, irritating, worthless person on the internet. Another one who has no idea how to communicate with people, he clearly has not spent enough time engaging with anyone other than his parents and most likely very rarely sees the light of day. Pretty much the most obnoxious, intolerable person I have EVER come across on the internet (perhaps one exception) and the sooner he gets run over by a car the better. Though given that would involve going outside, perhaps it’s not too likely. He actually makes for quite an effective troll because he can just be himself and everyone hates him. Clearly a very spoiled child with a deplorable attitude and personality, he definitely isn’t ‘normal!’ You need to seriously re-evaluate yourself champ, you truly are an embarrassment! Aside from that, he’s been ignored for so long and my employees at Reginald HQ have such disdain for him that nobody is quite sure what he says anymore. I’m sure whatever it is is extremely patronizing, which is all very rich coming from such a troubled, little hermit.

1. Fuhrer: He just has to be the first person on anyone’s ignore list; I just do not understand why anyone still speaks to him! He incessantly spams nonsense and has absolutely nothing of value to contribute. You would be forgiven for thinking he’s a computer virus or some sort of annoying spamming bot, what with the constant puerile irrelevance he infests the board with. In fact, the account that spams links to stream TV shows creates more interesting topics than he does. Or perhaps he’s some sort of experiment to create the most obnoxious, obstreperous runt the world has ever seen? Monosyllabic and forever struggling with the English language, he’s clearly a rather disturbed child. He’s extremely two faced and a key lemming, loving to hunt in packs but seems to go rather quiet when he gets cornered. Has an absolutely deplorable attitude, generally just an utterly repulsive creep: regularly displaying magnificent levels of arrogance AND ignorance with his horrifically condescending attitude. He doesn’t have the first clue how to communicate with people but for some reason the sheep encourage his horrible ways. Quite incredible, people!

Any opinions he has in that tiny brain of his seem to flip-flop whatever way the wind is blowing. He’s just a child – certainly in terms of mental development – one who evidently has significant mental issues and learning difficulties. This board shouldn’t have to pay the price. He struts around the board evincing hilariously misguided self-importance – he’s just an idiotic little brat that does not have the first clue about anything! Empty vessels make the most noise, as they say. Occasionally tries to act intelligent and it’s like watching a horse trying to ice skate. Some people like you, I have no idea why! You’re just a horrible, repulsive person. If slothgorilla and FRTT had offspring, they would probably turn out something like you. At least you got the review you always wanted, sport!

And that is us finished, folks! Please comment below and we can discuss this. I should add one last thing: TKFS was spared because of his infrequent posting, he would have been a challenger for first place. In addition, that Luke sock is just far too stupid to be included.
Current ignore list: Doodle, Tommen, Misftz the Malevolent, Fuhrer, Con_Langdon and inlovewithwords

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

These were among the posts I enjoyed reading most. Genius, dude!

Good to see you here, buddy 🙂

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Likewise. btw, who is PAGG, why is he/she on your ignore list, and why does Klam think he's my alter ego?

AFAIK PAGG is some outrageously flamboyant Soapboxer who's so in your face with his over the top gay-diva persona it can hardly be seen as more than blatant trolling (but somehow I think he's serious?).

I imagine it was intended as a weird sort of compliment, cause I'm fairly sure she thinks he's hilarious. I don't see any similarities beyond you're both *******, of course.

Hmmmm. If Klam's compliments are so thrillingly ambiguous what would I do with her insults? Still, I'm sure she meant well.

PAGG is amazing. probably my favorite poster here. the idea of your alter ego being some supposedly fat mexican obnoxiously flamboyant ****** is hilarious to me. orson just doesn't like him because he called orson ugly and gross several times

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have you milked your prostate today?

A fat mexican obnoxiously flamboyant ******? I already like him! I'm not fat or Mexican, but the rest kinda fits.

I'll confess PAGG has made me laugh out loud with some of his insults (one in particular aimed at Steve Lake that probably wouldn't make sense if you're not familiar with him).

I checked PAGG out. Hilarious! He said something to someone called chapped lips which was laugh-out-loud funny.

see, i knew you'd get it! PAGG is completely vulgar and almost disgusting but it's done in this loveable, hilarious way. i always liked obnoxious, arrogant, unapologetically crude people though

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have you milked your prostate today?

by the way, i never said you two were alike at all. i mean alter ego in the truest sense. it's a wonderful thought!

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have you milked your prostate today?

He came on my radar because I saw him viciously attacking women on the board for no reason. I will troll - regardless of gender - only if they deserve it.

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

zip it

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have you milked your prostate today?

PAGG is a 0/10 Soapbox troll with subatomic intelligence. Forget him, brother.

I would bring up his homosexuality and obesity, but I am not a bigot.

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Fuhrer was pisspoor.

And I remember inlovewithwords from your then-ignore list. Awful.

These are hilarious. I think my all time favorite was I believe a FRTT rating? "Where do I begin? I won't." Clever as ****.

