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Funniest post of the week.

The following is based on a true story and will hopefully answer all your questions.

ITTY lept into a Nimda Tinychat session and demanded to see his circumcised cock. Nimda refused, so ITTY lost his **** and started waving a box of bullets around. In response, Nimda drew his Glock 43X and pointed it at the screen, screaming "do you feel lucky, punk?", which caused fat ITTY to fall off his chair.

Gwnyc mistakenly thought this was directed at her so she dialled 911 and had the FBI drop what they were doing at Mar-a-Lago to pay Nimda a visit. Nimda explained to Five-O that he was the owner of a Fortune 500 interwebz biznes defending himself against a hostile takeover. The cops got back in their car and headed to Arkansas so as not to be late for the regular weekend firefight at Hungry's place.

Gwnyc was furious because her acting skills had now failed her twice - once in A Beautiful Mind, and now in convincing the jury that Nimda was an unhinged psychopath, even though he actually is. ITTY called Gwnyc at her home to try and offer her some legal advice, but because he left a Jack Nicholson impersonation on her voicemail saying "hey, babe, stab stab stab", she didn't think his advice would be worth hearing. Also, he only has one eye, so he was an unreliable witness who undermined the case.

ITTY was now so pissed off he phoned the majority shareholder of Filmboards.com, who happens to be Nimda's father, to discuss buying out the site so he could turn it off and stop all the gay harrassment from 50 year olds.

As security for a potential deal, ITTY gave a newish Cadillac and his pickled eyeball as collateral. As CEO of Filmboards.com, Nimda felt disrespected by ITTY's sneaky attempt to buy the site out from under him, so he vowed to never speak to him again or allow ITTY the privilege of posting on the most popular gay harassment website of all time. The car is now used by Nimda to pick up strippers from ze casino while the eye sits in a jar on his desk, jealously reading all the PMs Nimda gets from hot Filmboards chicks.

That's what I heard, anyway. From Twiz.

That’s quite the rib-tickler. Who was the author of this whimsical story?

“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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As farfetched as it might seem, it’s actually a true story.

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I see.

“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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It definitely wasn't hecant.

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Styg and Vlad worked on it together. TSP may hae helped but that has never been confirmed.

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That's what I thought.

It can't be hecant because he doesn't even post here and definitely wasn't posting here when all that ITTY/Nimda/Gwnyc **** went down.

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He was here. He's always here. He's here 24/7 at least. Probably even more.

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Where was the funny bit?

Ding Dong! 🤡🌎

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I'm still waiting for it to be posted, Juan Kerr.

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Don't be jelly, Juan

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Unfortunately I am with you here, Juan Kerr. This was a turgid read

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https://filmboards.com/board/t/Can-anyone-tell-me-about-the-story-behind-the-Itty-Nimda-feud%3F-3498836/

Some Slashdot posted it. It was pretentious and verbose, but I did find the beginning bit to be amusing. Did Vlad type this up?

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Somebody is jealous. 😂🤣

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The pickled eye!

My heart bleeds for him, as a child. Someone took a kid and manufactured a monster. At the same time, as an adult, he's irredeemable.

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I don't care about things that happened here over 5 years ago.

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Sorry but this is clearly the funniest and I shall not hear otherwise.




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That's very clever from Dane, but not funny. That's the kind of jokes people who wear cardigans tell.

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You are in awe of his effortless hilarity.


Say it.


Say you are in awe of effortless hilarity.

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It's Warren level humour. Dane is very funny but that ain't it.

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Warren usually just types in random words whenever he’s trying to be a comedian.

“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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That’s more ToastedCheese whenever he’s melting down.

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Word salads can occasionally be entertaining to read, but Warren is just insanely dull.

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I approve this message.

2017 - 2024

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Interesting

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Warren does it again

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I'd like to nominate myself and my "Welcome back, Brotato" to Steve Lake. I thought it was rather funny and chuckled.

/. is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one you're gonna get.

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He's back?

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Yes.

https://filmboards.com/board/p/21850032/permalink/#p21850032

“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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Oh thanks..we can call you Damien?

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You may.

“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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How was Steve brought out of the hiding? His appearance happened randomly.

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