The Soapbox : How will you be spending your life, tonight?

I’m happily smoking a fat cigar while fishing for massive black drum off the coast of Mexico. Cocaine is flowing and the whores are blowing harder than the hurricane whipping my bald venomous head back and forth.

Jerkin to your pics big boi

Sup dad

hi bb

Jerkin to your pics big boi 💦💦💦

Yeah can I get uhhhhhh two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

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Hark! Harold the angel sings.

Don't worry. Pretty soon you'll wake up.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😠 Let's go, Brandon!

Hasn't he been hiding from you for the last year?