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Happy Birthday G (also P, PE and Ben )

The queen of controversy had her birthday and I didn't even get her anything, I'm a fucking cunt. Pretty sure she's banned here but I figure she deserves a birthday thread regardless since she's always such a hot topic

So, belated happy birthday, G!

I hope you and Rocket maul the fuck out of each other because it's hilarious

-EDIT-

Just one birthday thread a day from me, so bonus belated happy birthdays to Patrick, PE and Ben. Anyone else who had their Birthday recently can fuck off

Lock your doors, stay offline and don't go walking near the train tracks because these boys are probably looking to get a little frisky (<– because rape and murder)

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Happy extremely belated birthday, G! 🎂

Hark! Harold the angel sings.

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Jumpin in the bandwagon! Happy Birthday

Hello

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I always wish her happy birthday on her birthday since 2014

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Her birthday could have been 6 months ago for all I know.

She can be a psycho cunt but I reckon I would have joined her in her tinychat for her b'day

Rocketman is brutal

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on tinychat she looks and behaves like a normal person on cam. i think she trolls online.

Me with my backpack in zeldan paradises

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Yeah, she's been fine the last few times I've caught her on there.

Only time I've seen her lose it was every time Nimda said anything in Tinychat, ever.

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because they are a couple made for each other

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If only she behaved like a normal person all the time…

I live. I die. I live again.

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Sorry man, but you're metal as fuck

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btw she just turned 50.

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Fuck.

She's around 5 years older than I was guessing.

Old enough to have played a teenager in Breakfast Club.

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She’s not 50. About five or 6 years younger.

I wanna say all those things, those dirty things
That would be better unsaid

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Yo, is it your bday? Happy birthday if it is.

I live. I die. I live again.

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My birthday was May 3rd. Thank you though!

I wanna say all those things, those dirty things
That would be better unsaid

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Happy Birthday!

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Thank you.

I didn't do anything for it. Just bought a bunch of stuff online as gifts for nyself. Most boring birthday ever.

I wanna say all those things, those dirty things
That would be better unsaid

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Pffft, sounds cool, I've never been one for keeping up with my own birthday rituals.

I do just enough for the birthdays of others to let them know that there's a small chance that I may give a fuck. Fuckin' society.

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*an inebriated PAGG wishes Patrick a happy b-day*

My little brother! Happy happy birthday babie! *hugs Patrick and asphyxiates him with his huge boobs*



❤️

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Thank you pagg!

I wanna say all those things, those dirty things
That would be better unsaid

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I think Patrick’s just passed. And Project Error’s.

Happy bday to all three!

Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

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Happy Birthday to them as well

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Thank ya WW!

I wanna say all those things, those dirty things
That would be better unsaid

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Happy 40th birthday, project error!!

I live. I die. I live again.

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Thank you! 😊

I’m 30 nao!

I wanna say all those things, those dirty things
That would be better unsaid

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Today is the 6th is it not? wtf

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Birthday was the 3rd.

I wanna say all those things, those dirty things
That would be better unsaid

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Happy belated birthday btw. I was born on May the first. I don't celebrate birthdays because adult.

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Thank you. Happy birthday!

I wanna say all those things, those dirty things
That would be better unsaid

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no problem and thank you too.

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Happy birtday, Ben!

This reminds me of a joke I wrote about you once:

What does Ben feed his goat on his bday?

kek

Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

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eating frogs lately spreading covid in california, chinko?

do u self crucify urself like filipinos do for that bastard jesus christ?

thank u btw.

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For real, what the fuck?

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celebrating birthdays when adult? yes.

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Nah, fuck that shit.

Just the amount of you that have your Birthday around the same time.

Thats enough edits for my op

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yeah patrick and i are taureans. we had others too i forgot them.

that is why we conflict each other. we're bulls.

not that i shud believe in astrology or astronomy or whatever its called.

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I once read something describing how Cancers (my star sign) are supposed to think and behave that was so fucking spot on that they could have just been correctly describing me as an individual.

Pretty sure it was coincidence, but fuck knows. There's always a chance that gravity holds some sway over our chemical makeup, like women and their menstrual cycle. If that's the case then the position our planet is in at the time we're created could have an impact on us.

Just had a cone and that was a really interesting thought to have

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maybe its true the way u describe it.

I used to be immersed in astrology but u seem to know way more than me. anyway yeah, cancer and taureans make great friends.


Cancers are natural homebodies. They don't crave the spotlight and are typically satisfied with the little things in life, like spending time with family and a few good friends. Even though Cancers are ambitious in their own way, they value kindness and love more than winning.

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Yeah, we're meant to be pretty introverted folks that are good in bed (assuming that what it means by 'good lovers', because it always fucking says that).

I know fuck all about astrology, really. I reckon it's possible that people sharing the same star sign can more than likely share the same social characteristics - but I don't for a second believe in that horoscope bullshit, like "This week you'll meet a man who will give you a choice. When making the choice be sure to remember that breakfast comes before lunch and love can always be found in a sandwich" or whatever the fuck.

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5. PISCES & CANCER. Pisces and Cancer make great best friends because of how caring, compassionate, and kind they are. They both make their friends feel as if they're special for having a friend like Pisces.

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It's like the universe is just forcing Cancers and Pisces into bed together.

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Oh shit. Happy belated birthday, dude!

I live. I die. I live again.

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thank u rocket. i am trying to come back to civilization i am like john the savage from brave new world. i dont understand such things as niceties and other shit.

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Hey my birthday was the second. All three of us we born on consecutive days in May!

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19th april

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Happy birthday, P and Ben!



Fuck you, PE.

Hark! Harold the angel sings.

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Oh right. PE was also born on May the 3rd. Thank you saucy!

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You're welcome! I know you don't celebrate, but I hope you had a good day anyway.

Hark! Harold the angel sings.
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