Would've enjoyed my own official Reginald Rating, but alas - I hadn't been around for all that long.

The funniest thing was people trying to up their ratings and/or pretending they didn't care what ratings they got. Sophie was particularly sore about it (I hope she isn't here)….

It's hard to not treat them as coming from a place of authority given how they're written. It must have been soul crushing to boast a low rating, especially if you were a TROLL…

Yes, they were presented with a kind of pedantic solidity, with the air of having been painstakingly researched and (sometimes) rather reluctantly put forward. I imagined Reginald as a history professor at Harvard (black, of course, and determined not to let his race come in the way of intellectual recognition). I saw him as impeccably attired, with thick black-framed glasses, surrounded by dossiers on all the posters, but with a weakness for fried chicken which he indulged on weekends.

You're welcome!

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Thank you for talking to me

Hey folks, just popping in to say hello! I thought it would be interesting if I could start to encourage you all to analyze each other and this is a new concept we are going to be examining going forward. You have all seen what I have to say but what do YOU have to say? This will help promote group understanding and collaboration, plus give you all a chance to test out my world-renowned brand of psycho-philosophical analysis for yourselves. Let's break down the barriers and find a better tomorrow!

Anyway, for the purposes of this topic I ran a random algorithmic calculation to find a TWD poster to analyze. By sheer chance, the poster FRTT was selected. Here is the analysis I provided recently for her and I implore you all to follow suit with your own thoughts. This is just an introductory topic, I will be following this up with a more generalized topic and really this is going to prove to be a tremendously exciting time for the board!

Well, meeting the real FRTT has been a horrendous disappointment, to put it mildly! Consistently displaying magnificent levels of bamboozling mental deficiency, FRTT seems to lead quite a peculiar, pitiful, slothlike existence. She finds herself in a perpetual state of confusion, never having the slightest grasp of what's going on, constantly getting confused with who is who on the board, as she pollutes it round the clock. Has a history of spamming the board with complete and utter nonsense, which is basically all she is known for and capable of doing, with her extremely limited brainpower. I don't really know what her opinions are on anything – if she has any – nor do I care.

Universally hated by everyone, not because she’s adept at trolling, simply because she’s adept at being a horrible, insidious person. Gets some sort of strange gratification from being routinely embarrassed by just about everyone on the board – she must have had a difficult childhood! If she was to disappear off the face of the earth nobody would notice or care. Appears to have the mental capacity of a foetus and I don’t think people like her should be left to fend for themselves in this world, let alone have children. Quite a frightening thought in truth! She thinks she's some sort of ingenious troll but she's not – she's just incredibly stupid. All in all, a complete disaster of a human being.

To be honest honey, I've no idea why you come on here. I think you have surpassed slothgorilla as the worst person to ever use a computer, though Tommen – or whatever idiotic name he has these days – runs you close. Just step away from the computer, honey. You’re an embarrassment to the human race.

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Good lord! Poor FRTT… You never did a Bongo, did you?

I actually did, but again…someone asked me not to. I am ever the people pleaser.

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Just as well you didn't post it. He's far too easy a target. Essentially a decent old man.

Thanks for the character analysis. How you been doing?

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#imwithsteve

I am doing wonderful, Donna. And I hope you are too. You said you were going to write reviews of novels last we spoke. I want an update.

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

There’s no update.
I was being sarcastic. Nobody wants to read my reviews. They think I’m a joke. Honestly, I’m not that good at writing reviews about anything.

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#imwithsteve

I genuinely want to read your reviews.

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

I really suck at writing reviews. This isn’t about insecurity or low self worth, it’s an honest assessment of my skills as a writer. I remember my reviews on imdb only getting a few votes for being helpful while the majority of votes were unhelpful.

I’ll try to find the books and read them. Rather than writing a book review, I’ll offer my opinion about what I read.

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#imwithsteve

Donna, you are one of the greatest posters IMDB ever saw, and Filmboards ever will see. Nobody can ever question my sincerity.

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Thank you Orson.

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#imwithsteve

You are most welcome. But when are the reviews coming?

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Let me read the books first.

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#imwithsteve

No, thanks. I’m not going to read those books you’ve suggested.

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#imwithsteve

I just saw this, you ****!

Lol you’ve improved a lot. I actually think you’re one of the few good posters here.

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Four years ago and she was still a ****!

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My password is password

All I did was spam and oeople got so triggered 😄

Lol Fuhrer 😂😂

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This could be temporary.

He's just an autistic mess. I wish him the best in his fuhrer endeavours.

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Fuhrer= Herd mentality

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This could be temporary.

there's me

off topic
@Panther i can't reply to u here, but i've PMed u on J's board. i also just registered an account on urs. thank u very much!!

What jiggery-pokery is going on here? I didn’t bump this topic, and it’s now showing as post deleted!

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

This was good stuff! The kind of thing that made GOT and TWD really stand out.

Too long didn't read you're an asshole