The Soapbox : I should have went clubbing last night

I should have went clubbing last night

Instead I stayed at home now I’m stuck dressed up an no where to go in the early hours of the morning








Why are you so obsessed with me?

Re: I should have went clubbing last night

You are too old now for clubbing, darling.

How about rock climbing?

Alba gu bràth

Re: I should have went clubbing last night

I’m 30


Ps don’t be so darn patronising

Why are you so obsessed with me?

Re: I should have went clubbing last night

Darling

Why are you so obsessed with me?

Re: I should have went clubbing last night

Besides I could easily pass for 19 to 20

Why are you so obsessed with me?

Re: I should have went clubbing last night

Nope

Alba gu bràth

Re: I should have went clubbing last night

Yes actually I look young for my age I even get id’ you’re an insulting bastard I don’t look old ! Just because you’re old !

Why are you so obsessed with me?

Re: I should have went clubbing last night

I am also too old for clubbing. I agree

You look your age. Stop clinging to the past. It's over


Embrace it

Alba gu bràth

Re: I should have went clubbing last night

Well I disagree all I know is when I’m skinny I’ll look far younger

Why are you so obsessed with me?

Re: I should have went clubbing last night

Whatever age I look I look amazing




Why are you so obsessed with me?

Re: I should have went clubbing last night

You're attractive but crazy as hell. Crazy in the eyes. I bet you're pure madness in bed.

A Legend Never Dies

Re: I should have went clubbing last night

The correct phrase there would be "I should have gone…" You need to brush up on your English grammar, dear.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Re: I should have went clubbing last night

Ugh who cares?

Why are you so obsessed with me?

Re: I should have went clubbing last night

Obviously not you.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Re: I should have went clubbing last night

You should have gone clubbing last night.

Monster, how should I feel? Creatures lie here, looking through the window.
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