Food and Drink : I hate coffee.

I hate coffee.

I despise coffee more than anything.

Hitlers feeling for the jews were warm loving thoughts compared to my hatred of coffee.

I despise coffee more than God hates sin.

I detest coffee more than socialism.

I despise coffee more than the devil hates humanity

I abhor coffee more than abortion.

I loath coffee more than Rocket, microdick, and Conman combined.

I have contempt for those who drink it because the fact that their genetic makeup causes the vile liquid to invoke pleasure in their brains is clear evidence of their genetic inferiority.

If I could remove every last trace of it from the planet with the flick of a switch I would do so without hesitation and the wails of those genetic defectives who missed it would sooth me to sleep for the rest of my life.

If you like coffee. Fuck You.

They say apathy is the greater evil. If that is true then I could well BE the Devil.

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I'm getting a you don't like coffee vibe here. I don't either.



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Sounds like you need a cup of coffee, Mr. Morning Cranky

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I will happily drown you in that cup.

After donning a gas mask to block out the bitter acrid smell of course.

They say apathy is the greater evil. If that is true then I could well BE the Devil.

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That was funny.

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Me too

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You have got to be the single biggest bitch on planet Earth.

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Fremont Nebraska. You are welcome to come test that theory anytime. Open invitation.

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They say apathy is the greater evil. If that is true then I could well BE the Devil.

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A city, eh? Fuck am I supposed to do with the information you just gave me? Gotta get more specific than that if you really want me to show up.

Seems like you’re hoping I just show up and wander around the place all day while you’re hiding in your basement giggling to yourself like a little bitch. Plus, there’s the fact that you’re the one who wants to fight. The challenger always shows up to where the challengee wants the fight to take place.

So, with that in mind, I say you come over here to Dayton, Ohio and prove that you’re not a massive bitch. Meet me in front of the Arcade and we can figure out a good spot to duke it out from there. Oh, and no guns. Only pussies show up to a fight with a gun.

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If you show ain't gonna be no hiding. Find a hotel and post a message you are here. I will come for you.

They say apathy is the greater evil. If that is true then I could well BE the Devil.

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Nah, I think it will be you who has to show up where I’m at. That’s how this works.

Man the fuck up and cum on over.

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My invitation remains. Bitches come to me. I dont go to bitches

They say apathy is the greater evil. If that is true then I could well BE the Devil.

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But you’re the one who issued the challenge. Look, I have no problem with fighting you, I just won’t do it unless you get your crippled ass over here to where I said it’s going to go down. I don’t know what planet you live on, but on this planet the person who challenges someone to a fight doesn’t also get to pick where the fight takes place.

I mean, honestly what’s left for me to do to prove how much of a bitch you are. You immediately challenged me to a fight, told me to show up at your town, and you’ll definitely be showing up with your “I got a little dick” gun because you know I’d beat the shit out of you. I bet your the kind of person who’d shoot a guy in the back. You’re not only a bitch, you’re also a coward. And you’re retarded. God must hate you because why else would you be such a weak cunt. Lol

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All talk and no show. What a surprise.

They say apathy is the greater evil. If that is true then I could well BE the Devil.

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Look, dude, I actually grew up in the hood so I know how shit’s supposed to go down with these kinds of situations. If you want to fight me, you’ll have to come to my turf. You’re the one who wants to prove that you’re not a bitch.

There’s only one way for you to do that. I told you where to find me, now all you have to do is get your ass over here, big boy. I’ll be waiting.

*makes hand into shape of a gun and points it at Chode Venom*

Bang bang

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Fuck you and the slum you were raised in. I got a hole already dug for you. Chipped from the snow and frozen earth. I'm not lugging your corpse clear back from Ohio and I'm not letting the hole go to waste so your just gonna have to save me the trip.

They say apathy is the greater evil. If that is true then I could well BE the Devil.

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Spoken like a true bitch.

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I used to hate it too, but I love it now. I don't know what changed for me to enjoy the taste

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That is a tough break. I'd rather get cancer. Not sure what type of pollutants could cause that type of genetic damage. In any case you should find out. Sounds like the makings of a lawsuit.

They say apathy is the greater evil. If that is true then I could well BE the Devil.

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I drank too much vanilla iced coffee and stopped and feel tired.

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Don't hold back, now. Tell us how you really feel about coffee.

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There are no words in ANY language sufficient to convey such disdain.

They say apathy is the greater evil. If that is true then I could well BE the Devil.

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I'd rather.

They say apathy is the greater evil. If that is true then I could well BE the Devil.

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Do you have a need for the stimulant side of coffee, i.e. caffeine? Do you drink beverages other than coffee that have caffeine in them? (Colas, tea, energy drinks, etc.)

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I got nothing against caffeine though I am rather picky about my energy drinks. Most taste like sugary shit. For 15 years I drank No Fear almost religiously. Still esteem it as the greatest carbonated beverage mankind has ever created. When they stopped making them I turned to grape Rippits for a while before discovering mango flavored NOS. In the beginning I couldnt give a shit about the caffeine. I was young with a high metabolism and I never felt the effects anyway. Now that I'm older I do but I can still function without if needs be. In another decade who knows. But I've never been a fan of bitter anything and the noxious bitter odor of coffee is enough to curl my lip into a sneer and send me from a good mood to wanting to hurt a mutualfucka in a heartbeat.

They say apathy is the greater evil. If that is true then I could well BE the Devil.

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no fuck YOU mf

i spend $50/week on starbucks mf

u can choke on a high hard one

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I get that some genetic defectives are proud of it. Some deaf people despise the hearing. Doesnt make you any less sub-human.

They say apathy is the greater evil. If that is true then I could well BE the Devil.

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I have actually never had coffee before.

I have absolutely no idea what it even tastes like.

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Neither have I but I have been assured that it tastes like it smells. That is enough to tell me it is unfit.to even flush toilets with lest you end up with worse in the bowl that what you started with.

They say apathy is the greater evil. If that is true then I could well BE the Devil.

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*never tried something*

*shits on it*

you siree bob are the worst type of person

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I've never eaten a rotten maggot infested skunk carcass of the side of the road either but I assure you they smell better than coffee so I'm going to call it a win-win.

They say apathy is the greater evil. If that is true then I could well BE the Devil.

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don’t knock it till u try it homie

the maggot skunk i mean

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Ladies first.

They say apathy is the greater evil. If that is true then I could well BE the Devil.

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Then be gone from my life, troll!

I'm blocking you.

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I accept your surrender.

They say apathy is the greater evil. If that is true then I could well BE the Devil.

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This is a beautiful post. Or maybe that’s just the coffee talking.

Please discuss.

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I don't enjoy strong coffo

But I do enjoy, double choc chip java frap with whipped cream and sprinkles, hana

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I love coffee. I would bathe in it if I could.



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Mutant

They say apathy is the greater evil. If that is true then I could well BE the Devil.

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Damn straight! I call dibs on being Archangel from X-Men.

Hark! Harold the angel sings.
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