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I do and I am a fan.
The Doors sound much better live than their studio albums. It really is quite a difference.
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The Doors sound much better live than their studio albums. It really is quite a difference.
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Also, what kind of inept door installer installs a bathroom door with no lock on it?
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The same kind that would put the lock on, so you can lock someone in the bathroom.
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lol, I prefer the normal bathroom doors, which allow the person inside the bathroom to lock the door. Bathroom doors without locks just ain't right.
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They removed the lock because they were tired of him bitching about locking himself inside and wanted to spare him that pain again and yes the lock was always on the inside he is just very stupid!
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Keep on smiling!
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I vaguely remember a thread about his door, but I don't remember the details. Was he really locked in? Maybe he couldn't turn the doorknob because his hands were wet and there was no towel available. But he could've just wiped his hands on his clothes. Unless he was naked.
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You're overthinking it just go with he's an idiot and be done with it! On my island he would be locked in me nans barn with Jerome and the other ignorant filthy beasts at night so he didn't wander down by the ocean and drown or fall for the mermaids dirty tricks but if I had my way and believe me i do not the barn door would be left open so we can make this happen and not have to go through so much trouble every day to lock up the barn then unlock it because they will be dead drowned by the murderous mermaids who always taunt me with flashes of they breasts and bid me to come play with them in the sea where they will deliver the same fate to me i am not stupid they will never get me i am too good that's why i am allowed to sleep in the house barn life is not for me!
Those treacherous mudermaids also sold me some bad weed once I am very bitter about this I will never forgive i will grudge always and without mercy God damn they souls if I get the chance they will be silenced forever!
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Those treacherous mudermaids also sold me some bad weed once I am very bitter about this I will never forgive i will grudge always and without mercy God damn they souls if I get the chance they will be silenced forever!
Keep on smiling!
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Sure it's funny all fun and games until it happens to you then you out $10 for a 5 pound brick of seaweed let me say to you now you cannot smoke this the buzz is very bad and the puking is notstop even if you can dry it out terrible terrible headaches and naseau words cannot describe plus if you try to pass it on to the tourists for a small profit they get angry no longer trust you to hook them up or be alone with they wives while they sleep down the beach it's just a bad bad situation and the strippers are no better if you gave them some dirty seaweed instead of some tips for dancing on your lap and other things then probably the best you will get is the ugly one maybe even kicked out the club and banned for some period I swear to God if I ever get my hands on them they are dead buried in the jungle where even the monkeys dare not go by the old ruins they used in the old pirate days to stash treasure and bodies I swear on me nans life even okay maybe not that far she will get me good if she sees i have done that so forget that part i did try to shoot at the mermaids a few times in revenge for they crimes but they are swifty and very good at dodging or even deflecting with they tail fins so i must devise another way to kill them first maybe i will try to poison the sea in mermaid cove with some toxic things if i can get my hands on them then they will be finished forever and it will be safe to go out above waist level in the water again without fear they will sneak up on me and drown me in they icy grave!
All this talk of the mermaids is making me upset I will go to the striphouse to mellow out so I don't have to get locked in the barn tonight like some wild werewolf.
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All this talk of the mermaids is making me upset I will go to the striphouse to mellow out so I don't have to get locked in the barn tonight like some wild werewolf.
Keep on smiling!
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Do mermaids fart?
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
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And you get nervous and scared and call for your dead nan when you lock the keys in the car with you inside it.
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what
did somebody beat you too much like a dog or even a retard or didn't they beat you enough?
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did somebody beat you too much like a dog or even a retard or didn't they beat you enough?
Keep on smiling!
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Oh. You mean like your nan kicking you over and over in the head for saying such stupid shit and believing in mermaids?
Stop projecting your past onto me.
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Stop projecting your past onto me.
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Funny to see you, The Comedian, talk about yourself that way.
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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall
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Are you crying again?
hilarious!
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hilarious!
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Crying with laughter at seeing your meltdown little baby!
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Ah, yes. Now it all makes sense.
You've had a psychotic break cogratulations!
Afroman has broken you.
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You've had a psychotic break cogratulations!
Afroman has broken you.
Keep on smiling!
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I can't remember the last time I locked mine
No one wants to come in except my dog
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
No one wants to come in except my dog
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
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Not everyone needs to use the lock, but it should still be there. Maybe the installers are anti-privacy and they always go to the bathroom and shower with the door wide open, even when other people are in the house.
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Agreed!
Exhibitionists have no sense of decency
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
Exhibitionists have no sense of decency
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
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Do you live alone and have one and if you do, do you lock it?
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall
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It has a lock, but I guess I don't usually use it. I still think the option should be there, though. I always lock a public restroom door if the lock works.
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You really like your privacy which of course explains why you won't let me take a peek below the waist of your raindrop avi!
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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall
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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!
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And I appreciate the day to day updates. 
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!
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Kitty!!
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
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Are you leaving? Don't make promises you can't keep!
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home
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Are you going somewhere, Millard?
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
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Are you going somewhere, Millard?
Something like that.
My guess is a new account.
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!
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Your guess is wrong.
My password is password.
My password is password.
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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!
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And you're telling us this because….??
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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.
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Yeah, who cares?
Big deal.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall
Big deal.
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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.
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They came to replace it. It's different to all the other doors, but oh well. Also this one doesn't have a lock, but that's ok, I live on my own. I could always install one. It feels and smells lovely and fresh. I can have some privacy from my cat now.
When I got a new FRONT door the fresh smell was very nice! Always loved the smell of lumber.
Bing.. Wobbledy wobble, wo-wo-wobble, wobbin'
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I have a new bathroom door