Sex and Dating : Poll: Food or sex?

You are given the option: you can have sex with an attractive member of whatever gender you prefer, or you can have a feast of your favorite foods - cakes, pies, anything. Which do you choose?

I'm a man and I'd take the sex over the food.

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I'm a man and I'd take the food over the sex.

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I'm a woman and I'd take the sex over the food.

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I'm a woman and I'd take the food over the sex.

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I'm sure both can be combined in some way.

Yes. I went out with this guy once who took me out to a Brazilian "churrascaria" and wanted me to berate him and humiliate him while he gorged himself and made a display of some really terrible table manners. It was his fetish. I was fairly young and adventurous at that time in my life.

Yes, food and sex can be combined.

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"My life is over. I might as well dance with Johnny Slash!"

Food

Honestly? Neither one makes you fat and the other pregnant neither things I want even though I’m fat already so but atleast I’m not pregnant so maybe I would choose food

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I’m creepy and I’m kooky , mysterious and spooky

Food, I can always jerk off buna.

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Love Guru.Doctorate in the kumasutra.Zen Master

love that you posed this post bc it reminds me of the very funny scene in dog park a 1998 comedy movie in which a couple has a real dilemma trying to decide to either eat or have sex.

so why would anyone say food? food has never been as good as sex. i mean the only reason why in this film there was a question of what to do is bc it wouldn't have been a big deal had they eaten instead of had sex at that moment bc they could have had sex right after eating or the next day.

in this case it's situational i mean they have been in a relationship for a while so it's not that urgent having sex. but in your post its' a general what if scenario.

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lukejbarnett

You might be overthinking it, brah.

You sick twisted freak.

Maybe try some facial hair. Your head looks like a penis.

fuck you. you are the reason why this website is the worst website ever. it's bc of asshole jerks horrible people like you that this website is the most hurtful and damaging website ever.

there is no such thing as overthinking anything bc it's all based on preference not on objectivity. don't judge anyone.

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lukejbarnett

food has never been as good as sex.

Tell us how you know. Describe the last time you had sex.

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I'm a man and I took sex over food for a very long time and now I want a 9 piece chicken McNuggets, w/bbq sauce.

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"My life is over. I might as well dance with Johnny Slash!"

why were cakes and pies the example

surely you’ve heard of other food

That depends on the food :D