Elvis Presley : I believe Elvis is not dead

I believe Elvis is not dead

There is a lot of evidences to prove it









You can't top the Pop

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He's dead, no matter what. He'd be 84 today and he was fat as fuck.

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He's dead. Trust me on this one. Oh BTW, Andy Kaufman is also dead.



PS And he was only 42 when he died. What a shame. RIP.

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Elvis is alive and well and sweeps the floor at my local supermarket.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Elvis is alive and well and sweeps the floor at my local supermarket.




You can't top the Pop

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Ever seen Bubba Ho-Tep?

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No, but I just checked it out. Looks hilarious!

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It's a great little gem of a movie. It's really funny, and well, that's what really happened to Elvis.

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Haven’t seen Elvis lately, but I recently spotted Michael Jackson heading into a K-Mart.

The sign out front said:

“Boy’s underwear, half off” :D

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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The King

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Totally!👍

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Sad to see Bill Bixby doing crap like that. By the way, he's dead too.

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I guess he desperately needed a paycheck.



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The good news is that he and Bill are together now.

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
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A doctor has me convinced that Elvis died of chronic constipation. When those afflicted sit and strain on the pot to go, they really go! Trying to pass a big turd can really put a strain on your heart.

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The ticker must have been damaged by his drug abuse, his obesity and starvation diets

He was the epitome of a professional artist. The only concert I can recall where it started exactly on time

Confucius

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Elvis had a HUGE SHITTY-POO that was STUCK inside his colon/rectum for the LAST four, five to six months of HIS life!!!

"THAT'S SOME BAD SHIT, HARRY!".

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Elvis suffered from megacolon as a result of his constipation. His colon was twice as long and twice as wide as normal. Do the math. It could hold eight times the volume of SHITTY-POO as normal with no way out. Elvis shunned having a colostomy.

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👍

"THAT'S SOME BAD SHIT, HARRY!".

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It could have been worse. Remember Joe Viterelli? He played Rosemary's father in Shallow Hal (2001). He died in 2004 from a ruptured colon. I'd give you a link, but someone edited out the gory details from his IMDb bio.

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Why are you bumping up Pop's thread? The man was the messiah of IMDb.

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Why are you bumping up Pop's thread?
Pop has been my frenemy for a long time. He abandoned this and his other threads. Are they really still his?

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The man is a genius and he has the copyright logo.

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The man … has the copyright logo.
He stole pop-actor© from me. So I grabbed pop-actor®. Does ® mean registered or retaliation?

I are The Antipop.  I missing you, pop-actor©

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Welcome back Pop.

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He's here on a new account.

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Is he openly Pop or is he hiding behind a sock? They usually show up when pop-actor© disappears.

I are The Antipop.  I missing you, pop-actor©

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Good answer!

Confucius

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Imagine if Elvis was alive when James Cameron’s Avatar came out since he tried to get a copy of Star Wars for his daughter? “Dang Old James Cameron stoke From Pocahontas, FernGully and Dances with Wolves”. Also what would Elvis think of The Force Awakens, The Last Jedi, Solo and Rogue One? Plus Rise of Skywalker?

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"stoke"??



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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he dead

😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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He BE dead.

"THAT'S SOME BAD SHIT, HARRY!".

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