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Humor for Shut ins! :-)

Latest Corona Virus advice:
Couples: No touching, no kissing and definitely no sex.
Married Couples: Continue on as normal.

I'm giving up drinking for a month.
Sorry, bad punctuation.
I'm giving up. Drinking for a month.

Thoughts and prayers go out to all the married men who've spent months
telling the wife "I'll do that when I got time."

Does anyone know how long toilet paper lasts if you freeze it?

We'll always remember the year 2000 as Y2K.
I guess we'll remember 2020 as Y2PLY.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Why cant couples have sex

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Are you and your couple having sex

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It's a joke, Marie.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Are you and your couple having sex

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Me and my couple??



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Yes do you have a lover

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This is what I am asking him

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If he does she is lucky lady bc mmc is a very handsome man

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I am?



PS Gotta go now. Gonna watch episode 3 of Tiger King. It's a truly wacky series.

😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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I'm back, but I'm going to bed now.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Good night.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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He is

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Thanks for the compliment, Marie. And you are a lovely lady.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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You've already said you did.

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I did?



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Yes. You said you took "your woman" out to dinner.

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Why lol

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That's a joke, Marie. It's the kind we Black Ops tell.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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You've mentioned her here before.

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tell me and D about your sex life please

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Not gonna happen, and who is D?



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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I am a shutin! OP is my sock!

40 yr old shutin. how do i lose virginity?

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No I'm not, you delusional troll.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.
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